A Thousand people at your command...what do you do?
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I would make them go to every store in my county. Then at my cue, they would all start singing Never Gonna Give you Up by Rick Astley.
Biggest.Trolling.EvEr!
Biggest.Trolling.EvEr!
I'd make all of them get jobs and give me all the money they make. Thinking like a politician, here.
I'd make sure they all survive the apocalypse, then band together and form a crew of nomads/pillagers. Hell, that'd make a pretty good roleplay.
Get half of them superior education in politics and economics, if needed, help them acquire connections at high places and try to get them to as much of these high places as I can. Ideally presidents, big company CEOs and the like. With some luck I'll have the world in my fingertips.
The rest I'll educate into great physicists and engineers to speed up development of space travel and cryogenics all sorts of neat stuff, that would help me spread our lovely little species all over the galaxy.
The rest I'll educate into great physicists and engineers to speed up development of space travel and cryogenics all sorts of neat stuff, that would help me spread our lovely little species all over the galaxy.
Flash raid in Federation Square! And then I'd set up some kind of factory where they work for me. And make me money. In return I would feed them food and all. Then when the time comes, I will have my own personal army to defend me, whatever the 'time' may be.
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But seriously, for five years have everyone work regular jobs, saving up cash and whatnot, and then create a court of shadows. Have everyone train to physical perfection and don dark cloaks, then becoming master theives.
I'd investigate peoples tendancy to follow a crowd by starting to march on London, Chanting something like "We want it right!" in unison, see how many Extra's I had when I reached westminster...
Then see how good the coallition government can stand up to 1001+ burgers being thrown at them for messing with universitys.
Then see how good the coallition government can stand up to 1001+ burgers being thrown at them for messing with universitys.
I would make them all work for minimum wage to pay for my endless lust for cash.
And when they get hungry, they must devour one of theyer own for food. ((so that i dont have to spend money on them))
Then after a while i would have the remaining 500 learn the art of coding and videogame development, thus i could start my own company, producing the best games possible.
And when they get hungry, they must devour one of theyer own for food. ((so that i dont have to spend money on them))
Then after a while i would have the remaining 500 learn the art of coding and videogame development, thus i could start my own company, producing the best games possible.
I use them to build secret underground bunkers all over the world and start a secret society of information brokers.
I would first teach each and every one of them the art of persuasion and everything they need to know about politics to convince people of who they should elect president. I would then send them to 1,000 different towns (one at each, of course) and tell them to convince that town to vote for me as I ran for presidency.
Once I had one I would then tell them to convince the citizens in their towns respectively that we needed a new government system and that I am the one who could make it happen. After a while a revolution would start and after I came out victorious I would declare myself dictator.
Finally, as dictator I would make everyone in the USA play the original Spyro trilogy and tell me how great it is. Then and only then will the world finally acknowledge how great those games are.
And then, success.
Once I had one I would then tell them to convince the citizens in their towns respectively that we needed a new government system and that I am the one who could make it happen. After a while a revolution would start and after I came out victorious I would declare myself dictator.
Finally, as dictator I would make everyone in the USA play the original Spyro trilogy and tell me how great it is. Then and only then will the world finally acknowledge how great those games are.
And then, success.
