Siberian Relic said:
Someone please kill this nonsense. It's just as bad as any remake, reboot, adaptation, or half-baked sequel.
Oh now, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter wasn't all THAT bad. I mean, it had lesbian vampires and a kickass soundtrack (main theme song's chorus is: It's all good, it's all right, everybody gets laid tonight). What more could you want?
... oh yeah. ABE LINCOLN, HELL YEAH.
In case you know nothing of movies, here's a few short clips of what might be one of the best movies ever made. Such an underappreciated gem.