8 Fictional Religions We Would Join

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8 Fictional Religions We Would Join

If these were real, would you join one?

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Tanis

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*something something actual religion being fictional because, some serious weird shit in actual religious texts*

 

Darth_Payn

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Being unemployed as long as I have turned me into a Dudist by happy accident.
And where is the Church of Bacon from?
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Pheh, those all pale compared to the glorious religion of Princess Celestia.
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
The Rogue Wolf said:
Worgen said:
You could have just posted this.
[giant fuggin' picture]
[small]...there's fanfic of that by the way.[/small]
I would be disappointing if there was only one.
 

sagitel

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*comes into this thread*
by the god emperor of mankind!

im sad that there was no mention of the GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND.
also its not that the followers of atom become resistant to the radiation, its that those who are resistant tend to become followers of atom.
 

CyanCat47_v1legacy

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Here are the reasons why i wouldn't join some of these

Children of Atom: Why would i want to worship nukes when most of them died out centuries ago? clearly they are loosing power. the gods died, and we killed them

Curch of Bacon: Bacon is close to Ham and i swore never to talk to htat guy again after he offended my friend Noah

Spaghetti monster: I'm pretty sure i would be considered a heritic in this religion, as i have been eating god more or less every week of my life since i gained teeth

Jediism: As cool as it is, i don't want to be ostracised because of my love for sand

Klingon religion: I'm not into Klingy people

Ciult of cuthulu: Lovecraft was a massive racist and anti-semite. No joke
 

Worgen

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Whatever, just wash your hands.
Samtemdo8 said:
The Light is my strength:

What is Thor from Smite doing here?
 

Ukomba

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I'm a firm worshiper of Anoia, ex Volcano goddess, current goddess of things that get stuck in drawers.
 

L3D

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"8 Fictional Religions" Jedism and Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.... triggered!
 

EMWISE94

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I mentioned it in another fictitious religion thread and I'll mention it here!
While he has no religion, should one be started... well...

Praise be to the Pop Pop!

BRRAAP!
 

Samtemdo8_v1legacy

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Worgen said:
Samtemdo8 said:
The Light is my strength:

What is Thor from Smite doing here?
FOOL, this is Uther the Lightbringer the first and greatest Paladin of the Knights of the Silver Hand, he fought bravely against the Orcish Horde during the Second War, but sadly his Death was brought on by betrayal:

https://youtu.be/HIBQzxDIYVs?t=333

Here's his complete Lore: