A normal walk home until...

[s-l-u-g]

.... So THAT's where I left it.

Can you put it in a bag [freezing isn't needed, obviously] and email it to me?

 

[Chicago Ted]

that doesn't look like a human heart...look more like a coquina shell you painted red. so yeah im calling this a fake..


fake..
fake..

Never said it was a human heart. It's animal, definetly, which animal though is what we're wondering.

And we didn't fake it, look at it. It might not be the best angle, but look around it, you can see some blood in the snow and small bits of it. A few crows got at it so it's damaged.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Ok, walk home, see this sitting on the sidewalk,
And no, this isn't a joke. I thought I'd just share this jewel of a wtf with the rest of you. Me and my friend are walking home, when I notice a HEART sitting beside the sidewalk. We have no idea where it is from or how it got there, but it must have just been put there recently because it didn't have a layer of snow on top (it snowed this morning), but it was there long enough to be quite frozen since when we kicked it over, it was stiff as a rock.

And yes, I do have a real picture of this, but I have no idea how to get it from my cell phone to the computer.

Edit: The picture above is now the picture I took of this 'incident'.

I'm not sure what they teach people now a days in certain behaviors. If you see something that messed up, call the cops. No pausing, no google, no bs. Just call. They can't get you in trouble for bringing them out to see a deer heart, BUT they can bust you for online searching facebook, myspace you putting this photo up, and if it's human they can get you for not informing the authorities.

Not reporting a crime is accually a crime....so be safe, don't ask people on the internet 4 hours later...just call and report.

If it's there tomorrow still I'll call them up and say we found it. Probably has been finished off by the crows that were eating it earlier though. And we're pretty certain it's an animal heart, to big to be human. It was also really more luck then anything that I spotted it because I just glanced over and spotted it. And what would the crime be for this? Not reporting littering? I really can't think of what you'd classify an animal heart as in terms of leaving it somewhere like that.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

get it, take it to the butcher, and ask him it's a pig heart, or just look in the case to see if he has more in stock. Hearts of animals are actually delicacies in other country's, just look at the monkey brain scene from Indiana Jones, and are bought here for all sorts of things, like I had to buy one for a haunted house a few years back.

 

[Carlston]

Ok, walk home, see this sitting on the sidewalk,
And no, this isn't a joke. I thought I'd just share this jewel of a wtf with the rest of you. Me and my friend are walking home, when I notice a HEART sitting beside the sidewalk. We have no idea where it is from or how it got there, but it must have just been put there recently because it didn't have a layer of snow on top (it snowed this morning), but it was there long enough to be quite frozen since when we kicked it over, it was stiff as a rock.

And yes, I do have a real picture of this, but I have no idea how to get it from my cell phone to the computer.

Edit: The picture above is now the picture I took of this 'incident'.

I'm not sure what they teach people now a days in certain behaviors. If you see something that messed up, call the cops. No pausing, no google, no bs. Just call. They can't get you in trouble for bringing them out to see a deer heart, BUT they can bust you for online searching facebook, myspace you putting this photo up, and if it's human they can get you for not informing the authorities.

Not reporting a crime is accually a crime....so be safe, don't ask people on the internet 4 hours later...just call and report.

If it's there tomorrow still I'll call them up and say we found it. Probably has been finished off by the crows that were eating it earlier though. And we're pretty certain it's an animal heart, to big to be human. It was also really more luck then anything that I spotted it because I just glanced over and spotted it. And what would the crime be for this? Not reporting littering? I really can't think of what you'd classify an animal heart as in terms of leaving it somewhere like that.

Go read the story of the gang rape where 12 people all stood and watched and took phone pictures and txted friends. It's not as extreame, but if you see anything that looks like human remains, you need to call it it.

Or the next head line is "Teen kinda finds human heart, takes pictures, twiters, youtubes it, even video game forum posts but does not call police."

Cover yer own ass, as well you might not want someones pet eating it, god knows if the deer was sick.

I have a strict cover ass set of rules as well as, if you don't know call someone who does when it comes to possible crimes. Military taught it to me. Then again they also taught me, if you don't report a crime your just as guilty as if you did it yourself.

--Edit

And add in biohazard as the heart littering is a piece of paper, a heart goes a bit past that.

 

[chris11246]

You should hold onto it in case someone opened Davy Jones chest and dumped its contents. You could do a lot with control of an immortal man with a pirate ship.

Although what I would have done is reported it to the police just in case.

 

[Talendra]

Let the police know, and put spoiler tags on your pic, since some us don't want to see this out of nowhere, especially when eating.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Excuse me, I'm going to go huddle in the fetal position in the corner.

Really, that's fucking creepy.

 

[Chicago Ted]

Let the police know, and put spoiler tags on your pic, since some us don't want to see this out of nowhere, especially when eating.

You know what, you're right, I'll do that for you now. Sorry.

 

[Captain Schpack]

Call the cops ASAP. That's what I'd do. Then get the fuck home straight away.

weaksauce. Eat that shit. For breakfast. With nails. Right after a cold shower. And then go watch Twilig . . . . no that'd be too much!

 

[Chicago Ted]

Well this beats the time I saw a dead squirrel while walking home.

Was that heart human or animal? Probably animal, I'm guessing.

Too big to be human, definetly animal.

 

[ffxfriek]

you turn and run as fast as you can and then report it to the police.

 

[RatRace123]

Just move on and continue your day, after: barfing, crying, and calling the police.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

Did you try walking over it and seeing if it upped your life points?

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Lol @ this and the general topic. But yeah, might wanna call the cops, even though I highly doubt human hearts are just lying around

 

[Valiance]

Ok, walk home, see this sitting on the sidewalk, what do?

Edit: The picture above is now the picture I took of this 'incident'.

Get Gil Grissom on the case.

Spoiler: Is Horatio okay?

<img src="http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/3752/terriblejokeisterrible.jpg" /img>

In all seriousness, that isn't the kind of thing that should just be hanging out in the snow; definitely call a local hospital or authorities.

 

[orangeapples]

it was probably put there because as you said, it was just lying on the snow. If it was an animal attack, there would be a corpse, and the heart would not have been removed.

well, clearly your first response was to take a picture and kick it around...

 

[bcponpcp27]

Maybe someone recreated that scene from Ratrace? Where the heart goes flying out the window, you know what I mean!

 

[FluffyNeurosis]

Awesome, a free heart! Leave it alone... I find bones when I walk all the time.

 

[Azure-Supernova]

You should phone the police or something. Just to make sure, unless it hasn't been lost or thrown at someone by now.

Who the fuck just loses their heart?

 

[Kron_the_mad wants to be deleted]

wash it, cheese and herb stuffing and an hour and ten minutes in the oven