A normal walk home until...

[orangebandguy]

You should phone the police or something. Just to make sure, unless it hasn't been lost or thrown at someone by now.

Who the fuck just loses their heart?

Someone who died I'd have thought.

 

[Inco]

I would have laughed my ass off and just said 'typical Wyoming' as thats not exactly new here in this suburb of the Coast. Stabbings and shit like that happen all the time, and yet i am still compelled to go for walks at that time.

 

[DemonicVixen]

You found a.....heart lying on the ground?

That's really fucked up. Does it actually look like a human heart? Try comparing it to some images from Google or something. If it is a human heart I think you should tell the Police or something.

Though even if it is an animal heart, how did it end up lying on the ground?

EDIT: Also, are you sure it is a real heat? Someone might just be pulling a prank on you.

I agree with this... if it was solid, the chances of it being someone hiding somewhere having a laugh at you, might just be plausible.

 

[metalmmaniac]

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Did you try walking over it and seeing if it upped your life points?

haha, that was pure awesome.

thats messed up. i had a somewhat similar story happen to me a couple days ago. i was walking to get a soda from a machine down the road from me, when i walked passed someone's garage. hanging in the middle of the garage was a decapitated, skinned, and gutted deer carcas. oh, and there was a tarp below with all the organs and tons of blood. yea, its hunting season and i understand people do that, but damn, it was pretty disturbing nonetheless.

 

[Daimes2000]

*sings* I left my hea--rt in Sa---n Fra--n... no wait, somewhe---re i--n Ottawa...

 

[VanQ]

I've heard of sad girls in snow but never human hearts in snow... creepy much?

 

[similar.squirrel]

That is so, so emo.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Right. Well thats the oddest thing I've heard this week.

Did you try walking over it and seeing if it upped your life points?

You sir, win one free internet, use it wisely.

 

[Ekonk]

you should probably contact the proper authorities. It'll be handled by top men. Top men.

I feel there's a reference involved here, though I can't remember what...

OT: Call 911. Even if it is just an animal heart, it's weird and authorities will be happy to investigate. If it's not, then, well, there's going to be a big investigation.

 

[Tonimata]

Ze fuck?
Get the fuck out of there, because obviously there is a serial killer on the loose, and he wants to lure you into his trap so he can kill you and sodomize the corpse!

EDIT: Or, someone threw it out their window just to fuck with people's minds, like you. You know, make you wonder "Why?".

DAMMIT I THOUGHT MY COVER WAS PERFECT!
God, now I have to run away to another country. Yeah, I hope you're happy good sir!