A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Euryalus]

We're off to Ilium now. Because reasons.

And no there won't be any cake. Those asari aren't very fond of human cuisine unfortunately. They will have crazy ass alien alcohol though.

 

[Drummodino]

Oh, oh can we go to one of those bars with the Asari dancers?

 

[username sucks]

*Materializes*

No! All the food was back there! What now? Ilium? I prefer Omega. Lets go there instead.

*Takes controls from T0ad*

 

[Euryalus]

*sets up video recorder*

*smashes user's head in with a wrench*

*puts body in the garbage disposer*

*types in star trek teleportation code*

User! You made it! God, I was so worried about you. That doomsday device nearly had us.

Oh, and I have a video you can watch while we're on the way to Ilium. It's a safety reminder

 

[Euryalus]

@Drummodino: Yep! And while we're there, we can drink give the dancers pointers on sexy dresses. Those maroons things like in Chora's den are hideous >.>

 

[Barbas]

Ooh, here comes nudity!

 

[username sucks]

*Reenters ship through airlock wearing space suit of compressed garbage*

I'm glad you saw reason and decided to go to Ilium. T0ads idea of going to Omega was absolute garbage.

Speaking of garbage, I'm not entirely sure why I woke up floating in space, but I somehow got this awesome space suit. I think it might be Prothean.

Eh? What's this? Why did you materialize another copy of me?

*Shoots second user with a garbage cannon*

 

[Drummodino]

Woah, it's the damn Clone Wars in here! Where did I put my blaster...

 

[Barbas]

Ah, good. Nudity and violence. Now my day is complete *Bangs head against wall panel*.

...Hey, anyone notice this Jefferies tube before?

 

[Headsprouter]

*Headsprouter examines the opening for a few seconds, then heads down, wordlessly, into the corridor*

 

[Euryalus]

@Drummodino: Up your butt and around the corner!

Ha ha! Oh god :,)

I'm so witty it hurts sometimes.

@username sucks: You fell out of a tall tower were bludgeoned then trash compacted you creep!

How'd you survive then?

 

[Headsprouter]

*Headsprouter returns, with a bowl of noodles*

There's noods down there *slurp* Maybe more stuff further down.

Anti-climactic, yes *slurp*, but delicious.

 

[Drummodino]

Ooo noods? Be right back guys, gotta get me some of those!

 

[Euryalus]

They were pre cooked and everything? Warm too?

I have a bad feeling about this. Why does Spirited Away and the pig food come to mind.

Headsprouter drop the noodles quick!

 

[username sucks]

@T0ad: Yeah, it looks like I was trash compacted in the perfect manner for the trash to form an impenetrable Iron Man like suit around me. I need a superhero title now. The Garbage Man? Nah, that's too obvious. I'll give it some more thought.

Wait, something about spirit pigs in noodles? EVERYONE GET DOWN!

*Shoots garbage cannon at Headsprouter's noodle bowl*

 

[Headsprouter]

*Headsprouter drops the noodles, as ordered by T0ad, causing him to be hit in the stomach by the garbage cannon*

Oof...are you trying to make me puke?

 

[Euryalus]

@Headsprouter: It's for the best! With you pigified the rest of us could be cajoled into working for a witch lady's hotel!

...Which now that I think about we should totally go there and stay at that hotel. Steal all the gold.

Forget Ilium guys! *changes course*

@Username sucks: Trash Ketchum!

The Refusinator!

 

[Drummodino]

*Wanders back*

Hey guys, they were out of noodles... wait where are we going? I wanted to get drunk and throw money at scantily clad blue chicks!

 

[Headsprouter]

@Username sucks: Bin Laden!

T0ad changed our course to some witch's hotel. I don't mind, I've already met a blue chick.

 

[Euryalus]

@Drummodino: You can throw cash at scantily clad children's movie characters instead?

If it's good enough for the bronies, it's good enough for you!

*puts ship into Hyperdrive*

Away we go to the spirited away planet!