We Dare You to Beat The Escapist's Office Prank

[Kross]

You have just created a yearning in my heart to become the Escapist's janitor.

It sure would be nice to have someone actually vacuum the office floor more then never.

(We rent offices from a company that specialises in renting out offices, and they never vacuum in our office)

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You have just created a yearning in my heart to become the Escapist's janitor.

It sure would be nice to have someone actually vacuum the office floor more then never.

(We rent offices from a company that specialises in renting out offices, and they never vacuum in our office)

OOOH! *raises hand*

Pick me!

[sub]I've got a nerf gun and everything![/sub]

 

[Soxafloppin]

Can I have a job at the Escapist?

 

[standokan]

I got this whole idea of what working at the escapist must be like, like Willy Wonka´s factory of games.

 

[brunothepig]

The real question is how long does he commit to the prank. Does he take in down in a day, a week, a month? I put forth the "One Year Challenge". DO IT, doooo ittt.

Why would I give up my cube of solitude? If anything I need to reinforce the walls.

Doooooooooooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
I want to see a news post in one month saying that the fort has been reinforced, now has more lights, and that there is a rival fort in the next cubicle or room or something.
OT: My thoughts are obvious. If I ever get a job working somewhere half as fun as the Escapist offices, I will be content.

 

[vxicepickxv]

How's warden Bane treating you there Kross?

 

[Sonicron]

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we do not yet have peace in the middle-east - because guys like ThyNameIsMud and CaptainCrunch focus their creativity on building cardboard prisons. Heh.
Awesome prank is awesome, guys.

 

[AmayaOnnaOtaku]

It's the attention to detail that impresses me the most. The barbed wire. The stone pattern. The sliding door. Just brilliant.

Plus brownie points for setting his speakers to play prison music
OT: you guys need a Database Intern???? Please?

 

[JRCB]

If you are late, you will spend the day in the box. If you are not productive, you will spend the day in the box. If you attempt to leave early, you will spend the next day in the box.

I see what you did there. Cool Hand Luke.

As well, this is amazing. Then again, maybe instead of a prison, you gave him a fortress?

 

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[Retal19]

...

Herausforderung Angenommen.

 

[RelexCryo]

Awesome...This was some excellent work guys. The little house with violets someone posted above took more work, but a boring, mundane house just doesn't have the sense of badassery that this does.

 

[penguindude42]

I've heard of a Cardboard Prison, but this is ridiculous!