A dinner and a show.

[redisforever]

GlaDos. Why has nobody said that yet?

She'd insult my food, my house, my dog, cat, couch, me, the view outside, and then kill me with neurotoxin. *****.

Now, for someone I would like to invite over for dinner, Alyx Vance. Because... well... who wouldn't?!

 

[him over there]

Goddamnit yes I am going to eat that you had yours!

 

[mysecondlife]

Fat princess. She'll probably eat me as well.

 

[Formica Archonis]

Mecha-Hitler from Wolfenstein 3D: Die, Führer, Die! for obvious reasons.

(I mean, that robot suit would do a number on the hardwood....)

 

[octafish]

Conrad Marburg. He is a......cautious person.

Points for Alpha Protocol, I'm going with Inga Wagner, just on the off chance she might sing.

 

[Rooster893]

Big the Cat.

Do I really have to explain why?

 

[SD-Fiend]

Giygas. It's no wonder why they keep him locked up in that machine of his. Take him anywhere and he'll mind-rape everyone and corrupt the food and utensils into attacking everyone. And don't get me started on that Ness kid he keeps talking about

 

[Erttheking]

I'd answer but I think I've already established myself as too much of a Bioware fanboy so I think I'll keep my mouth shut.

 

[Evil Smurf]

Link (from LoZ) will keep making his grunts sound to indicate he want the salt.

And he would smash all of your things just for money and hearts, then roll around on the floor

 

[mikey7339]

Mr. Francis York Morgan...But I'd just call him York while he's a guest in my house...that's what everyone else calls him...

 

[neonsword13-ops]

Teddie from Persona 4.

He'd probably just hit on my mom while she's cooking, though.

:/

 

[CoffeeBoy]

Esbern, the old Blade in Skyrim
Every word he says is through a mouthful of spit, so you know he's gonna talk with food in there.

 

[Zio_IV]

Nightmare from the Soul Series.

Me: "Yo, Night, pass the pepper, would'ya?"
Nightmare: "YOU SHALL TASTE INFINITE DARKNESS!!"
Me: "Hey, I know you don't like pepper, but jeez, not everyone thinks the same, bro."
Nightmare: "TIME FOR A BLOODBATH!!"
Me: " Wait, what? Dude, I never said you could use my shower..."

Etc. etc. until either I kick him out, or my soul is consumed (the latter is far more likely).

 

[Tazzy da Devil]

The Broodmother from DA:O. Didn't even have to think about it. That thing's not coming anywhere near me.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

The Duck Hunt Dog.

I don't even need to explain this one. Lets just say it would be dead and I would be in jail for animal abuse.

 

[Iwata]

I realized I never answer myself.

Hmm... I think I'd pass on dinner with Andrew Ryan... I'd be paranoid of him saying "would you kindly pass the salt" or something and not knowing how I'd react. I would be able to enjoy myself.

 

[Cazza]

Rosh Penin

Im sure the whole time he would go on and on about how talented he is. I don't want to hear that. I feel sorry for Jaden.

 

[Auron225]

Id say the Prince from Warrior Within - man that would be depressing. Now Sands of Time, Id really consider that, but WW, no friggin way.

 

[Pebblig]

Hope from FFXIII.