A Journey to the Center of the Earth.

[Euryalus]

*reactor goes critical from headsprouters blind shots*

Dammit Headsprouter! *shakes fist*

Now we have to escape a la Metroid.

Everyone! To the backup ship we have for plot purposes!

*starts running towards the hills where its parked*

 

[Barbas]

...*starts running towards the hills where its parked*

You parked it all the way over in the hills???

Oh, shit. Son, I think we are going to need a Hans Zimmer montage.

 

[Euryalus]

If I had parked it nearer it wouldn't be a metroid evacuate scenario now would it?

*continues running*

 

[Barbas]

Quick, to the hovercraft! *Hovers along*.

 

[Euryalus]

Aren't hovercrafts really slow? And for beach landings?

*gets to the foothills and starts climbing*

 

[Drummodino]

Guys! Wait for me! I had to grab the doomsday device from the glove box!

 

[Barbas]

*Gracefully sliding up the hillside*.

 

[Headsprouter]

*starts climbing*

What about Zardoz, will he just go down with the reactor?

 

[Barbas]

Why in the frozen hells are there hills in the centre of Earth?

 

[username sucks]

*crashes flying boat into Barbas*

'Sup guys?

 

[Barbas]

Ow...I'm not entirely sure any more.

 

[username sucks]

Damnit Barbas, you broke my boat! I guess I'm stuck here now.

I'll just see if I can get some food out of the wreckage.

 

[Barbas]

Ah, food. That'll take our minds off of...I can't seem to recall. Was there some crisis or another?

Oh, look - I found spaghetti!

 

[username sucks]

Guys, I got some cactus juice!

It's the quenchiest!

 

[Drummodino]

*sets doomsday device down*

Can I get some of that juice?

*accidentally knocks device over*

OH SHIT, EVERYBODY TAKE COVER!

 

[Barbas]

*Dematerializes*. 'S'cool. *Sips cactus juice*. Mmm...you know, they do some really nice cactus dishes in Mexico...why are you lying on the floor?

 

[Euryalus]

*gets aboard backup ship and flys off before reactor and doomsday device both explode, leaving everyone behind*

Well they were a clumsy lot.

*uses stark trek teleporter to make new ones from previous teleport information*

 

[Drummodino]

*Materializes*

Woah what just happened? Oh well, can't have been important.

*Flops into chair*

So where we going? Will there be cake?

 

[Barbas]

*Materializes*

[small][sub]Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, our fine four-fendered friend...[/sub][/small]

Oh, hello. You're back.

 

[Headsprouter]

*respawns*

I dreamt of smothering and wrist cramps.