We Dare You to Beat The Escapist's Office Prank

John Funk

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We Dare You to Beat The Escapist's Office Prank

We don't usually do office pranks here at The Escapist, but when we do, we take it very seriously.

We take our work seriously at The Escapist's headquarters in Durham, and that means taking our play seriously too - whether it's Nerf warfare [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/editorials/reviews/8389-Review-Michael-Jackson-The-Experience]. So in retrospect, when I came into the office this morning to see Kross' desk covered in cardboard, I really shouldn't have been all that surprised.

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The cardboard cubicle/prison was the brain child of The Escapist's web developer ThyNameIsMud and video producer CaptainCrunch (who sit on either side of Kross' desk). According to them, the plan was concocted Friday night, and the idea of a cardboard fort eventually evolved into a prison "for unknown reasons."

Over the weekend, the pair came in to the office for construction. The walls and watchtower went up on Saturday, along with plans for a cobblestone pattern and barbed wire strewn across the top. On Sunday, the Bane action figure took his post atop the watchtower, and The Rock offered to stand watch as guard outside. Red lights were added to give it an "ominous glow," and the installation received a German name: "Arbeitstein," or "work stone."

In case you were wondering (and don't speak German), the sign outside the door reads "Girls are forbidden." Some things never change.

The final touch was to hook Kross' speakers up to a list of prison music: When he entered the fort this morning, the office was filled with "Dueling Banjos" from Deliverance - the playlist also contained the theme from Oz and music from Schindler's List.

Kross was unavailable for comment. I mean, have you seen that thing? How the heck do you expect us to get in there to talk to him?

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Distorted Stu

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Lmao this is epic. I also watched the Nerf wars vid, I WANT TO TO WORK THERE =[

I wish i had a fortress in the labs lol
 

Monshroud

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This was WAY awesome... Not as great as the Sega folks who made a employee's cube look like a Sonic level though.

Still way better than coating everything in tin foil or filling the cube with packing peanuts!
 

Kross

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FINALLY SOME PRIVACY!

NO PANTS ALLOWED IN DER ARBEITSTEIN

FREEDOM FREEEEEDOOOOMMMMM
 

John Funk

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It's probably worth mentioning, sneak up attacks on Kross is now super easy.
 

Gabanuka

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Now that is a good one. The best prank I've managed to do is cling film over the school toilets. Been 2 years and they still havent found out.
 

Lost In The Void

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Oh my God. That is hilarious, Kudos to those involved with creating this prank and for Kross for going so well with it, that is truly amazing
 

Onyx Oblivion

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ThyNameIsMud said:
It's probably worth mentioning, sneak up attacks on Kross is now super easy.
6x Sneak Attack Bonus!

Or 3x, if you're lame, and use a ranged weapon like a NERF gun.
 

ultimateownage

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That's epic. The whole 'blame Kross' thing has gone really far.
When I first saw the pictures before reading everything, I thought it was a concentration camp.
 

Daemascus

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If you are late, you will spend the day in the box. If you are not productive, you will spend the day in the box. If you attempt to leave early, you will spend the next day in the box.
 

Susan Arendt

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It's the attention to detail that impresses me the most. The barbed wire. The stone pattern. The sliding door. Just brilliant.
 

Gigaguy64

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Hahahahaha.
That was awesome.
It looks cool and is funny.
The Sexy man statue is a nice touch.
And is that a FFFFFUUUUUUU face i see on the wall?

It makes me want to go through with my plans to Shrink wrap a buddy's room and fill it with water.
Complete with fish.