A concerned citizen

[Jumplion]

Ok who were u talking to?

Ah crap! misread your post, i'll edit what I said out. Jeez(us ) today is just not my day.

 

[Jumplion]

Ok who were u talking to?

Ah crap! misread your post, i'll edit what I said out. Jeez(us ) today is just not my day.

YOU SHALL NOT USE THE LORDS NAME IN VEIN!!!!!!

Ha! Jokes on you, I'm Jewish!!....wait...

 

[Jumplion]

mhmmm. on the d-pad there is no cross. it clearly makes a + sign....im roman catholic and i see no offenxe with a + d-pad shape.....

Shut up.

Just shut up.

Well whadyaknow? An example of Poe's Law in this very thread. How deprssing :\

 

[OuroborosChoked]

I would suggest you don't send the letter to Sony's Human Resources department.

I guarantee nothing will happen if you send it there.

Sure, maybe someone will notice it in 30 years or so...

If you haven't guessed, I loathe human resources. The name itself is a travesty. I'm not a "resource". I'm a PERSON. The lone goal of every human resources department is this: to keep the best people out of the right jobs.

Fuck HR. It's the vestigial organ of the world of employment.

 

[Mr Jack]

At one point, for a study, they (the anonymous they!) hosted an online signature drive to get the government to ban the element Dihydrogen Monoxide*. If you say it seriously enough, people will take it seriously. We could probably start a movement.

*dihydrogen monoxide is water

http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html

Sorry for being pedantic, but it would be a compound, not an element.

Amusing website by the way, I hadn't come across this before.

 

[Amnestic]

Dude, with this thread's title, I was SO expecting Gordon Frohman.

Same Still I hope you get a reply to post here Decoy, would be quite amusing for us all

 

[The Wooster]

Ok. Scan of the final version. Does anyone have a better address than human resources? Headquaters perhaps?

 

[Jumplion]

This shall be interesting...I wouldn't be surprised if they gave you a custom controller to get rid of the "Unholy D-Pad"...

 

[the monopoly guy]

Wait, you're actually sending it to them?
Also, the spelling in this thread is deplorable.

 

[Jumplion]

Wait, you're actually sending it to them?
Also, the spelling in this thread is deplorable.

Go mighty morphing grammar rangers!

I dunno any address other their human resources one but i can guarantee you that you won't get an answer from those punks...

Pfft, if anyone's the punk here it's Decoy here. That doesn't mean this isn't interesting...I am honestly curious as to what will happen.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

"Breaking news just in: Sony announces PS3 recall do to sacrilegious controllers. Fans were outraged and raided Sony headquarters and their stock dropped by 12 points. Sony has shut down and Blu-ray has become obsolete. Let's all thank the ass who sent in the letter claiming the controller offended him."

 

[Jumplion]

Wait, you're actually sending it to them?
Also, the spelling in this thread is deplorable.

Go mighty morphing grammar rangers!

I dunno any address other their human resources one but i can guarantee you that you won't get an answer from those punks...

Pfft, if anyone's the punk here it's Decoy here. That doesn't mean this isn't interesting...I am honestly curious as to what will happen.

Meh they'll probably do the same any other media company does when confronted with a situation like this, humor the complainant and then pass the email around the office for giggles, but hey Mr.Decoy Doctorpus at least you made they're month awesome and knowing that you made someone happy is a great thrill! ;o

I guess.............................................

Huh? What? Oh sorry, i'm just sour from LittleBigPlanet's delay, and this thread ain't helping.

Though I'd assume they'd already get a billion hate e-mails. We're probably forgeting that Sony probably gets tons of e-mails already, so who knows if they'll even notice the letter.

 

[Jumplion]

And all that because os some itsy bitsy Islamic death songs huh?! :\

Now I can't stop listening to LBP's music altogether!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwscluxlpEc&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABeqFzHKzoE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P6jCxjcP3g

God/Allah Damnit!

I'm going to be so bitter/sour for the entire week until LBP is out.

 

[Mr. Moose]

Doctorpus, your letter is incredibly awesome except for one thing.
Frogmouth as a last name?
Why not McAwesomepants?

 

[TsunamiWombat]

Idk if people realize, but the fact that the cross became the symbol of christianity is out of pure stupidity.

Yeah. The cross was a symbol of death. Then a bunch of christians went to egypt and saw the ankh symbols in heiroglyphs. they went:

"OMG! this must be a prophecy about jeesus! looks like a cross and on top of that egyptians say its a symbol of reincarnation! this cant be a coincidence!"

Im not even kidding.

On another note, ty doctorpus for making my brain explode yet again with this. I had no idea to what point some humans can be stupid till today.

Actually it's because of the whole "Jesus being crucified on a cross" thing.

 

[ffxfriek]

mhmmm. on the d-pad there is no cross. it clearly makes a + sign....im roman catholic and i see no offenxe with a + d-pad shape.....

Shut up.

Just shut up.

i also went to a seminary highschool. Which unfortunately closed so someone who makes this error needs to go to church more often

 

[Jumplion]

mhmmm. on the d-pad there is no cross. it clearly makes a + sign....im roman catholic and i see no offenxe with a + d-pad shape.....

Shut up.

Just shut up.

i also went to a seminary highschool. Which unfortunately closed so someone who makes this error needs to go to church more often

Poe's Law [http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe's_Law];

"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

In other words, No matter how bizzare, outrageous, or just plain idiotic a parody of a Fundamentalist may seem, there will always be someone who cannot tell that it is a parody, having seen similar REAL ideas from real religious/political Fundamentalists.

Get the message yet?

 

[ElephantGuts]

That is just hilarious. Seriously.

 

[Mr. Moose]

Doctorpus, your letter is incredibly awesome except for one thing.
Frogmouth as a last name?
Why not McAwesomepants?

Hey! How do you know the name of my irish uncle?! hm!?!?

]

That's your uncle's name?
I have an uncle too!
He's a Viking Ninja Spartan.
His name is Ralph
Ralph McVikingninjaspartan

 

[the monopoly guy]

It's Frogmouth because of his avatar, the tawny frogmouth.