3 Wishes?

[matoasters]

1) 1,000 year lifespan, looking like I'm around 25-ish the whole way through.

2)Invulnerability/Invincibility, so I could get injured, but it wouldn't affect my health in any way, other than a quickly healing (about 5 seconds or so) flesh wound, bones would also be unbreakable. (Because how badass would it be to pull a fucking axe out of your neck after someone hits you with it, blood spilling everywhere, and then it just heals up?)

3) Shape shifting, into any form I want, with no ill effects as a result of shifting.

That way, I'd be able to earn any other stuff, such as riches and power, have the time to enjoy it, but still have an end in sight, as well as not being stuck with just money, or responsibility for a country for the rest of my life.

 

[Womplord]

1) Omnipotence?
failing that...
1) I am a saiyan who can use all of goku's abilities! (gives me long lifespan plus all the cool abilities I could want)
2) Extreme intelligence
3) peace and flourishment for the human race until we die out(because why not?)

 

[2xDouble]

1. For my bank account to always contain exactly the amount of money I need it to, no matter what (bound to me, not the account itself, so if I close an account, a new one I open will retain this property).

2. For perfect health in perpetuity, including reversal of aging and miraculous healing (and psychological health. gotta cover all bases here), and the ability to heal others with it if I want.

3. For nothing I do or ask others to do to appear strange in any way to anyone, no matter what it is. So that everything I do and the consequences of those actions are perceived as perfectly normal and "as it should be", especially the previous two wishes. (Yes, I do plan to abuse this ability once in awhile.)

 

[CODE-D]

You could always wish for the ability to wish for more wishes, then wish for more wishes.

 

[Nuuu]

You sir, have won.

I don't think i'd be a fan of getting great things so easily, i'd probably just wish him away, or wish for him to go back into his lamp until i actually want to make a wish.

 

[deserteagleeye]

1.The power to reincarnate myself into any scenario of my wildest dreams so I can have the most experienced and fulfilling lives ever.

2.The best lawyer in the world to find any possible loopholes in my top wish so I can edit it before it is officially made.

3. An even better lawyer to find any kinks in the previous lawyer wish.

I don't screw around.

 

[CulixCupric]

I DM'ed for Dungeons and Dragons, and learned that wishes always try to screw you over, mainly because people/forces that grant wishes only do this for kicks when they backfire, but I'll take a shot.

1. Have the ability to alter time/space/magick
2. Immortality, and i have read the cracked article on it, and I still think it's worth it.
3. wish that I AM, and shall always be, GOD.

 

[DarkxReaper56]

1. The ability to always have the exact amount I need for anything available to me (whether it be in cash or on debit)

2. The ability to change any aspect of myself (appearance or athletic skills or even intellect)

3. Umm for the genie to be free because the first two wishes covered pretty much everything.

 

[McNinja]

1. The power to grant and ungrant myself whatever I powers I want, whenever I want.
2. The ability to jump into and out of other fictional universes (NCIS, Warhammer 40,000, etc) at will, and take items (technology and such) from them with me.
3. FAIRY GODPARENTS!

Then I would wish for my own personal Spaceship which I can teleport back and forth to at will, that was cloaked from all radar or other sensors. Similar to the Normandy. And other things.

I don't need money (with invincibility+super strength+super hulk stamina+turning invisible I could skip the majority of most military training, then after training get insane contracts).

This basically covers everything. Sure, Fairy Godparents have rules (as anyone who's watched The Fairly OddParents knows), but I'm sure something like "when I have super-strength I look more like Spider-man in terms of physical appearance rather than a giant or a guy with 400 inch biceps" isn't against the rules. But then again I could just have telekinesis.

 

[Jedoro]

1) A real world console that I can open at any time, which has a database of commands listed right beside it
2) A dossier of my soulmate, so that I may hunt her down and woo her
3) For the genie to be free

 

[The Lugz]

Only rule that applies is that you can't wish for more wishes. AND I DO MEAN ONLY RULE.

so, i can wish for more friendly genies then ?

 

[SnakeoilSage]

So yeah, like the title says... if you pulled an Aladdin and you were greeted by a genie who gave you three wishes, what would you wish for?

Only rule that applies is that you can't wish for more wishes. AND I DO MEAN ONLY RULE.

As an example. I would wish

1. To be Batman.
2. To be famous for my books.
3. For someone that loved me for me (for I am nothing if not a romantic).

k shoot.

Except she wouldn't love you for you, she'd love you because you wished her to.

I had a discussion about this with my friend, and I decided on:

1. Batman's physique
2. Batman's money
3. For Jon Stewart to be president (vice-pres Stephen Colbert, natch)

My friend asked why I wouldn't just wish to be Batman, and I told him "because then I'd have to fight crime." And my parents would be dead.

The last wish sounds a little strange for obvious reasons, but it would be nice to see that reason and humour introduced into the presidency.

 

[Aris Khandr]

1) werewolf

2) enough money that me, my family and my friends never have to worry about it again

3) a portal gun

Are you wishing for a werewolf, or to be one?

1. A continuous income that will allow be to spend as freely as I choose for the rest of my life.

2. Immortality for both myself and any of those I care about, if they desire it.

3. The ability to completely control my physical appearance and body at will.

 

[gostchiken]

1. All he powers of a genie with none of the obligations
2. A puppy
3. A sandwich

Captcha: 1844. iedbum

 

[WolfThomas]

My standard plan:

1. For the genie to answer every question with absolute honesty and allow me to ask him as many questions about anything I want. I'll try to work out if he's going to screw with the wishes, try to find out more about the nature of the universe, whether he knows if there is a heaven or hell, etc. Whether I have to use my last wish to retrap him, if he wants to freed what he will do if freed, if that would negative my wishes, etc. What are the energy costs to say having superpowers.

2. With help from the genie, a pefect wish to make me a super-hero/god-like being. In a way that preferably cannot be removed by another wish.

3. Free the genie or retrap him depending on what he says, if he doesn't need to be trapped or want to be free I'd save it for a rainy day. Probably store the lamp somewhere safe.

 

[cameron196789]

1. To transport into a video game world at anytime.
2. Invincible until I want to die.
3. Endless money in my pockets.

 

[Chaos James]

1) Will Manipulation based on my terms and understanding of the powers.

After that, I wouldn't really need anything else, though I'd probably use the second wish on something mundane (like pudding or something)

2) Pudding

3) Free the Genie

After that, anything I'd want to do I could do with my Will Manipulation (including, probably just to have, a Ring of Three Wishes among many other things).

 

[Zoe Castillo]

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[SidingWithTheEnemy]

1) Mind Control (No, not mind reading, that tends to become boring after a while)
2) Ability to posses someone else's body, temporarirly or permanently. (To cheat death for example)
3) ???

4) Profit

Seriously, I keep wish 3 for something important... like becoming god or drowning a continent or something.

 

[Kieran Ward]

1. Ability to manipulate fate.
2. Ability to warp/teleport/fly
3. Ability to read minds/read thoughts.