80's one liners

FPLOON

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*chokes him with a dress* I told you that dress was too tight on you...
 

Scarim Coral

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*Used a henchman as a guinea pig for a time demisinal portal test.*

"You need a time out"
 

FPLOON

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*slaps him with a vital organ* Oh cry me a liver!
 

FPLOON

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*beats them to death with a Koopa* Gotta keep ya shell-shocked and all that!
 

FPLOON

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*pierces a javelin through him* The stakes have been raised!
 

Pandalisk

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*set fire to forest to burn my hunted quarry alive*

Only you can prevent forest fires
 

FPLOON

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*bats them with a steel pipe* Why don't you pipe down for a change?
 

FPLOON

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*throws a shoe at them* You can have your sole back!
 

FPLOON

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*shoots them in the head with a weird-looking pistol* I just burn your dread!