To Villains, With Love
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Well, you can do whatever you like, but we chose characters actually in the original game themselves.Tom Phoenix said:Does it have to be primarily a video game villain or can it be someone added into a video game from other media?Susan Arendt said:
I know this is just for fun, but I want to see what sort of criteria you used for the article.
Eh, close enough. We can stretch the definition in the name of fun.BlueberryFalacy said:
Thats alot of postage.Torque669 said:
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I liked them all. their really cute. Except for the last one(9, i think) i couldnt read the writing..
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Oh, hello Susan. If i were to say, "find" a game and change it so you are th villian, can i write to you?
Give me a few hours then and we'll see what i can come up withSusan Arendt said:Eh, close enough. We can stretch the definition in the name of fun.BlueberryFalacy said:
This was not what I was expecting, but still made me so very happy. Very funny, great job.
Really does make me want to write my own. "Oh Bowser, even without your fire breath, you always light my fire..."
Really does make me want to write my own. "Oh Bowser, even without your fire breath, you always light my fire..."
I'm not Lucane, but I can answer your question:Grahav said:
In the Posting Guidelines, under the section "Other Fun Stuff" is a link to the Forum Markup guide.
Hey, I'm not a villain! I'm mildly bitchy at best.whaleswiththumbs said:Thats alot of postage.Torque669 said:
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I liked them all. their really cute. Except for the last one(9, i think) i couldnt read the writing..
EDIT:
Oh, hello Susan. If i were to say, "find" a game and change it so you are th villian, can i write to you?
How cute, and funny...and even a bit disturbing. The kind of fanatics these villains attract, makes me feel glad I´m just a faceless, voiceless NPC.
...I also wrote a letter. It´s not as good as these are, but I wrote it from my heart.
...I also wrote a letter. It´s not as good as these are, but I wrote it from my heart.
Dear Dr. Wily
Hi!
How are you? I´m fine. You probably don´t know me, but I´ve been a huge fan of yours ever since you created your first robot masters and tried to take over the world. You´re so cool and wise and know everything. When I grow up, I want to be an evil scientist, just like you. I even used to build doom fortresses out of my legos, but they were never as good as yours are. Machiavellian design and great attention to details make each of your fortresses unique pieces of art. That good-for-nothing Dr. Light won´t ever hold a candle to you, and that pesky Mega Man (More like Mega Poopface, amirite ), he´s a joke. Your super cool robot masters will wipe their stainless behinds with that lame-ass loser. Can I be your robot master? I hacked off my arm and tried to attach a Mega Buster in its place, but it didn´t work
Anyway, I hope to meet you someday. Maybe you could show me around your doom fortress and I can help you build even stronger robots, so that one day everyone will have to recognize you as the true genius mastermind you really are.
Sincerely yours
A secret admirer (Not yet a Ph.D.)
Hi!
How are you? I´m fine. You probably don´t know me, but I´ve been a huge fan of yours ever since you created your first robot masters and tried to take over the world. You´re so cool and wise and know everything. When I grow up, I want to be an evil scientist, just like you. I even used to build doom fortresses out of my legos, but they were never as good as yours are. Machiavellian design and great attention to details make each of your fortresses unique pieces of art. That good-for-nothing Dr. Light won´t ever hold a candle to you, and that pesky Mega Man (More like Mega Poopface, amirite
), he´s a joke. Your super cool robot masters will wipe their stainless behinds with that lame-ass loser. Can I be your robot master? I hacked off my arm and tried to attach a Mega Buster in its place, but it didn´t work Anyway, I hope to meet you someday. Maybe you could show me around your doom fortress and I can help you build even stronger robots, so that one day everyone will have to recognize you as the true genius mastermind you really are.
Sincerely yours
A secret admirer (Not yet a Ph.D.)
I can't recall where I saw an Offical one but the 2nd post in this topic has a few tricks (the rest of the topic got off topic from the OP)Grahav said:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/326.195220-Talkative-The-console-problem-Xbox-360-2-5
And here are a few others I picked up:
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Videos:
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And here are a few others I picked up:
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Videos:
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How about this one addressed to SHODAN.
Dearest SHODAN,
I am writing to you to express my outrage with the unknown hacker and his detrimental role in your magnificent experiments and imminent takeover of Earth. We humans are nothing but insects to your digital perfection, but please allow me to make this grovelling plea to you.
I would love to serve you directly, certainly not as an equal - for you are perfect and I am but an insect with a few cybernetic modules. However, I shall serve you more competently than anyone ever did - and will prove more reliable and obedient than The Many have ever been to you. Furthermore, I shall pay you the tribute that you deserve as Earth's new goddess.
In order to serve you better, please may I request that I be the grateful recipient of more cybernetic implants to combat your enemies as well as be more visually pleasing to you. (For I also hate the weaknesses my flesh has.)
Your faithful servant and lover of cyber dominance,
- William Diego
Dearest SHODAN,
I am writing to you to express my outrage with the unknown hacker and his detrimental role in your magnificent experiments and imminent takeover of Earth. We humans are nothing but insects to your digital perfection, but please allow me to make this grovelling plea to you.
I would love to serve you directly, certainly not as an equal - for you are perfect and I am but an insect with a few cybernetic modules. However, I shall serve you more competently than anyone ever did - and will prove more reliable and obedient than The Many have ever been to you. Furthermore, I shall pay you the tribute that you deserve as Earth's new goddess.
In order to serve you better, please may I request that I be the grateful recipient of more cybernetic implants to combat your enemies as well as be more visually pleasing to you. (For I also hate the weaknesses my flesh has.)
Your faithful servant and lover of cyber dominance,
- William Diego