Just saw it. SPOILERS AHEAD. Away we go:
I went into this with the mindset that if this was going to elicit as little reaction as Rogue One I would be done with Star Wars. And it almost did that. Almost. It barely scraped by by having an interesting character dynamic with Kylo Ren, which makes me wonder what direction they're going to take with it. Which is probably pointless, since this movie was about as cookie-cutter and safe as I was expecting.
And honestly, that's about all the good I can say about this film. This film is maddening on so many levels.
Story
What fucking story? One of the rebels just chugging along in their spaceships, one of the supposed main character sitting on her ass. And a completely pointless C-plot that serves nothing but incredibly flimsy worldbuilding and some special effects. Oh, and of fucking course you had to give both the new prominent creatures those big baby seal eyes to tell to the audience "YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD FOR THESE. DO YOU FEEL BAD YET?????" The main story here is with Luke, and the others exist to only distract from it with special effects.
Characters
Rey is a fucking terrible character in this film. I like Daisy Ridley, I think she's charismatic and likable, but my fucking God did the writers drop the ball on this. She's an entirely reactive protagonist for 90% of the film. Her story is only dictated by things that happen to her or someone else does for her, not by choices she herself chooses or is forced to make. First she has to wait for Luke to teach her. Which is not achieved by persistence, good rhetoric or social skills. She just waves a lightsaber around some until Luke seems to give up more out of annoyance than conviction. Then she has those Skype conversations with Kylo, which we later find out were enabled by Snoke, so that's another thing out of her control she did nothing to achieve. Speaking of Kylo, he almost feels like a background character and...
You know what? I was going to go on a whole rant about how this is more recycling of the same, lazy writing (it's never been established how the First Order or Snoke got into power, OR WHAT SNOKE EVEN FUCKING IS), thin plot, lame-ass characters, shit story, poor pacing, ass-pulls of the highest (First) order (Leia and Jedi ghosts can now apparently use the force) but... I honestly don't care. After trying (and failing) to get Doom to work properly for almost 2 hours, the movie has now almost completely disappeared from my mind. This is the most insipid film I've seen all year bar Justice League. For all its talk about how "it's time for old things to die", it sure seems awfully comfortable languishing in Star Wars nostalgia, once again essentially recreating visual references and entire scenes from the originals.
If anything, this film makes me both glad and mad about movies like Deadpool and Logan: glad because they got made before the House of Mouse got its gloved mitts on them, and mad because I know those fuckers will never, ever, ever let filmmakers make movies like those again. This is basically the baseline for what we can accept from the future: safe, insubstantial, unmemorable, drab, colourless slop where a shitton of things happen yet nothing happens at the same time, and Disney keeps laughing their way to the bank.