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the_great_cessation

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It's a little bit dated but I'd recommend "Armed and Dangerous" for the original Xbox and PC. There is a weapon in it called "The Land Shark Gun". I'll just leave it at that.
 

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This thread needs more mention of Dynasty Warriors, Samurai Warriors, Gundam Warriors, Warriors Orochi, One piece: Pirate Warriors, and pretty much any hack and slash made by Koei with Warriors in the title!

In the course of one battle you can end up ko-ing a thousand, or more enemy soldiers in melee, fight enemy officers in melee, and unleash powerful elemental assaults to increase the damage you do to enemies. And that's just starting up the game. You can get even stronger, still thanks to light RPG elements.

Of course these Warriors Games have some wonderful soundtracks to go along with your one (wo)man army act.

The Dynasty Warriors, and Warriors Orochi games, especially, have huge rosters of officers (about 70) of assorted shapes, sizes, and gender, and ages. Old Men, young men, teenaged girls, middle aged women, large men, small men.
Personalities vary, too! They can be a little flat, but I'd say the variety can make up for it.
There's almost as many different weapons as there are characters in latter editions such as spears, maces, dual swords, bows, giant swords, 6 telekinetic swords, war fans, cannons, claws, gauntlets, drill lances, crossbows, katana, bombs, gloves with wires on them, metal whips, a pool cue with billiard balls, twin batons, and so forth.
Some of these weapons cause lightning to strike, some or energy projectiles.

Empires editions forego the story mode of the base game (And are generally a good bit cheaper) in favor of allowing you to create your own officer, and either help someone take over china, or take china over for yourself. It also has some light rpg elements.

The warriors series from Koei also generally has some strategy to them. The amounts vary. Empires is usually stronger in the strategy department.
I.E. Dynasty Warriors 7 Empires has "strategy cards" that you can enable ranging from summmoning a companion animal (Tiger, wolf, or panda [the latter being my fav as they heal you now and then]) to flooding part of the map, creating rock slides, summoning a phantom army to guard a base, surrounding yourself in a poison mist, transforming bases into special upgraded types.
What you have access to depends on what personality you cultivate in your officer, and occassionally what other officers have, and what events happen.

In general, though, picking what route to take to connect the bases from your main camp to the enemy main camp, then taking said bases along the way is a staple. You can equip items, better mounts ranging from several horses to an elephant, or a bear (of the brown/grizzly type, I believe), secondary weapons, elemental weapons, etc.

Warriors Orochi as a series is nice, as it blends characters from Samurai Warriors and Dynasty Warriors, so you have ninjas, samurai, and chinese warlords.
Warriors Orochi 3 adds divine beings, demonic persons (including a 10ft tall boar man wielding a massive club), Characters from Ninja Gaiden/Dead or ALive (Ryu, and Ayane. Rachel is supposed to be added as well), Joan of Arc, Achilles, and so forth as the plot revolves around a demonic entity naemed Orochi, and warriors from across time coming to stop him.
The Orochi Series also adds some strategy in having a team of 3 officers with you that you can switch to any time, and receive support from as you roam the battlefield mauling peons, taking bases, performing goals, etc.

Koei/Tecmo Koei (Tecmo bought Koei recently) produced hack and slashes are generally easy to pick up, and play, but there's some elements to master to get the most out of it, and play in higher difficulties.

I highly recommend at least looking into the series, watching some gameplay, trailers, etc.

P.S. There's definitely the odds stacked against you danger scenarios. At least one. Fighting Lu Bu. :p

If not one of Koei's Warriors games, I suggest Saints Row IV. You're not quite iron man, more like Hulk and Flash as locomotion is more "hulk jumps" in that you jump high, and far (with room for power ups), and can run super fast. There's projectile blasts of varying uses, though none are beams.
Of course there's a litteral mech suit, though i'm not sure how well it'd measure up. There's vehicles, too. Some for flying, some for driving.
 

Arnoxthe1

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tippy2k2 said:
and grab another guy with the whip and throw him into the electric fence in a span of a few seconds...
Wait a tick, I thought the only direction you could throw people with the whip is toward you.

wurrble182 said:
red faction guerilla. smash the living crap out of any and everything that gets in your way with the almighty hammer of thor. it's ruddy brilliant :D
^ This.

Prepare to blow the crap out of EVERYTHING. The Geo Mod 2 engine allows you to wreck anything at all that isn't the ground. AND it's a sandbox game. AND it's got a very decent selection of modes besides the normal single player that you can participate in.
 

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Arnoxthe1 said:
tippy2k2 said:
and grab another guy with the whip and throw him into the electric fence in a span of a few seconds...
Wait a tick, I thought the only direction you could throw people with the whip is toward you.
You can throw them wherever you want. It's been a while but I believe you hold the R Stick in the direction that you want bodies to fly away to...

How in the world did you play with just pulling them toward you? It's so much fun throwing bad guys at each other!
 

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AndyRock said:
MetalDooley said:
AndyRock said:
I second Warhammer 40K: Space Marine, it's my go to game for when I feel like stomping some arse, that game is great at making you feel like an unstoppable death machine, plus the online is pretty fun.
I agree with the recommendations for Space Marine.Is the online still populated though?I played it a fair bit when it was first released but haven't tried it in ages.Seem to remember it being fun but pretty laggy
Exterminatus is still pretty populated, I'm not sure about the versus mode but I think you can still get games fairly easily. It does suffer from lag quite badly at times depending on who's hosting the game and whether or not it feels like switching the host to someone with a more capable upload speed, I seem to get pretty lucky though.
Yeah, but who the hell actually want to play the versus mode, it sucks. Exterminatus is the only good multiplayer mode.
 

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Jon Choi said:
Very disappointing that nobody said Dynasty Warriors yet.
This. My favorite is 3. I think 2 is great too. As for the newer ones...meh, whichever.
 

Arnoxthe1

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tippy2k2 said:
You can throw them wherever you want. It's been a while but I believe you hold the R Stick in the direction that you want bodies to fly away to...

How in the world did you play with just pulling them toward you? It's so much fun throwing bad guys at each other!
I didn't play it even half-way. :( I thought you could only throw them in one direction which really took away from the game for me.