6 word game descriptions.

[kailus13]

1 Wolf wields paint brush in Japan.
2 Kid moves house, randomly becomes mayor.
3 Hong Kong beat downs and freerunning
4 You are dead. Repeat ad infinitum.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Here's some more:

Puzzles without normal laws of physics.

Buy DLC to read this description.

Four undead heroes save the past.

Run and jump over red stuff.

I'm guessing 1) could be Portal or Quantum Conundrum? And 4) is clearly Mirror's Edge. 2) Not sure, some swing at EA.

1: No clue
2: DLC QUEST
3: L4D2 (PLOT TWIST LOL) no clue
4: Mirror's Edge

My turn to make some

1 Man yells for great justice.
2 Governing is like drugs, except good.
3 Corporate-Sponsored Pyromania is Depressingly Atmospheric.
4 Your men die, you get more.
5 Rectangular Robots Rectify Ridiculous Restraint.
6 Robot builds self, shapeshifts, saves earth.
7 Buccaneering Sandbox. Don't sail for Spain.
8 Call Of Duty Versus Jurassic Park

 

[Johnny Novgorod]

1 Wolf wields paint brush in Japan.
2 Kid moves house, randomly becomes mayor.
3 Hong Kong beat downs and freerunning
4 You are dead. Repeat ad infinitum.

1 is obviously Okami. Can't think of the rest.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

1 Wolf wields paint brush in Japan.
2 Kid moves house, randomly becomes mayor.
3 Hong Kong beat downs and freerunning
4 You are dead. Repeat ad infinitum.

1: Okami
2: The new Animal Crossing?
3: Sleeping Dogs.
4: Dark Souls?

Mine:
Fantastic debt collector payments.
Cyber everything in the nuclear future.
Don't worry, your kids will continue.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Mine:
Fantastic debt collector payments.
Cyber everything in the nuclear future.
Don't worry, your kids will continue.

No Clue
Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon (GOTY btw)
Rogue Legacy

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Mine:
Fantastic debt collector payments.
Cyber everything in the nuclear future.
Don't worry, your kids will continue.

No Clue
Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon (GOTY btw)
Rogue Legacy

Correct!
Only one left is "fantasy debt collectors."
[sup]That's a better way of wording it.[/sup]

 

[kailus13]

1 Wolf wields paint brush in Japan.
2 Kid moves house, randomly becomes mayor.
3 Hong Kong beat downs and freerunning
4 You are dead. Repeat ad infinitum.

1: Okami
2: The new Animal Crossing?
3: Sleeping Dogs.
4: Dark Souls?

All correct.

Some more

Replace an old mans memories. Feels.
Small boy in monochrome dies often.
Many minigames. Annoying things go "DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
"Nico, it's your""SHUT UP ROMAN!"

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

1) To The Moon.
2) Limbo
3) ??
4) GTA 4

 

[kailus13]

1) To The Moon.
2) Limbo
3) ??
4) GTA 4

Correct, correct, and correct

3b) Adverts no longer feature Rayman, why?

5) Posh lady destroys artifacts. Bad archaelogist!
6) Gun mounted chainsaw. Nothing else memorable.
7) Girls wearing hats. Lots of bullets.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

5) Tomb Raider
6) Gears of War
7) ...onechanbara?

Mechs fighting... also, Hideo Kojima.

 

[InfinityCubed]

Mechs fighting... also, Hideo Kojima.

Metal Gear Solid. Or Rising.

Here are mine from the last page now that they're gone(ish)
1 Man yells for great justice.
2 Governing is like drugs, except good.
3 Corporate-Sponsored Pyromania is Depressingly Atmospheric.
4 Your men die, you get more.
5 Rectangular Robots Rectify Ridiculous Restraint.
6 Robot builds self, shapeshifts, saves earth.
7 Buccaneering Sandbox. Don't sail for Spain.
8 Call Of Duty Versus Jurassic Park

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Nope.

 

[Mossberg Shotty]

Should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?