Hustler Making 3D Avatar Porn Movie

Zhukov

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So... blue wang. Coming at you in 3D no less.

I can't wait.

Also, who said Na'vi don't have sex organs? They seemed to have pretty much everything else. Besides, there must be a reason for the loincloths. Then again, I guess their USB hair could be used for passing genetic information. But then how... why am I even thinking about this?
 

Mechsoap

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Nocta-Aeterna said:
Mechsoap said:
i thougt beastiality was illegal (correct me if im wrong)
Well, since the Na'vi are sentient humanoids who can voice their consent, this err...production will most likely be Na'vi/Na'vi instead of Na'vi/human and it will involve people in blue bodypaint instead of actual Na'vi (who do not exist), I think we can safely conclude that this is not beastiality.
but they have tails wich in most peoples eyes can be seen as bestiality
 

Zhukov

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Mechsoap said:
i thougt beastiality was illegal (correct me if im wrong)
They are aliens.

If that counts as bestiality then so does Mass Effect. Which I shall assume you are familiar with.
 

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Zhukov said:
Mechsoap said:
i thougt beastiality was illegal (correct me if im wrong)
They are aliens.

If that counts as bestiality then so does Mass Effect. Which I shall assume you are familiar with.
true...still people fliped on the idea haveing sexual intercouse with aliens
 

Zhukov

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Mechsoap said:
true...still people fliped on the idea haveing sexual intercouse with aliens
Heh. That says more about people then it does about sexual intercourse with aliens.
 

AvsJoe

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vaderaider said:
AvsJoe said:
XD
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YESSSS! I made a 10 pound bet that there would be a porn spoofing avatar.
Who's the sucker that took that bet? Of course there was going to be an Avatar porn spoof. Smack that idjit for me, will ya?
It was my dad believe it or not.
I'm even more shocked.
 

Jared

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Well...its to be expected...I suppose it was going to happen eventually...someone with enough monety actually came forward to do it

Mechsoap said:
i thougt beastiality was illegal (correct me if im wrong)
It is illegal, but, I dont think in thsi case it would even apply...even if they were beasts, they would have to be real.
 

Nocta-Aeterna

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Mechsoap said:
Zhukov said:
Mechsoap said:
i thougt beastiality was illegal (correct me if im wrong)
They are aliens.

If that counts as bestiality then so does Mass Effect. Which I shall assume you are familiar with.
true...still people fliped on the idea haveing sexual intercouse with aliens
That was more due to the fact that people jumped to the conclusion that Mass Effect would be a rape simulator instead of the interspecies relations.
 

Yokai

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I'd be facepalming right now, were I not aware of Rule 34. I'm not surprised in the slightest. I'm sure the DeviantART crowd beat them to it a while ago.

Still: Really?
 

MasterSplinter

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Oh, THAT kind of 3D.

Well i guess it's a necessary step to hologram technology.

Also some guy on newgrounds beat them to the punch:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/524391

Kinda NSFW, but not technically, also very funny.
 

cainx10a

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Hopefully that helps with the Avatar-suicide frenzy, well for those who were more into Na'vi rather than Pandora. :p
 

Moriarty70

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Adult entertainment has always been among the earliest adopters of any technology. It's why VHS won over BetaMax.

On another note, this will be just like that necrophillia movie that Paris Hilton starred in, everyone's going to see it just so they can be in on the disscussion of it.
 

Ldude893

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Damn you Rule 34, DAMN YOU TO HELL.

*facepalm*, I really hope this isn't going to be a regular thing.
 

johnman

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First Left 4 Dead then Batman and now this, is nothing safe!
Personally I want to see them try and make a porn film out of Doom, just to find out what the end result would look like