A Real Animal You Never Want to Meet

Blatherscythe

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Title says it all. Which animal in the real world would you not want to meet in it's natural habitat? Please state why and the animals killing methods. I'll begin.


The very image fills me with terror and awe

No name needed, the Great White Shark is probably the most recognizable shark of any kind and images of it certainly can deter you from swimming. While I admire a predetor that hasen't needed to change much for millions of years, it still scares the piss out of me. These monsters can reach 20+ feet in length and could swallow you whole! It's an ambush predetor that will usually charge from under the water upwards to suprise it's prey and deliver a fatal bite. You will then be left bleeding in the water, if the shark doesn't finish you off right then and there it will wait until you lose enough blood to be an easier kill. Luckily, they don't usually target humans, still, your helpless in the water compared to these things. So I wouldn't want to meet one.



Then again, anything with a pair of jaws like these is something I don't want to meet.
 

Paulie92

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The blobfish http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/10/633618722254225790-blobfish.jpg

I just think that would be really awkward
 

Blatherscythe

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Judas Iscariot said:
A politician or lawyer... I would either come away without my soul or my wallet.
I am unsure which one I value more.
While humans are an animal I was thinking more along the lines of non-human animals. Good joke though.
 

CNKFan

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A badger. Sure they look all cute and huggable but they will go batshit crazy and maul you to death.
 

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Skullkid4187 said:
Psssh the Megaladon is bigger. But a hippo.....you see one...FUCKING RUN!
Living animals man. And yes, Hippos will fuck your shit up, why are all animals from Africa so territorial and vicous?
 

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lacktheknack said:
http://images1.makefive.com/images/200925/ab9b191b6f8f3dac.jpg
I'm trying to figure out exactly what this is, but I'm slightly afraid already.
 

Paulie92

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Blatherscythe said:
Paulie92 said:
The blobfish http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/11/10/633618722254225790-blobfish.jpg

I just think that would be really awkward
Oh come on. Be serious dude.
I was, I'm relatively certain it's in Bass Strait and is actually endangered and I would never want to meet one. The picture was the only one without a four page long URL
 

ilspooner

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Hippos. They run faster than people and can easily bite you in half. Also, they normally attack instead of running away. So I vote for hippo.