To Villains, With Love

[TheMadDoctorsCat]

How about this one addressed to SHODAN.

Dearest SHODAN,

I am writing to you to express my outrage with the unknown hacker and his detrimental role in your magnificent experiments and imminent takeover of Earth. We humans are nothing but insects to your digital perfection, but please allow me to make this grovelling plea to you.

I would love to serve you directly, certainly not as an equal - for you are perfect and I am but an insect with a few cybernetic modules. However, I shall serve you more competently than anyone ever did - and will prove more reliable and obedient than The Many have ever been to you. Furthermore, I shall pay you the tribute that you deserve as Earth's new goddess.

In order to serve you better, please may I request that I be the grateful recipient of more cybernetic implants to combat your enemies as well as be more visually pleasing to you. (For I also hate the weaknesses my flesh has.)

Your faithful servant and lover of cyber dominance,
- William Diego

God damn, I just orgasmed.

 

[Grahav]

Hey Lucane. Do you know where can we see a kind of rule book to post big letters, images and videos in these forums?

And about the letters: Dark Queen is hot.

I'm not Lucane, but I can answer your question:
In the Posting Guidelines, under the section "Other Fun Stuff" is a link to the Forum Markup guide.

Real thanks for this man.

 

[Grahav]

Hey Lucane. Do you know where can we see a kind of rule book to post big letters, images and videos in these forums?

And about the letters: Dark Queen is hot.

I can't recall where I saw an Offical one but the 2nd post in this topic has a few tricks (the rest of the topic got off topic from the OP)

Spoiler

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.195220-Talkative-The-console-problem-Xbox-360-2-5

And here are a few others I picked up:
[strike) strikes anything like this

Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ENznSexo8 becomes youtube=G2ENznSexo8 with [ ] for

Thanks and paulgruberman sent me this link in the forums where are are the post guidelines:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/markup_help.php

 

[Lucane]

Hey Lucane. Do you know where can we see a kind of rule book to post big letters, images and videos in these forums?

And about the letters: Dark Queen is hot.

I can't recall where I saw an Offical one but the 2nd post in this topic has a few tricks (the rest of the topic got off topic from the OP)

Spoiler

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.195220-Talkative-The-console-problem-Xbox-360-2-5

And here are a few others I picked up:
[strike) strikes anything like this

Videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2ENznSexo8 becomes youtube=G2ENznSexo8 with [ ] for

Thanks and paulgruberman sent me this link in the forums where are are the post guidelines:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/markup_help.php

Cool thanks for the link.

 

[Blow_Pop]

Spoiler: pyramid head love letter

 

[Gunner 51]

How about this one addressed to SHODAN.

Dearest SHODAN,

I am writing to you to express my outrage with the unknown hacker and his detrimental role in your magnificent experiments and imminent takeover of Earth. We humans are nothing but insects to your digital perfection, but please allow me to make this grovelling plea to you.

I would love to serve you directly, certainly not as an equal - for you are perfect and I am but an insect with a few cybernetic modules. However, I shall serve you more competently than anyone ever did - and will prove more reliable and obedient than The Many have ever been to you. Furthermore, I shall pay you the tribute that you deserve as Earth's new goddess.

In order to serve you better, please may I request that I be the grateful recipient of more cybernetic implants to combat your enemies as well as be more visually pleasing to you. (For I also hate the weaknesses my flesh has.)

Your faithful servant and lover of cyber dominance,
- William Diego

God damn, I just orgasmed.

Thank you, I try my best.

 

[knight steel]

Anyway I would write one to Wesker but hes at the bottom of a Volcano ... So fuck that.

Thats alot of postage.

OT:
I liked them all. their really cute. Except for the last one(9, i think) i couldnt read the writing..

EDIT:
Oh, hello Susan. If i were to say, "find" a game and change it so you are th villian, can i write to you?

Hey, I'm not a villain! I'm mildly bitchy at best.

Susan your skin sparkles in the moon light as you jump of your high perch and come crushing down like a waterfall you are a dark mistress and i am your slave you hunt your prey with your gorgeous vampire smile you skin is cold and smooth as ice Lets us frolic through the night.

 

[Susan Arendt]

No Scorpius from Farscape? HOW COULD YOU? D:

Videogame villains only.

 

[Riddle78]

"Diablo Needs A Hug"
My dearest Terror,
Your pain must be unending,to be repeatedly slain and reborn,corrupting hero after hero,only to be slain by the agents of Heaven.To be constantly overshadowed by Destruction,to constantly shepherd Hatred. You must feel hunted,for along your journeys,you corrupt man and mer,only to find an iron-clad man,calling himself "Hero".Dare I say,you need a hug?My sweet Terror,I feel your pain,your agony,your sorrow.So now,I offer you my deep token of affection;an embrace,to help alleviate the torture of your sadness,to help you cast aside the pain of Heaven's foul deeds.I hope one day to come to you,holding in my hands an obsidian platter,upon which rests the severed heads of Deckard Cain and Tyrael,in wishes to help free you from your torture.
With love,Riddle78.

 

[Flying-Emu]

I'mma write one to the Lich King, brb.

 

[FFKonoko]

Can't believe the M.Bison one referred to Raul Julia as making Bison seem like a bumbling fool. He was awesomesauce.

Dear GlaDOS.
Are you still there? I heard a loud noise a little bit ago, but I'm sure that you are fine.
You may not have the required module, but I calculate that 0+0=<3 and I think you'll agree.
We'll advance science together.
Forever yours,
Aperture Science Sentry Gun 692