3 Wishes?

[Shadie777]

1. I wish for every single human,present and future, to understand the language of every living being with a brain. We would be able to understand each other and most animals ^_^
2. For all the continents to be joined into a supercontinent without any living thing getting hurt. It might fuck up the world though.
3. to rewind time if wish 1 or 2 somehow backfires.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

1) Absolute world piece and equality
2) Everlasting youth for everyone
3) For Olivia Wilde to be my permanent booty call (hey, I had to have one selfish one right)

Don't mean to burst your bubble, but there will never be world PEACE, not PIECE. There will always be people who can find wrong with things and start a war.

OT: More genies/wishes
Be as sexy as fuck
Cure for cancer, im a generous bastard

Dude, it's a world where a genie has just turned up and granted me 3 wishes. Real world logic does not apply here. Therefore I can have whatever the hell I want

fixed, by the way

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

1 To be immortal and not the crappy still grow old kind.
2 To be able to morph into anything or anyone.
3 Free the genie I guess.

 

[DirgeNovak]

1)I want Jim Sterling's copies of Skyrim to teleport themselves in my hands, so he can't gloat about it anymore.
2)An infinite supply of money.
3)Mind control.

 

[MrMixelPixel]

1. Immortality - I don't age past 25. My body can't be harmed or altered in anyway. I don't feel too much pain.

2. Teleportation - If I can think of the place, I can will myself and everything on my person there at anytime.

3. Time Travel- I can travel to different points in time. When traveling I will appear in the closest area with open space.

 

[HardkorSB]

No more creed

Why? They aren't that bad. I like this song:

 

[The Funslinger]

1. Immortality (But I can die if I truly wish to.)
2. Ability to control my dreams to every single minute detail.
3. Ability to enter any TV show, Anime, Movie, Video game etc, and do whatever I want, under my own terms and conditions. Time will not pass in the "Real World" when I am in one of these virtual universes.

If you had the third one, I highly doubt you'd need the second one very much, or vice versa.

OT:

1) Perfect physical condition (get the pesky requirement to train my body up for the Royal Marines)

2) Economical golden age

3) Successful and lucrative career in the Royal Marines leaving me financially capable of carrying on with my life plan.

Quite grounded, but the stuff there that benefits me is within reach I suppose.

 

[The Funslinger]

1)I want Jim Sterling's copies of Skyrim to teleport themselves in my hands, so he can't gloat about it anymore.
2)An infinite supply of money.
3)Mind control.

He has Skyrim? Where'd you find that out?

 

[Totenkopf]

1. Omnipotence
2. Omniscience
3. A cookie

I think this is a pretty good deal, what do you say?
I say, let the reshaping of reality begin!

 

[JochemDude]

No more creed

Why? They aren't that bad. I like this song:

I like creed, I do think I meant greed there though XD

 

[DirgeNovak]

1)I want Jim Sterling's copies of Skyrim to teleport themselves in my hands, so he can't gloat about it anymore.
2)An infinite supply of money.
3)Mind control.

He has Skyrim? Where'd you find that out?

He unboxed the Collector's Edition on Destructoid - and he has had his standard review copy for a couple days. He's been gloating a bit about it on Twitter.

 

[Aeshi]

Step 1:

Spoiler

Step 2: Wish for whatever I want.
Step 3: Win

 

[Count Igor]

No more creed

Why? They aren't that bad. I like this song:

I like creed, I do think I meant greed there though XD

Ooh, I thought he meant like "discrimination between the creeds".

 

[tobi the good boy]

As an example. I would wish

1. To be Batman.
2. To be famous for my books.
3. For someone that loved me for me (for I am nothing if not a romantic).

I'm a romantic too... that's why I would never want to wish for love. I think that all the trials and tribulations of romance are part of what makes that special person so wonderful.

...That, and I'd always feel like I somehow coerced the person to love me against his will.

So, let's see. My three wishes...

1) A magical, portable button, only capable of being pressed by me, that could magically make any item I want appear when pressed. I would, of course, specify that this button should be able to be pressed an infinite amount of times.

...since that first wish would get me whatever I desired (food, a house, video games... whatever...) my next two wishes would just be to get the genie to go away. So it'd be:

2) A bowl of my mother's homemade applesauce
and
3) A non-expired carton of milk.

You push the button to spawn a wonderful home... It lands ontop of you or alternatively on the other side of the world.

1) That all wishes, including this one would be free of any tom foolery.
2) The powers of Alex Mercer.
3) A Tardis of my own