A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?
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Probably first build a harem, and have sex with the best looking women, that's not rape right? I mean they're consenting adults who are following me out of loyalty not some sort of coercion right? I'd also use some as bodyguards, drivers etc. I'd have most of them return to their normal jobs, but make them give me a percentage of their income (taxed to what they earn).
With all this loyalty I feel obliged to use to take over a country....
I'd encourage them to strive to become important figures like CEOs, politicians, generals, bishops, police chiefs whatever. I'd encourage those in positions of power to start their own cells, in some sort of evil(er) pyramid scheme. If I build enough power and influence, I'll be able to control the government from the shadows while living luxury. Basically a sort of illuminati situation, where I'd award those who served me best with prestige and money.
With all this loyalty I feel obliged to use to take over a country....
I'd encourage them to strive to become important figures like CEOs, politicians, generals, bishops, police chiefs whatever. I'd encourage those in positions of power to start their own cells, in some sort of evil(er) pyramid scheme. If I build enough power and influence, I'll be able to control the government from the shadows while living luxury. Basically a sort of illuminati situation, where I'd award those who served me best with prestige and money.
Do whatever you want inside these guidlines: don't kill, don't steal anything that's more than three digits dollar's worth, and don't rape. Everything else is fair game
Just take more and more stuff and get more and more people then, when your strong enough take over a little country, then a big one and so on and so on, then when everything is yours make sure the world is purged of most forms of suckery, then when you've had enough fun put someone else in charge and retire to a nice little island with a palace and some women (or men, whatever floats yer boat I guess) so you wont get assassinated.
DUH, that's what the 1000 people are for! Who cares if THEY drown?MurderousToaster said:
OH MY GOD!Bigsmith said:does this ring any bells...
yer i'd so go build an island volcanoe base and rule the world!
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I'd either
A) Start up a PMC
B) Make a flash mob
C) Do something else...I dunno, it'd come to me with time.
A) Start up a PMC
B) Make a flash mob
C) Do something else...I dunno, it'd come to me with time.
Clean the beaches! Spread the word of simple living, start their own small businesses, be happy.
see life of brian from monty python.
I would just tell them to fuck off but if they were that layal they would say "but how should we fuck off my lord?"
I would just tell them to fuck off but if they were that layal they would say "but how should we fuck off my lord?"