3D Dot Game Heroes Makes Cloud's Sword Look Like a Toothpick

[Voltano]

How the hell does he store that thing?! Or wield it, for that matter?

That can't be comfortable in the slightest...

I imagine it starts off pretty small but grows to it's maximum length when he thrusts with it.

I'm sure the blocksmiths continually beat on the main character's sword to make it grow bigger, too.

...Okay, I'll stop with that joke. I just had to say it. xD

 

[Heart of Darkness]

How the hell does he store that thing?! Or wield it, for that matter?

That can't be comfortable in the slightest...

I imagine it starts off pretty small but grows to it's maximum length when he thrusts with it.

I'm sure the blocksmiths continually beat on the main character's sword to make it grow bigger, too.

...Okay, I'll stop with that joke. I just had to say it. xD

Well, when the trailer pokes fun at it, too, you can bet that everyone's minds will be impregnated with "sword" humor. I mean, you don't need to be a psychic to see it coming.

...Yeah, stopping's probably for the best. I'd rather abort this now than worry about it later.

[sub][sub]Okay, now I'm stopping.[/sub][/sub]

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I do believe Sanger Zonvolt would be pleased.
[sub]I also believe that incredibly few people will get this reference...[/sub]

I do believe that no one's taken a shot at the reference. Super Robot Wars, yes?

 

[manythings]

I looks like a cock joke pretending to be a game.

 

[SharPhoe]

I do believe Sanger Zonvolt would be pleased.
[sub]I also believe that incredibly few people will get this reference...[/sub]

I do believe that no one's taken a shot at the reference. Super Robot Wars, yes?

*Ding ding!*
Thank you for getting that. My obscure joke was not completely in vain.

 

[escapist_wolfand]

well.. real men carry swords bigger than they are

 

[esperandote]

Is that supposed to be serious?

 

[Lexodus]

...That's........woa.......I can't even find a word to describe this...It's like awesome and epic had a child. That's the word I would use.

Epicsome?

 

[Jared]

...That's........woa.......I can't even find a word to describe this...It's like awesome and epic had a child. That's the word I would use.

Yeah o.o Wow...just...huge!

 

[GodsAndFishes]

I'm sure that Sigmund Freud's head just exploded.

 

[Et3rnalLegend64]

I do believe Sanger Zonvolt would be pleased.
[sub]I also believe that incredibly few people will get this reference...[/sub]

I do believe that no one's taken a shot at the reference. Super Robot Wars, yes?

*Ding ding!*
Thank you for getting that. My obscure joke was not completely in vain.

And now Sanger will lose all of his dignity

 

[Kollega]

Is that supposed to be serious?

Most certainly not. It's a one big dick joke in a paper-thin disguise of a game.

 

[hazabaza1]

I want that sword.

And a PS3.

 

[zehydra]

natural sword enhancement...

 

[MuddShark6]

Man I can't wait to play this title. Over the top doesn't begin to describe it.

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

The laws of physics would like to complain, but they don't because they're too scared of that humungous sword

 

[Monocle Man]

Ooh, that looks awesome! Wait... Published by Atlus? Previously available in Asia?...Oh no. No! Please, no! Demon's Souls all over again!
It will never be available in European stores! Curses. Curse you, Atlus!

Don't worry, it will. It's been announced. Demon's Souls, well I think you're still screwed there for now.

Thank goodness. I'm still trying to find a reliable store that ships games to Europe, either Demon's Souls isn't allowed to be shipped outside the US or it's you own fault if the game would not arrive.

 

[300lb. Samoan]

natural sword enhancement...

swelling with pride...

 

[Lullabye]

......I've seen alot of cheap weapons in my day, but that's just cheating....