6 word game descriptions.

[Mr.Mattress]

One Bear, One Bird, One Witch.

&

9 Guys In Never Ending War.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Anime vs Supers, makes some sense

*7 years later, still a betrayal

*Sledgehammers are killer against metal walls

*Dead all around us, running fast

*Covering an undead war with photography

*Could be paradise, without the zombies

 

[IrenIvy]

*Could be paradise, without the zombies

Spoiler

Dead Island

 

[Dethenger]

You are so unbelievably, incredibly fucked.

 

[Extra-Ordinary]

You are so unbelievably, incredibly fucked.

I'm going to assume Dark Souls?
Anyway.
Dead utopia under the Atlantic Ocean
...
That was WAY less subtle than I thought it was going to be.

 

[IrenIvy]

You are so unbelievably, incredibly fucked.

Spoiler

Well, many games fit that idea but I'll go with Spec Ops: the Line or The Binding of Issac

 

[Zen Bard]

Here's one: Vengeful Renaissance man contract kills people.

And another: Superhero runs around loony-bin city.

And finally, this one's a little trickier: Bring back teleportation and levitation spells!

Spoiler

Assassin's Creed 2/Brotherhood/ Revelations or Deus Ex: HR

Batman: Arkham City

Elder Scrolls 4 or 5

You...are CORRECT, sir!

(and just to narrow it down...for the first clue, I was thinking of your first three guesses (although last one could work too, though not in the literal sense)).

 

[IrenIvy]

Here is another one:
"Solving murders in old-fashion way"

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Do all the drugs, kill things

 

[EvilRoy]

Here is another one:
"Solving murders in old-fashion way"

Spoiler

LA Noire?

Mine iiisssss

"GTA 2 but messier and crazier"

 

[IrenIvy]

Here is another one:
"Solving murders in old-fashion way"

Spoiler

LA Noire?

Spoiler

I was thinking "Sherlock Holmes and Something" series, but actually this fits even better

 

[shrekfan246]

One Bear, One Bird, One Witch.

Spoiler

Banjo-Kazooie, obviously!

For my own... hm...

"More interesting than Luke Skywalker was."

"Running around a city with Faith."

This one would have been easy to make very obvious, lol.

Licensed fanfiction on too many consoles.

And since it doesn't seem like anybody has guessed this yet.

Spoiler

Kingdom Hearts?

 

[WoW Killer]

Here ya go:

1: Imagine Rambo but with lady parts.

2: Place baskets on heads of shopkeepers.

3: Welcome, now fuck off you suck.

4: Kill everybody in Europe, Roman style.

5: Oh my god, another Supergiant game!

6: Whiny native argues with his dad.

7: Mute scientist fights aliens with gravity.

8: Peasants, royalty, clergy, nobles and masonry.

Spoiler

1:...No clue.
2: Skyrim
3: I wanna be the guy?
4: Hmm... No clue.
5: What the hell is a super giant?
6: Assassins creed 3.
7: Half life
8: Hmm.... Damn. No clue.

I am a disgrace to the clan.

Right with Skyrim, AC3 and Half Life (2). IWBTG isn't right for 3; think the genre your avatar comes from (could apply to the whole genre actually, but it's said a lot of one game in particular).

Peasants, royalty, clergy, nobles and masonry.

Spoiler

Assassin's Creed 1 and/or 2?

Nope. Think more classic. Like, this is one game absolutely everybody knows. It's kind of obvious once you get it.

Oh my god, another Supergiant game!

Spoiler

Um...Transistor?

Yup!

1: Imagine Rambo but with lady parts.

Spoiler

Metroid, Samus Aran?

Not that one. Another clue: Shoot rabbits with shotgun. Also, boobs.

Oh, and a clue for 4 since nobody guessed. I could do another game in the series and it'd be Kill everybody in Europe, Medieval style.

 

[piinyouri]

So can we guess others descriptions?

Spoiler: Daystar is thinking of...

Darksiders

Here's mine.
Grand Theft Auto: Yojimbo Edition

Not hard to guess, I know.

OKAM-on it's staring you in the face!

Suffice to say, I've never played Daystar's game, but I plan to one day; it's one of the only reasons that I would ever buy a console.

Mine:

Climbing around Italy, and stabbing brilliantly!

Yeah I was laying in bed about to fall asleep and it came to me like a heavy thing landing on my face.
I know he still has the Okami avatar but somehow I forgot he was the resident obsessive Okami fan.
Maybe because I don;t see him around as often as I used to(when I was but a lurker)

 

[Zhukov]

Oh, this thread was made for me!

...

"Chatting, shooting and fucking in space."

"Falling off buildings in first person."

"Dead chick, giants and a horse."

"Pawn, kindly shut the fuck up."

"Teleportation turns assassination into child's play."

"Jogging through woodlands until getting sniped."

"Two naked bleeding men in Shanghai."

"Inflatable duck, tongs and a bandaid." (Have to have played it to get this one.)

"No choice but to use incendiaries."

"Smaller breasts, less puzzles, more firefights."

"Stubble, banter, antiques and excessive homicide."

"Zerg on, zerg off, zerg on..." (Way too obvious, I know.)

"Quit feeding you fucking worthless ******!"

"Lovely graphics wasted on flavourless pap."

"Jenny is dead, get over it."

"Why must I brutalize anthropomorphic animals?" (Kinda obscure.)

"You nearly scared my dick off!"

"The microtransaction really don't ruin it."

...

Alright, I'm all out. Have fun.

 

[Zhukov]

Dead utopia under the Atlantic Ocean
...
That was WAY less subtle than I thought it was going to be.

Oh please, the answer is obviously...

Spoiler

Atlantis for the Atari 2600.

Do all the drugs, kill things

Spoiler

Far Cry 3. Took me a while.

 

[soren7550]

Here's an easy one:

Great until the last ten minutes.

 

[Saika Renegade]

Cloned stereotypes recklessly die a lot.

That's not even difficult.

 

[redmoretrout]

Man with lantern runs and hides.

 

[JagermanXcell]

*Making friends makes you a Demi-God

*Ten years later and still spinoffs

*Survival Horror survival horror not included

*Need explanation? How about those Nanomachines? (Too easy)

*Prepare to Die less you casuals

*Who needs style when @#$% you

*And then she whined The Baby

*Symbolism with anime and light sabers

*Dragon kicked into the Milky Way

*Your lying! I'm sorry about that

*Stop cheer leading there are zombies!

*Gotta go seemingly fast in 2006

I'm out of games, good luck.