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zachatree

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Hello all! Here is the situation I am in: I have 2 handles of what I dub hobo vodka. I need to drink down because simply I am tired of having it. So my challenge to you lot is find me some creative drinks for me to consume. Winner gets a pony.
 

zachatree

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54r93 post=18.73083.782747 said:
if its hobo vodka...just give it to a hobo...
but I paod for it... I'm to much of a poor student right now to simply let it go to waist.
 

54r93

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I hope you aren't an english major...couple of spelling mistakes there...sorry I don't know any drink combos though, except i've heard mountain dew and their energy drink mix well...not sure if they used vodka or what though
 

CompanionCube

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light them on fire and throw it at a hobo. There's nothing more frightening than a flaming hobo.
 

Souplex

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Shot o' baileys and hobo vodka.

Beereal is always good, my favorite combo is lucky charms and scotch.
 

jim_doki

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The Rock Lobster
Mix with Ginger Beer

The John Belushi
skull from the bottle untill unconcious or vomiting

The Dave Grohl
skull from the bottle untill unconcious or vomiting in women's underware
 

zachatree

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54r93 post=18.73083.782777 said:
I hope you aren't an english major...couple of spelling mistakes there...sorry I don't know any drink combos though, except i've heard mountain dew and their energy drink mix well...not sure if they used vodka or what though
yes I know I suck at spelling hence the attempt at majoring in Art History. I think I may try that mountain dew drink mix, god knows I have plenty of it laying around.
 

Amnestic

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Red Bull+Vodka. Gives you a buzz which lasts for hours in my experience. Not the most 'manly' of drinks I've found, but perfect for an all-nighter or the like.

Edit: as for proportions, I go two shots of vodka and fill the rest of a tumbler with red bull. Adjust according to how strong you want it.
 

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ThaBenMan post=18.73083.782852 said:
Vodka Watermelon [http://www.wikihow.com/Make-a-Vodka-Watermelon]
That does look amazing. I'm going to do that now...er...when I'm old enough to drink.
 

Jobz

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I hope you're not planning to drink two handles of vodka by yourself all at once? Or if you are, I hope you have all your affairs in order. Anyway, some of my recommendations:

Screwdriver - Very simple, and my personal favorite. Simply mix your desired amount of vodka with orange juice.

The McLovin - AKA The Hawaiian Knockout. Mix roughly three shots of vodka, two shots of Smirnoff Ice (The regular lemonade flavored one) and fill the rest of the glass with Hawaiian Punch. It sounds weird, but it's amazing.

Twiztid Tea - Mix your desired amount of vodka with equal parts of iced tea and lemonade.

This last one is a bit different and requires preparation:

Vodka Cherries - Buy one of those cans of cherries (Not fresh ones, the canned ones are sweeter since they soak in the juice) drain the juice and place the cherries in a jar or other container. Fill the rest of the container with vodka and seal it. Leave that for about a week, then eat the cherries. They'll get you drunk.

I have one more, but it requires some illegal ingredients and I've decided not to list it here.
 

Anoos

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Yuka: Get a bucket, lots of lemonade, lemons sugar and shitty vodka
Put the vodka in the bucket with a bunch of ice, chop a bunch of lemons in half sqeeze them in the bucket and leave them there put in a bunch of lemonade and add sugar to taste

It's great you cant tell it's terrible vodka and you have a bucket of booze!
 

Pit of Despair

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Mix it? You don't need to mix it! Drink it straight! Do it! Now! CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG!

Seriously, a bit of help: don't combine it with Dr. Pepper. Instead of tasting like shit, you'll just be drinking something tasting like Dr. Pepper and shit.
 

qbert4ever

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Mix some Absinthe, Gatorade, and Red Bull. Also, make sure you have a buddy bring a camera. After all, when Absinthe is involved it may be a good idea to know what you did during the night.
 

Hey Joe

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Get some really cheap hooch, blend up some money and combine. Now that's a classy drink.
 

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jim_doki post=18.73083.782788 said:
The Rock Lobster
Mix with Ginger Beer
I can tell you from experience this is a terrible idea. Try mixing with random carbonated energy drinks/sodas (Bawls is an excellent choice for Vodka in my experience, although Balws is best with Grey Goose, hobo vodka might work).