400 Unqualified Schmucks Sign Up For One-Way Mission to Mars

Booze Zombie

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I understand the enthusiasm, but I don't think these people understand the gravity (ho,ho) of being stuck on Mars, of all places.
 
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It wouldn't be too bad if they could have internet access; it would eliminate the possibility of extreme boredom and the feeling of disconnection.
 

Evilsanta

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So...Anyone can signup?

Where do I sign in?!

OT: Sending unqualified people into space? Yeah i can't see that failing.
 

Wintermoot

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well if NASA would ever want to do something similair in the near future there wouldnt be a shortatge of volunteers
 

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Daystar Clarion said:
This could be a very effective way of dispensing of... undesirables. Is there room for PETA?
"Imagine a world without animal cruelty: Mars! Because where there are no animals, no-one can be cruel to them."
 

DTWolfwood

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mmm social darwinism at work me thinks XD

id say let them go. Whats the best that can happen? they succeed and establish an actual mars colony? the worst is they all die.
 

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vrbtny said:
Look, just because they ain't university qualified is probably a good. The people who signed up may know how to actually fix mechanical stuff, unlike University grads..... who know how to write a good essay.

Honestly, if I was going, I would prefer to be with the guy who could fix the oxygen generator -- and not the guy who can write a highly literate report about the advantages of repairing the damn thing.
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What do you even think happens in university? I mean, most of the university courses where i'm at are mechanics courses, aero-dynamics courses and computing courses. Since when was a university all about writing?

Secondly, that oxygen generator will more than likely be a plant of some sort.
 

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Freemon said:
I don't know if this is good or bad... In a way, we're putting those people to some good use. Like a lab experiment. Testing technology that real scientists can use later on with less risk. On the other hand, if they find a way to survive there, or if they make contact with an hypothetical alien race...it will be written for all eternity that real human space exploration was started by 400 Schmucks.

We need a backup plan.
You don't need a backup plan. You just need plenty of expendable assets. And if we can get 400 idiots today, I guarantee we can get 400 idiots tomorrow.

Now all we need is an idiot with far, far too much money to fund the venture.
 

UberNoodle

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Pretty funny, but gov'ts better pull their heads out (ie stop bickering and fighting over the coins tossed by their corporate overlords) & consider what may happen if Mars, or any other body in our solar system, is reached by human expeditions that are NOT representative of humanity but rather, private or corporate interests. There's a reason nobody can own Antarctica or the moon.
 

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random_bars said:
Anyone else think this would be an awesome premise for an RPG?
and when they get to mars they awaken the evil aliens and have t stop them before they destroy them and the earth hmmmm yes that would be good i think
 

teisjm

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Daystar Clarion said:
This could be a very effective way of dispensing of... undesirables. Is there room for PETA?
Hey there mister animal rights extremist, how would you liek to live in a world where no animals are beeing mistreated, and no-one eats real meat?

Should be easy to sell the idea to them.
 

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Andy Chalk said:
Douglas Adams [http://www.amazon.com/Hitchhikers-Guide-Galaxy-Deluxe-Anniversary/dp/1400052939/ref=sr_1_2?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1294697505&sr=1-2] fans will recall that one of the three sapient forms of life on this planet actually descended from the Golgafrinchans, who eons ago decided to tidy up their society a bit by tricking the most useless one-third of the population - hairdressers, insurance salesmen, management consultants, telephone sanitizers and the like - to board a great colonist spaceship which was then hurled out into space and eventually crash-landed on Earth.
That's the very first thing I thought of when I saw that title. Let's just hope they call the ship the 'B' Ark.
And send it to the sun.
 

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emeraldrafael said:
That seems like the only people who would do that/able to afford the visit in the beginning the insanely rich, and thats something you wouldnt always do. And besides, wouldnt you have ot worry about meteor strikes and what not? and doesnt the space station orbit around the earth, so the elevator would be torn away when the space station tried to move.

Then again, I could be wrong.
Well the idea of a space elevator would be to make getting materials (and people) into space for cheaper than now. Now, you have to strap anything you want into space to a few thousand gallons of various chemicals and shoot it into space at insanely fast speeds. Those resourses are very expensive and you can only take up a few people because of that. If you made a space elevator, it would be much less expensive.

You have to worry about meteor strikes and other debris in space all the time. The international space station is coated with 18 inches of kevlar for that reason.

Yes, the elevator would be torn away if the space station left a geosynchronus orbit. So you wouldn't do that for that exact reason. If you are in a geosynchronus orbit, you are always above the same position on earth. So if you don't change your orbit, you can make a shaft that goes down to earth for an elevator.
 

EricBC

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Imagine the news in 20 years:

"On the lighter side of the news, 400 of the would be martian colonists have all died. Early reports indicate suicide, since the only thing they brought for entertainment were copies of Dynasty Warriors and Jersey Shore seasons 1-42. Next, Sports..."