Hustler Making 3D Avatar Porn Movie

[Logan Westbrook]

Hustler Making 3D Avatar Porn Movie

Thought Watchmen was the only place you were going to see a blue gentleman's undercarriage? Guess again.

James Cameron's big-budget sci-fi blockbuster Avatar has inspired an equally big-budget porn movie. Created by Hustler's studio arm, the movie - which is called This Ain't Avatar XXX - has been filmed in 3D, and is apparently the most expensive movie the studio has ever produced. There are no plot details for the movie as yet, but I think I could make a pretty accurate guess about what it will be about.

This Ain't Avatar XXX isn't the first 3D porn movie, Japan already has a couple of movies available [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/101079-Japanese-Porn-Indicates-3D-Television-Success], but it is a further indication that the adult entertainment industry is throwing its lot in with 3D TV. This Ain't Avatar XXX has just finished production and will be available in September. If you have the television to take advantage of it, I imagine it will be a fairly unique experience.

Oh, and to anyone who's about to make the point that Na'vi don't have sexual organs like we do, I would offer the following counterargument: It's a porn movie.

Source: Sci-Fi Wire [http://scifiwire.com/2010/06/hustler-spending-record-a.php]




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[Therumancer]

The thing that goes me here is that they are using the "Avatar" name and imagery, which seems to imply that James Cameron liscenced this.

That said, porn getting on the 3d bandwagon doesn't inherantly surprise me. However a big deal being made about it does. Truthfully this is one of the most mainstream mentions of a pornographic movie I've ever seen.

 

[ShadowsofHope]

.. Oh. God.

Porn, you bitter-sweet (sometimes alarmingly hideous) beast of a thing..

..That is all I will say on this.

 

[Sir_Tor]

Haha! xD
I can't really say anything other than that!

 

[Corpse XxX]

Im Blue dabba dee dabba dooooo!

 

[Jack and Calumon]

My mind can only think of few things to say at a time like this. My mind can also guess how it's going to turn out with those... OH GOD IT'S BURNING MY MIND!

Calumon: Wow, there's a bird out the window.

 

[Fraught]

Oh, hahah. I'm surprised they actually made a live-action porn movie out of Avatar.

Hentai was inevitable (as is with everything, as Rule 34 states), but this isn't what I was expecting.[footnote]And what I was expecting was for it not to exist. Ever.[/footnote]

 

[vaderaider]

YESSSS! I made a 10 pound bet that there would be a porn spoofing avatar.

 

[Sibbo]

YESSSS! I made a 10 pound bet that there would be a porn spoofing avatar.

Congratulations I just wish your good fortune didn't have to come at this price. Creepy that's all I can think to say.

 

[Saerain]

I can't wait to see the tall, narrow, taut Na'vi portrayed by an old man with a hairy beer gut (or some lumpy, overmuscled meatbag?it's always one or the other) and a woman with huge, sagging breasts, pancake areolae, crotch stubble and spider veins. In 3D.

Yeah, the blue skin isn't what made them sexy.

Although it didn't hurt.

 

[Jovlo]

Oh, and to anyone who's about to make the point that Na'vi don't have sexual organs like we do, I would offer the following counterargument: It's a porn movie.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if the Na'vi females were the ones with the penis?
Disturbing, but hilarious! Although that would probably not sell very well.

 

[Saerain]

In what sense would they be females, then? It would be more accurate in that case to say that the males have the breasts.

 

[Raregolddragon]

Daft Punks, Bio Ware look at the monster you created!

You started the blue people sex craze and now it will never go away!

 

[phoenix352]

imagine how they use it... 1st person BJ....uuuuuhhh its disgusting....and 3d makes stuff fly in your face too....oh god....

 

[Mutie]

It was only a matter of time...

 

[Nocta-Aeterna]

I believe Happy Harry already covered this.

Just a funny animation, but perhaps slightly nsfw

 

[S.R.S.]

Yeah dude! Stick it in her hair!

OT: I'll never look at the movie the same way again. What has been seen, can not be unseen!

 

[HK_01]

Wow, I never thought they'd make it a live-action porn movie. If anything hentai because I imagine it's quite difficult to dress the actors up as Na'vi.

A thought just crossed my mind: How are they going to make the Na'vi 3 metres tall? I mean, if it's an Avatar "parody" then there have to be humans and Na'vi, so they'll need to show the size difference.