To Villains, With Love

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To Villains, With Love

Bad guys need love, too, you know, and these letters are happy to provide it.

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Deofuta

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What is this I dont even

Apologies, I loved the Sephiroth one the best, 'Impale me with your sword indeed'...
 

swimon

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Sephiroth looks like a girl is an old joke but you pulled it off, kudos.

That said if the writer thinks that he's a woman then how does the "impale with sword" bit make sense? It sounds like an innuendo but for what? I guess you could buy "swords" so maybe that's what he/she meant.
 

Jandau

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Sephiroth one was the best, especially the part:

"...for you are the most striking woman I have ever seen."

ROFL! :)
 

Lolth17

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I would write one for Saren Arterius, but I think it would come out a little too personal...
 

BlueberryFalacy

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I'm tempted to try and write one for Mother Brain (albeit not truly a villain in the sense of the word used here it seems)
 

Torque669

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I actually felt for the Ganondorf one. That was really upsetting.

Anyway I would write one to Wesker but hes at the bottom of a Volcano ... So fuck that.
 

Lucane

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i'm surprised there wasn't one for Alyx Vance.
Edit: I forgot about the Villian part.
 

Lucane

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Evil the White said:
M.Bison's responce:

YES! YES!

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use (h1) (/h1) " ( ) "=" [ ] " like....
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Lucane

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Logan Westbrook said:
Lucane said:
i'm surprised there wasn't one for Alyx Vance.
I wouldn't really say that she was a villain.
Oh right, forgot about the "Villian" part after I got to Sephiroth being called a Woman.
 

Tom Phoenix

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Susan Arendt said:
Jamous said:
Can we add to these?
Please do!
Does it have to be primarily a video game villain or can it be someone added into a video game from other media?

I know this is just for fun, but I want to see what sort of criteria you used for the article. :p
 

Baldry

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WHAT?! Non for Dr. Cortex! Poor balding chap.

And those were some lovely love letters i've ever read, well done.