Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Film Looking for an Abe

Outlaw Torn

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Quiet Stranger said:
Wait, Tim Burton is producing it? Oh well then, I guess Johnny Depp is gonna be Abe
That much is obvious, but exactly which role can Helena Bonham Carter have? Perhaps Lincoln's hat?
 

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Siberian Relic said:
Someone please kill this nonsense. It's just as bad as any remake, reboot, adaptation, or half-baked sequel.
Oh now, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter wasn't all THAT bad. I mean, it had lesbian vampires and a kickass soundtrack (main theme song's chorus is: It's all good, it's all right, everybody gets laid tonight). What more could you want?

... oh yeah. ABE LINCOLN, HELL YEAH.

In case you know nothing of movies, here's a few short clips of what might be one of the best movies ever made. Such an underappreciated gem.
 

Sinclair Solutions

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You know what would be amazing? Get Daniel Day Lewis, the guy who is going to play Abe in a Spielberg biopic, play the Abe here.
 

The Great JT

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Let's listen to this again. ABRAHAM LINCOLN AS A VAMPIRE HUNTER. WANT.

I hope they find the right person, I really do.
 

ImprovizoR

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Looks like the world is going to end in 2012 but a bit sooner than expected. Seriously stop this. Why am I not surprised Tim Burton is involved? He used to be great, now he only makes shit.
 

Trivun

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As soon as I saw this news post, before even reading the article, my first thought were of Nathan Fillion. Seriously. He would make an awesome Honest Abe, he would really suit this role :D. In fact, I propose starting a petition to get Fillion offered the role as soon as humanly possible. Who's with me?
 

MortisLegio

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Wait... Lincoln didnt kill vampires he killed ninjas
everyone knows that

OT: This is either going to be hilarious or hilariously bad
 

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I vote Adrian Brody. He has a slightly Lincoln-ish look, if he dressed it up a little. That and he does have experience playing the skilled killer.