I post drunk all the time. Please understand that slurring your words doesn't need to be typed down for us, you can type just fine, so do it instead of trying to act drunker than you are.
I've been in quite a few crashes, the most severe of which was my own doing. It was late, or early in the morning really, and I lost concentration and had a head on with another car.
I was doing about 55 and he said he was speeding, so I guess it adds up to quite a high speed, lucky no one was hurt badly. My friend wasn't wearing a seatbelt though; air bags damn saved his life, and he bounced around the car like crazy and landed in my lap (he passed out).
I got some broken glass thrown at me, but all in all it was a pretty fun experience.
Not worth the cost of buying my parents a new fucking car, though...