A Musical Warning for Battlefield 3 Campers: You Gonna Die

Frostbite3789

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Sewer Rat said:
so my guess this guy is just pretty butthurt.
Why is everyone either 'whining' or 'butthurt' according to the gaming crowd at large? Why can't this just have been a funny thing in the world?

Nope, Captain Serious can't have any of that 'fun' business.
 

Laughing Man

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You see the song makes sense if you played BF2 and are moving straight on to BF3. BF3 would be quite shocking to the camper who played BF2. The problem though is what happens if you were a vet of BF2 and are now a vet of BFBC2, oh yeah you have already learned everything you need to know to camp well in BF3. With the added bonus that we now have proper prone, larger map sizes and more targets to shoot at.
 

Macgyvercas

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Would someone tell me why campers are hated but nobody has a problem with snipers, when they both look the exact same to me?
 

ckam

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Sewer Rat said:
To be honest when I first read this title, I immediately thought of this...
Love that song.

Anyway, why would people complain about camping? People camp in real life and it really helps out in a battlefield, but OK, let's forgo realism.
 

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Andy Chalk said:
Full disclosure: I like camping. I enjoy the stealth, the sneaking and of course the popping guys in the head from out of nowhere when they think that they're safe and sound and have nothing to worry about. But most people don't dig that style of play for some reason, and the term "camper" has some decidedly negative connotations.
Andy that is not what a being a camper is it when you lie in the same place for longer than a minute and a half with a automatic weapon.There is no stealth as there just lying on the floor around a corner,there is no sneaking as they dont move from the same damn spot for most of the game and they are not popping people in the head because they are lying down so they wont get a chance to pop anybody in the head.They just spray you with bullets as they are prone in the corner of some part of the map normally far away from the main battles.

Your confusing being a stealth player and a camper and calling stealth players campers is a very bad thing.

Also best way to piss off campers is if they are just going to spend the whole match lying down in a corner.Then every time you see one on your side drop a flashbang in front of their face it is very easy as campers do not move.
 

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Campers be warned of what, that this guy is going to be an easy kill?
I'm sorry but rushing really isn't going to help you BF3. Hell its rushers that run headfirst into objectives just to get popped over and over again that actually makes the game suck. Ever be in a game where you lose like 50 tickets in Rush in like 2 minutes? Well it's because guys like this.
 

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Well that was stupid. Especially since it's about BF3, a game in which objectives have to be attacked and/or DEFENDED.

I didn't know camping was still such a big thing. I thought people realized that, as soon as multiplayer shooters became more complex than deathmatch and team deathmatch, the tactics would change and sometimes one team would have to hold X position in order to win. also known as "camp".

You want a camp-free game? Go play Quake 3.
 

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SmashLovesTitanQuest said:
Stekepanne5 said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
Video is funny as hell. Seriously, definite praise from me.

Stekepanne5 said:
Ok, I will admit it, I happen to be a MAJOR camper.
Can't handle it? Then stay away from the Battlefield series, they are my huntinggrounds.
Recon camper and proud.
What? How dare you not run around like an eight year old on a sugar buzz? You're playing the game wrong because you're not playing it like me!

Now here's a list of all the tactics I use find acceptable. Please limit your playstyle in the future.

WouldYouKindly said:
If you know the right tactics and can coordinate correctly it's easy to overwhelm a containment like that. The idea isn't try to break out in all directions but to focus in one direction and then sweep away the rest of the campers from the flank. Of course, your teammates have to have a brain cell or two kicking around.
AND they have to be able to communicate in something other than profanity, racial/ethnic/sexual slurs, and calling hax. Can't speak for PC shooters, but on PS3/360, you might as well ask for your team to consist of Superman, Santa Claus, and Solid Snake. >.>
I understand now, I am so sorry.
That 25-killstreak I got by camping with a sniper in Battlefield: Bad Company 2 should newer have been unleashed onto the other team.

For now on and till the end of time I will always pick the weapon with the highest fireing rate and run-and-gun in the same fashion as a six year old that was given shots of pure sugar into his blood stream.
Dude, it wouldnt have been a problem if you hadnt been laying in the bushes like a ***** while me and 2 other dudes tried to actually, you know, play the fucking objective, that thing the rest of the team forgot about when they found the shiny sniper rifles.

(Seriously though, the recon class is so fucking broken and badly done in Battlefield, I dont blame ya.)

OT: I dont care about campers. Bring em on. Be warned though; I can aim faster than you no matter where you happen to be laying down, and it doesnt matter if we are playing Battlefield, COD or CS.
Well, I was not hiding in the grass, I was standing in the second story of a house in Atakama Desert on CONQUEST (base A).
Half my team where rushers, you know the people who actually ruin the game, and we could not get past base B becouse of them running head first aginst the enemy snipers.
None of them where thinking of suppressive fire, or that an assult on foot was a bad idea.
15 - 20 of my kills were on enemy snipers.
How was I ruinig gameplay?
 

Tireseas_v1legacy

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Yeah, the nice thing about BF3 is probably the fact that they get rid of campers the same way you get rid of them in real life: air strikes.
 

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Macgyvercas said:
Would someone tell me why campers are hated but nobody has a problem with snipers, when they both look the exact same to me?
To be fair, I do dislike Snipers. You can literally die at any given moment because of some Sniper 600m away. Damned indigenous bush people.

Anywho...(Slightly off topic), The BF3 Beta was unintentionally hilarious. I mainly use shotguns, and managed to unlock a 12x scope for one. For reference, most sniper rifles are 6-8x.
 

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Zhukov said:
I find it amusing that when some guy tried to post a thread about this on the forum, he got locked down.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.318825-Campers-Be-Warned-Battlefield-3-music-video

Maybe the Escapist just really doesn't like being scooped. (Was that the right term?)
I think the mod assumed the guy who posted it was the guy who made it. Which is against the rules. It seems likely, new user, and he and the youtube user have usernames ending in 99.
Almost all the news stories get posted by users first, I've never seen those threads locked.
OT: I really dislike when people mix up camping with sniping. That said, it's not like campers are a big problem if you actually think about it. They might get one cheap kill, then they aren't a big problem. Not that that makes them any less anoying.
 

Andy Chalk

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Zhukov said:
I find it amusing that when some guy tried to post a thread about this on the forum, he got locked down.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/9.318825-Campers-Be-Warned-Battlefield-3-music-video

Maybe the Escapist just really doesn't like being scooped. (Was that the right term?)
That thread was locked because the OP wasn't conforming to standard forum rules. If you just post a link, that amounts to advertising. Being a discussion forum, links should be used to augment a topic of conversation.

Further, that poster appeared to be bot.
 

Davey Woo

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Vehicle whores! Countering campers since BF 1942.

Camping and vehicle whoring are equally bad tactics to me in FPS's. I just like running around and shooting things to be honest, anyone who kills me is obviously a noob and has no skill.
 

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Nice humor vid, but I was under the impression that Battlefield really didn't have "camping" per se. At least, not in the traditional sense. Area (Objective/CP) Defense is a perfectly acceptable (heck, necessary) strategy in Battlefield, running around solo and doing the whole "Rambo" schtick that was shown in the video is, in my experience, the easiest way to die.

Having played almost every game in the series (though, I admit, the only ones that I took online for any significant length of time were 2 and both Bad Company games), I've learned some of the ins and outs of the class system, but I've tended to stay away from the Recon kit, which, if I've heard correctly, is the stereotypical "Camper" kit.

I've never really liked sniping all that much in Battlefield (that doesn't mean that I didn't do it from time to time, of course, I can be a bit hypocritical at times), so I can't say that I would know much about "Camping" from that end. That said, I have lost a fair amount of tickets to the Bad Company Bush-Wookies, so I can understnd the frustration with them. Thankfully, Bad Company has provided one of the best anti-camping measures I have ever seen in a game. Most encounters with snipers can often turn into something along the lines of...

"There's a sniper in that building over ther! He's got the entire road covered! What should we do?"

"Why, level the building, of course."

...Ah, fun times, fun times. Most of the times I played Arica Harbor in BFBC 2, the town would be a rubble pile with roads after my team was done with it, snipers tended to slack off on the fire after the 2nd or 3rd mortar strike, or when we just let the tanks shell the buildings for a minute before we went in. Wasn't a whole lot left to camp from after that...
 

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I can't believe they're dissing Counter Strike in the beginning of that song. Only a serious newb can be killed by a camper on CS 1.6
Good players don't camp, they take tactical positions, and other good players know what those positions are. Real campers never last longer than 20 seconds. And since it's an objective based game what the hell do you expect? Dissing CoD is natural, but dissing CS is crossing the line.