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[EilaliE]

I cannot believe
That I completely forgot
About this thread. Gosh.

 

[FPLOON]

I always believe
If I just wait long enough
Something will happen...

 

[EilaliE]

It's snowing outside.
I'm excited for Christmas;
That's childish, I know.

 

[FPLOON]

It's snowing outside.
I'm excited for Christmas;
That's childish, I know.

It's not that "childish"...
Excitement's not just for kids...
Except if you're snow?

 

[EilaliE]

It's not that "childish"...
Excitement's not just for kids...
Except if you're snow?

Well, guess you are right.
I have missed pointless haikus.
... I'm a snowfemale.

 

[FPLOON]

Well, guess you are right.
I have missed pointless haikus.
... I'm a snowfemale.

This gingerbread man
Is only right when speaking
In "precise" haikus...

 

[EilaliE]

This gingerbread man
Is only right when speaking
In "precise" haikus...

Why gingerbread man
When you could be Santa Claus?
How disappointing.

 

[FPLOON]

Why gingerbread man
When you could be Santa Claus?
How disappointing.

I can't be Santa
Because the "media" says
that he's not my race...

Plus, I'm not married
To a "Mrs. Claus" in the
first place, anyway...

 

[EilaliE]

I can't be Santa
Because the "media" says
that he's not my race...

Plus, I'm not married
To a "Mrs. Claus" in the
first place, anyway...

You can't be Santa?
Who cares about media?
... So, I'll be Santa.

You can go ahead
And become the snowfemale.
Now, how does that sound?

 

[Bronzebow]

My paladin is
deciding whether to eat souls...
The Betrayer's Mask!

Oh jeez, look at me!
Looks like I've interrupted.
Sorry, I'm so rude.

Maybe Santa is
nothing but a mental state?
Shh! Don't tell the kids.

Now my problem is
figuring out how to get
italicized text.

 

[Scarim Coral]

Tried I'm feeling.
Today work seven to four.
So much cathing up!

 

[FPLOON]

You can't be Santa?
Who cares about media?
... So, I'll be Santa.

You can go ahead
And become the snowfemale.
Now, how does that sound?

"Hello, Santa Claus!
I'm a [sexy] snowfemale...
Weather's nice today..."

Screw the media!
This could totally work out!
Hashtag: no-holds-barred!

 

[EilaliE]

"Hello, Santa Claus!
I'm a [sexy] snowfemale...
Weather's nice today..."

Screw the media!
This could totally work out!
Hashtag: no-holds-barred!

That's the way to go.
Show them how it is done, girl!
You are killing it.

Found this lovely song.
Now I am totally hooked.
"Senpai, notice me."

 

[FPLOON]

That's the way to go.
Show them how it is done, girl!
You are killing it.

Found this lovely song.
Now I am totally hooked.
"Senpai, notice me."

I got the act down...
Now, to work on appearance!
...This could take a while...

<link=http://psycosis91.tumblr.com/post/41089639551/apparently-you-guys-like-it-when-i-put-rap-songs>"How low can you go?"
A song asked me that question...
I still don't get it!

 

[EilaliE]

Where is my haiku?
I thought I posted last time.
... Where did I post it?

 

[FPLOON]

That moment in time...
In which you share the same day...
With other people...

 

[EilaliE]

That moment in time...
In which you share the same day...
With other people...

Happy birthday, kid.
I would bake you cakes... if I
Knew how ovens work.

So I got you a
Huge

and a

Shut up and take it.

 

[Twintix]

Christmas is coming
But exams swamp up right now
Enough already!

I'll finally get
My driver's license soon and
Before Christmas Day

But just by two days
December 23rd is
The day I get it

If all goes well, eh?
My choir sings in the church
On Christmas morning

So it's really good
That my family does not
Have to drive me there

 

[FPLOON]

That moment in time...
In which you share the same day...
With other people...

Happy birthday, kid.
I would bake you cakes... if I
Knew how ovens work.

So I got you a
Huge

and a

Shut up and take it.

There would be no need...
I bake my own Birthday cakes...
Because "why not", right?

Also, if I knew
Alchemy, I would make a...
BALLOON COOKIE!!! <link=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHsJdUv7k9Y>YEAH!!!!

 

[Barbas]

Have you seen my beans?
I buried them around here.
I hope they're all right.

Come to think of it,
Maybe the Gnomes acquired them.
Guess I'll inquire there.

Away to the ships!
We sail for the frozen north,
To see the Gnomish!

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