A feeble protest of "Hey, this is a private residence, man!" would be all I could muster. Well, I could chuck the big, oogle-eyed plastic duckie at them, that might scare them off.loc978 said:Yep. Having looked into the science behind it, apparently the best way to actually get clean is to bathe for somewhere over 10 minutes but under an hour to open up your pores, then shower to scrub off the film that leaves on you. So that's what I do every day.
As for the Dude experience... I'm more of a Walter, I bathe with my .45 close to hand. Thugs with ferrets and urine would be well advised to stay the fuck out of my home (I might have been spurred to type that by the pictures of Jeff Bridges with a pair of revolvers all over the ad space here. That would have made The Big Lebowski a much shorter movie).
^^ perfectionFoolKiller said:The Shower Bath
I sit in the tub and let the rain pour over me for an hour.