6-Year old rapper- What the hell o.O

[Sneezeguard]

Let play a game! It's called gender reverse

Imagine instead it was a 6 year old girl singing about how she can make your abs hard surrounded by grown men in speedos.

oh god no!

 

[Toilet]

It's a shame he cant fit his HoHo's into his big wheel.

 

[Weaver]

I like that it's a public pool

 

[templar1138a]

I was all prepared to say, "I'm not into rap, but if he's good enough, well... ever heard of Mozart?"

Then I saw the YouTube thumb... honestly, it doesn't surprise me. After all, I've seen pictures of girls his age dressing like prostitutes. I'm usually one to despise anyone who says "the children," but this kind of shit validates their arguments.

 

[HardkorSB]

I find it incredibly hilarious that they finally have a rapper that accurately portrays the mentality of the fad-rappers.

I think that's the whole idea but most people get outraged before a single thought is fully formed by their brains.

Im gonna ignore whats in the video and ask, Is this really Rap? I mean i know when you get down to it rapping is just talking really fast, but there's a rhythm to it, and lots of clever wordplay.

This was just a six year speaking into a camera.

No, I wouldn't call it rap.
You want to hear a kid who can rap, listen to this:

 

[SeeIn2D]

Yeah, because everyone knows the moment any child sees a woman in a bikini it develops guaranteed symptoms such as fever, severe mental instability, and eventually death by suicide.

Calm down people. It's pretty fucking stupid but it's not the end of the world.

I'm gonna have to agree. This isn't exactly the highest calibre entertainment I've ever seen, but the kid isn't going to be scarred for life because of this. He probably doesn't even know what's going on in reality.

 

[Lt._nefarious]

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... wh-...

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... *vomits*...

... That video was in very bad taste and I think the bit where the one of the... Er... Booty models (I'm sure she has a very nice personality) was sprayed in the face by the, what can only be described as, penis extension gun took the video from the realms of bad taste to just plain unacceptable...

Also for women who were supposed to simply show off their asses seemed generally quite lacking in that department but then again I guess titty popping would be way to painful...

 

[Terminate421]

Thank you Nostalgia Critic for giving me all the expressions I need to react to such failness.

I had an expression similar to this owl which was similar to the critic.

 

[dangoball]

Isn't rap supposed to be about life experience, some underlying message and that kinda shit? Which of that does a six years old have?
Ahh, to hell with it. It's not like much rap has any of that either. Where are you, Faithless?

I think this dog presents my reaction well enough.

Though my guess it that it's some homemade vid. Those "dancers" seem to be quite lacking in several departments for it to actually be of some serious production. Not to mention that phallic water gun...

Also captcha: too bad
Indeed captcha, too bad indeed.

 

[krazykidd]

Lucky kid . I wish as had a couple of booties bouncing in my face .

Also i don't see why everyone is so appauled . Get off you damn high horses people .

 

[Aerosteam]

No thanks. The thumbnail is enough for me.

Why? Just... Why?

 

[Riccan]

Spoiler

I find it incredibly hilarious that they finally have a rapper that accurately portrays the mentality of the fad-rappers.

I think that's the whole idea but most people get outraged before a single thought is fully formed by their brains.

Im gonna ignore whats in the video and ask, Is this really Rap? I mean i know when you get down to it rapping is just talking really fast, but there's a rhythm to it, and lots of clever wordplay.

This was just a six year speaking into a camera.

No, I wouldn't call it rap.
You want to hear a kid who can rap, listen to this:

Why think and move on when you can waste time being offended?

 

[theSteamSupported]

I was about to jump onto the 'this-is-sickening'-wagon, but then I saw this post:

Well, lots of us already brainwash children to hate. Parents and priests stick their twin fangs of guilt and sin into an easily influenced child and set them up for a life of worship. Given the horrendous atrocities religion is responsible for, and the sheer hatred and bigotry associated with preaching that your faith is correct and all others incorrect (resulting in them being damned to hellfire), this sort of video is the least of our problems.

So go ahead, let the kids see people in bathing suits, train them to make booty pop. Just keep them away from priests.

Thanks for pointing it out, CtE. We need more people like you.

 

[trollax]

What's up with his belly button?

 

[D Moness]

I would comment how this is terrible and all that, not just musically, but probably morally as well, but...

What the hell is up with that belly button?

That was my fist thought.

The second thought i had was when watching the vid. The moment he used the watergun to shoot that girl in her face was that i really need to cut down watching porn >.<

 

[lacktheknack]

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I often profess my love of terrible, terrible music, but NO. I was hoping that this was a tongue-in-cheek satire of modern rap, but NOPE. It's by a "professional" studio, available on iTunes. I'm speechless. I'm completely, utterly speechless.

 

[lacktheknack]

Lucky kid . I wish as had a couple of booties bouncing in my face .

Also i don't see why everyone is so appauled . Get off you damn high horses people .

I'm not on a high horse. You have to dig pretty far DOWN to find this kind of crap.

And you don't see why it's offensive...? Listen, man, I'm sure you're a great guy and all, but quite frankly, I'm not letting you anywhere near my kid.

 

[mParadox]

Well that was... new.

I'm just gonna... *goes to watch Gamer Poop* There's weird, really weird and then there's this.

*sips water* Quite.

 

[LordFish]

I read that as 6 year old raper ...

Strangely my opinion of the story hasn't changed

 

[neonsword13-ops]

*Watches video*

Wait...

Is the pool water technicolor?

Because it looks tasty.