Is there such a thing?
Since I was old enough to be self aware, I've been drawn to the "military arts", as it were, I've studied the "Old Roman", Byzantine, and Persian Empires (among others) since I was ten, I can use any number of firearms, I am well trained in various forms of hand to hand combat and martial arts; my time in the U.S. Army has led me to be able to say "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you" and mean it, I can use a sword or spear as easily as most people use a broom, and I can literally kill a man in under five seconds with my bare hands and I know for a fact that the "nose into the brain" move is just a myth.
It's been a joke among my friends since adolescence; "Dude, you were born 600 years too late.", and I make no bones about the fact that I feel more comfortable with a sword and a dagger strapped to my hip than my DEagle .50.
With all the talk of the end of the world lately, 12-21-2012, the Lost Book of Nostradamus, et. al. has got me thinking a lot lately that there might something to it and I find myself alternately thrilled and scared shxtless at the prospect of standing in the end times, knowing my day has finally come.
Thoughts on the matter? Impressions? Does anyone else among us Escapists feel the same? How many of you think I'm just plain nutterbutter? Anybody want lessons? *Ironic wink*
Since I was old enough to be self aware, I've been drawn to the "military arts", as it were, I've studied the "Old Roman", Byzantine, and Persian Empires (among others) since I was ten, I can use any number of firearms, I am well trained in various forms of hand to hand combat and martial arts; my time in the U.S. Army has led me to be able to say "I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you" and mean it, I can use a sword or spear as easily as most people use a broom, and I can literally kill a man in under five seconds with my bare hands and I know for a fact that the "nose into the brain" move is just a myth.
It's been a joke among my friends since adolescence; "Dude, you were born 600 years too late.", and I make no bones about the fact that I feel more comfortable with a sword and a dagger strapped to my hip than my DEagle .50.
With all the talk of the end of the world lately, 12-21-2012, the Lost Book of Nostradamus, et. al. has got me thinking a lot lately that there might something to it and I find myself alternately thrilled and scared shxtless at the prospect of standing in the end times, knowing my day has finally come.
Thoughts on the matter? Impressions? Does anyone else among us Escapists feel the same? How many of you think I'm just plain nutterbutter? Anybody want lessons? *Ironic wink*