China Bans Time Travel (Movies)

Andy Chalk

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China Bans Time Travel (Movies)


Tired of the frivolous treatment being given to the serious business of history, the Chinese government has imposed a ban on movies and television shows about time travel.

Time travel is apparently all the rage in Chinese films and television these days, typically in the form of fish-out-of-water tales about modern folk transported back to the past, where they must adjust to life without the everyday conveniences they've come to take for granted while finding true love and resolving some previously intractable historical brouhaha. It goes without saying that hilarity ensues.

It also goes without saying that the government of China is not down with hilarity, especially when it comes to weighty matters like history. So at the Television Director Committee Meeting on April 1, which apparently was an entirely coincidental date, the General Bureau of Radio, Film and Television declared that no more history-warping dramas will be permitted.

"The time-travel drama is becoming a hot theme for TV and films. But its content and the exaggerated performance style are questionable," the committee decreed. "Many stories are totally made-up and are made to strain for an effect of novelty. The producers and writers are treating the serious history in a frivolous way, which should by no means be encouraged anymore."

There's a little confusion about whether all such time-traveling movies are verboten or just ones that don't treat famous Chinese historical figures with sufficient respect, although I'm having a hard time imagining how you'd reconcile one with the other anyway. I don't think you can say "this is my boomstick" in any language without it sounding most non-triumphant.

Source: The_root_of_all_evil [http://www.chinahush.com/2011/04/03/no-more-time-travel-drama-authority-says-it-disrespects-history/] for the tip.


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Quiet Stranger

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Way to go China, make a worse name for yourselves...ya fucking dumb asses (talking about the chinese government)
 

Ranorak

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Whoa, and I thought they couldn't abuse the ban hammer any more then they already did.
 

Phenakist

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So does this mean they've just banned Doctor Who and Quantum Leap? or quite literally anything with time travel in it?

If the latter is the case, they've just banned... well... basically everything.
 

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Phenakist said:
So does this mean they've just banned Doctor Who and Quantum Leap? or quite literally anything with time travel in it?
I'm sure the Doctor can think of a way to get around that. They probably just banned Scott Bakula in general because he might evoke interest in non-state controlled ideas.
 

Raregolddragon

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I think every TV show has a Time Travel themed episode.

So no TV in China basically sorry china you are now Soviet Russia.
 

pandasaw

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America should take note and ban movies, books, and television shows portraying vampires as misunderstood emo kids.
 

pandasaw

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Way to go China. Why ban harmless things the people in your country enjoy?
 

Erana

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SCRIPT FOR COOL NEW SHOW:

Episode 1: Magic Time Dimension-Traveling Machine

Mary and Edd come across strange object in the Forest of Generika
Mary: "Look, Edd, a Time Dimension-traveling device!"

Edd looks inside the device.
Edd: "WoW, I can see Ancient Alternate-reality Rome!"
 

Veloxe

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What about alternate dimensions where says historical Chinese figures were, say, bumbling fools? Is that still good or do we have to mess with alternate dimensions as well?
 
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Wait, you're telling me they can just BAN something as soon as they get tired of it?


Why the hell can't the US do that? There are SO MANY THINGS I'd like to ban!

I should also mention that this is an atrocity, as millions of people can no longer watch Dr. Who.
 

McMullen

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Wow... just... wow.

I mean, I'll happily take a movie apart when it lays on the bullshit and research failures a little too thick, sometimes to the great annoyance of those watching it with me, but I would never suggest that a narrative device be outright banned.

What the hell is it with people, even outside China, that makes them think it's okay to ban or restrict something just because they don't like it? More understandable in China, of course. Still, I question that whole "land of the free, home of the brave" thing when an American mother of an Iraq War soldier tries to get a war game banned or cancelled because she thinks it's disrespectful or in bad taste. You know what's also disrespectful of those fighting to maintain freedom? Censoring elements of the culture they're fighting for. You know what? I think American Idol, anything having to do with Pat Robertson, and the entirety of FOX News are in bad taste. You know what I do about it? I don't watch them.

Although I do say that when FOX or any other news service is caught making blatant lies they should be prosecuted for it. A willfully and knowingly lying news service is not healthy for democracy. It shouldn't be as heavily prosecuted as election fraud, but in my book it's in the same category.
 

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Sounds like their film industry has just gotten a bit tiresome with the same thing over and over. Would be nice if WWII FPSs and bound-to-fail MMORPGs were banned here.

Edit: The reason they're doing this (I'm guessing) is so that films that go into international contests on China's behalf aren't all the same.
 

Shirokurou

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I assume the problem was with changing historic events or portraying them badly.
So is traveling to the future OK, or a time-traveler from the future to the present?
 

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"The time-travel drama is becoming a hot theme for TV and films. But its content and the exaggerated performance style are questionable," the committee decreed. "Many stories are totally made-up and are made to strain for an effect of novelty. The producers and writers are treating the serious history in a frivolous way, which should by no means be encouraged anymore."
WAIT REALLY?!

THEN HOW DID H.G. WELLS KNOW ABOUT THE MORLOCKS?!
 

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So obviously some higher up in China was sitting in the movie theater and found out that he had to sit through another bad time-travel sci-fi drama. He goes home, turns on the TV, and sees another random Chinese show that featured time-travel and he just exploded.