PETA Tries to Guilt Animals Out of Mafia Wars

Andy Chalk

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PETA Tries to Guilt Animals Out of Mafia Wars


Mafia Wars [http://www.peta.org/].

Zynga [http://www.zynga.com/] revealed earlier this week that animals like lions, tigers and pit bulls will be coming to Mafia Wars next week. The beasts will be included in their own "combat item class," with existing animals moved to that category, and will be available for use in "fights and robbing." It seems perfectly reasonable to me; after all, no stroll through the hood is complete without some blinged-up dumbass trying to impress the world with his ownership of a vicious dog he can barely keep under control. (Not sure how the lions and tigers fit in, though.) But PETA is a little less fond of the idea.

"'Bully breeds' like your beloved late American bulldog, Zinga, are also the breeds of choice for dogfighters and thugs who want a 'macho' animal to intimidate others, guard their property, or make them money by winning fights," the group said in a letter to Pincus. "Every day, PETA staffers meet dogs who have been trapped for years at the end of heavy tractor-trailer chains with nothing but bare patches of dirt and plastic barrels for shelter."

"These dogs are usually full of heartworms, emaciated, and scarred all over," it continued. "They are often physically abused and starved, sometimes to death, for losing in illegal dogfights or for being 'bad guards' or 'not mean enough.' The people who acquire them do so because they have been taught that having one of these dogs is 'cool' and 'tough,' but they have no idea about the care and feelings of the animal they have enslaved."

PETA seems to be gambling that memories of Pincus' "beloved" dog will tug at his heartstrings enough to make him change his mind. It probably won't work, but it's a smart shot to take: When Pincus founded the company in 2007, he named it after his dog, Zinga.

Source: Kotaku [http://kotaku.com/5522316/peta-doesnt-want-animals-in-the-mafia]


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archvile93 said:
Isn't PETA just a bunch of hypocritical morons? That's what I always hear.
Eh. More or less.

I would respect them if their overall goal was, say to treat animals well. But their actual goal of "animal liberation" as the many people who quoted me said, and how they pursue it... thats a little questionable. Like batshit insane supporting terrorist acts questionable.

EDIT: Thanks to all the people who corrected me on what PETA actually does. I thought they just wanted animals to be treated better, not all the batshit crazy stuff they apparently do...
 

Booze Zombie

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It's a game, the animals don't even exist.
What the hell?

Besides, last time I checked, PETA murdered more animals than meat eaters did.
 

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Irridium said:
archvile93 said:
Isn't PETA just a bunch of hypocritical morons? That's what I always hear.
Eh. More or less.

I can respect their overall goal, which is to treat animals well. But how they pursue it... thats a little questionable.
Agreed. My girlfriend would love to join PETA if it were not for the fact that, quote, "It were full of crazies and dumbasses."
 

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When will PeTA learn that no one gives a fuck what they have to say, not since they started funding terrorists and making disgusting comparisons to the Holocaust. Those sick fucks.
 

Davrel

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How would loving a pet make somebody as intelligent as Pincus (and yes, he is smart, look how successful Zynga has become) sign up with the crazies at PETA?
 

Danpascooch

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PETA has always been, and always will be, on my shitlist.

Seriously, what the hell do they hope will happen if they take animals out of Mafia Wars? That people will become vegetarians?

It's like their campaign to rename fish "Sea Kittens" it's such a fucking joke.
 

Azaradel

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Ah, PETA, it's been too long since you've shown your batshit crazy face to the world, I suppose?

Also; Hah... he named the company after his dog... that's actually pretty cute.
 

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PumpItUp said:
When will PeTA learn that no one gives a fuck what they have to say, not since they started funding terrorists and making disgusting comparisons to the Holocaust. Those sick fucks.
QFT

and when they finally do something non violent or offensive, it's something completely idiotic like trying to get animals out of a browser based game, or rename fish "sea kittens" rofl.
 

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The animals aren't even real. What the hell are they complaining about? I don't hear them complaining about people being Mafia Wars. Goddamn, I hate PETA.
 

mjc0961

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Too bad none of that crap PETA mentioned has anything to do with a facebook app.
 

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PETA has an admirable goal, like most/all animal rights organisations.
Their methods however, are always sensationalist and often sexist.
 
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Awww, even unscrupulous evil has a soft spot.

I'm referring to Pincus of course.

You know, remember he admitted he was scamming everyone? There was an article here. It was official and everything!

I'd refer to PETA as well-intentioned extremists, although I can't stand violent animal rights activists.

"I'm going to save this beautiful endangered creature, by attacking a sapient being."

Hooray! Productive action!
 

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Wow. A PETA campaign that isn't totally inappropriate. If only they would do this to non-fictional animal protests.
 

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danpascooch said:
PETA has always been, and always will be, on my shitlist.

Seriously, what the hell do they hope will happen if they take animals out of Mafia Wars? That people will become vegetarians?

It's like their campaign to rename fish "Sea Kittens" it's such a fucking joke.
I could care less what they're called.
Sea Kittens or otherwise, they are delicious!

OT: Oh no! Fake animal are being hurt in a game about ORGANIZED CRIME. Jesus Christ.