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MasterStratus

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1- I wish I had $100
2- I wish I had some Jell-o
3- I wish I didn't make those stupid wishes... Goddammit!!
 

Hippobatman

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- Psychic powers
- The ability to play the guitar perfectly
- And I want a great singing voice which fits the heavy metal scene

Imagine that concert.
 

Dorian

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Chapper said:
- Psychic powers
- The ability to play the guitar perfectly
- And I want a great singing voice which fits the heavy metal scene

Imagine that concert.
Let's see, burning reckage that used to be vehicles, music so loud that it's breaking people's eardrums on different landmasses, people shaking their heads so hard they are in danger of breaking their necks, and a levitating lead guitarist with hair going every which way.


Sounds fun.
 

Datalord

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1. i would wish for the ability to fuse and split atoms at will and absorb the energy. I could make gold if i was poor, and split uranium or fuse hydrogen if i get annoyed

2. I would wish for talent, skill, insight, and ability in every craft, trade, career, and game equal or greater to the talent, skill, insight, and ability, of the greatest virtuoso in that craft, trade, career, or game in the history of the universe

3.i would wish for the ability to perceive and and travel through all dimensions, no just our 3
 

Dorian

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I've been thinking this for a while.


For all of you who wish for the ability to fly without specifics, here's a couple of plane tickets. Wish granted! Hahaha!
 

Dubiousduke

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1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
 

pyros550

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1. To be able to extend my peni through someone's ear and out the other.
2. Invisibility
3. To be japanese
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Dubiousduke said:
1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
Wait... If you can teleport, then why the hell would you need to fly really fast?
 

Dubiousduke

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Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
Wait... If you can teleport, then why the hell would you need to fly really fast?
Because flying is awesome.

duh
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Dubiousduke said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
Wait... If you can teleport, then why the hell would you need to fly really fast?
Because flying is awesome.

duh
I wasn't denying that. But if you could teleport anywhere you wished, why would you need to fly really fast? You could fly at an average pace and then poof anywhere you wished in a hurry.
 

Sh4dowSpec

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1.) The ability to create, sustain and manipulte fire. (this includes things like plasma, lava, and explosions, too)

2.) The ability to teleport to anywhere in the universe instantaneously.

3.) The ability to make living, intellegent copies of myself which I sustain and control with my mind.
 

Dubiousduke

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Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
Wait... If you can teleport, then why the hell would you need to fly really fast?
Because flying is awesome.

duh
I wasn't denying that. But if you could teleport anywhere you wished, why would you need to fly really fast? You could fly at an average pace and then poof anywhere you wished in a hurry.
Some day you'll realize that going fast is super fun.

I could race airplanes, or chase after the space shuttles.
 

matrix3509

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ahem... this ought to be pertinent:

1. I wish for Duke Nukem Forever to be done.
2. I wish for System Shock 3 to be done.
3. I wish for both of these games to redefine the word awesome.
 

Ursus Astrorum

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Dubiousduke said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
Michael_McCloud said:
Dubiousduke said:
1. To fly. preferably really, REALLY fast. No passports and airline tickets for me, bwahaha...
2. To be able to speak every language.
3. To be able to teleport myself and my true love wherever I want.

Yeah, I'm a romantic. Get over it.
Wait... If you can teleport, then why the hell would you need to fly really fast?
Because flying is awesome.

duh
I wasn't denying that. But if you could teleport anywhere you wished, why would you need to fly really fast? You could fly at an average pace and then poof anywhere you wished in a hurry.
Some day you'll realize that going fast is super fun. I race my sportbike on the track here sometimes... It's so fun. Multiply that fun by 100 billion and you're flying.

I could race airplanes, or chase after the space shuttles.
Eh, just seems like a wasted wish to me. Fast may be fun, yeah, but there's something you forgot to think about: The human body can only tolerate so much force. At the rate you're planning on going, you'd be dead before you hit maximum speed.
 

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Tenmar said:
I wish for my brother to have perfect vision
I wish to not have to worry about any financial matters in the world for me and my family so we can pursue the life of contomplation
screw contemplation, I wish to just know the meaning of life!

and then to be a super saiyan
 

Dubiousduke

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Michael_McCloud said:
Eh, just seems like a wasted wish to me. Fast may be fun, yeah, but there's something you forgot to think about: The human body can only tolerate so much force. At the rate you're planning on going, you'd be dead before you hit maximum speed.
I wasn't talking about Mach 3 or anything, but in any case, not that fast.
 

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Portal Maniac said:
I just searched this and can not believe someone else didn't take this already!


If you couldhave three wishes what would they be?

RULES:
No wishing for wishes.
No stealing wishes.
No wishing for wish powers.
No berating other people's choices. Especially since they can un-wish you.
No un-wishing this post or anything inside the post.


I wish to be immortal.
I wish for dragons to be a living, protected species.
I wish for time traveling powers.
You Stole MY IDEA's lol

ya all your idea's
 

axia777

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axia777 said:
I wish to be like Q from Star Trek:TNG

End of wishes.....
I am going to quote myself because if I was like Q from ST:SNG I would be immortal, indescribable, omnipotent, and would have power over all of creation. Super strength, super powers, and wealth would be irrelevant. I would be a God. I would be more powerful than anything you all could really think of, besides being God, which would suck. Who would really want to run all of Creation? That would be a pain in the ass. Being Q would just kick ass.