accidence?
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I totaled my motorcycle on a windy mountain road, although it was only at 20, the bike still went a long ways rolling and I slid into the guard rail
I've never been in an accident (I have my own car, and I drive), but I remember one time in Sydney a cyclist slammed into the side of our car when we were waiting at the stop lights. Completely his fault, we'd been stationary for at least 15 seconds.
Anyway, it was an awesome view for me. I just saw this cyclist hit the side of the bonnet, then go forward and faceplant right in front of me. I don't feel bad saying this, because he tried to lie about his details to avoid paying insurance fees or something like that.
Anyway, it was an awesome view for me. I just saw this cyclist hit the side of the bonnet, then go forward and faceplant right in front of me. I don't feel bad saying this, because he tried to lie about his details to avoid paying insurance fees or something like that.
This reminds me of a time when I was talking to a drunk guy on TF2. He spelled everything wrong, then I decided to get him talking and thought he wasn't drunk. The whole server was calling me an idiot for saying he wasn't drunk.
Then after lots of talking, I asked him what his job was. He said he was in college as an English major. I then asked him to prove that he was in college. He typed a line of Shakespeare without a single spelling error.
The whole server was like "Wow, density has a point there!" And he (the drunk guy) left the server.
Then after lots of talking, I asked him what his job was. He said he was in college as an English major. I then asked him to prove that he was in college. He typed a line of Shakespeare without a single spelling error.
The whole server was like "Wow, density has a point there!" And he (the drunk guy) left the server.
I once fell asleep at the wheel whilst driving through a tunnel. I hadn't had much sleep the night before and had worked hard, in the hot sun, all day. My eyes drifted off for a moment, then BANG!
Next thing i know i've rammed my poor little Cordia into the back of a Corolla. My bumper gets wiped out and my radiator is pushed into my engine by an inch. I spend the next two years using cloth-tape to keep my indicators stuck onto the frame of my car.
The Corolla has a bad paint-job, barely any damage whatsoever. The punk who was driving it takes my details. The next week he tries to stiff me for over three-thousand dollars worth of damage. Apparently i 'damaged' the sound-system in his car. I had my own mechanic check his car - there was no damage to his sound system - and i ended up paying him just under five hundred for the paint and detailing.
I had it settled without insurance getting involved because i wanted to keep my no-claim bonus. I have never driven tired since, and if i've felt drowsy whilst driving, i'll chew gum or suck on a lolly, crank up the Symphony X and sing along at the top of my lungs, or pull over and have a power nap.
Next thing i know i've rammed my poor little Cordia into the back of a Corolla. My bumper gets wiped out and my radiator is pushed into my engine by an inch. I spend the next two years using cloth-tape to keep my indicators stuck onto the frame of my car.
The Corolla has a bad paint-job, barely any damage whatsoever. The punk who was driving it takes my details. The next week he tries to stiff me for over three-thousand dollars worth of damage. Apparently i 'damaged' the sound-system in his car. I had my own mechanic check his car - there was no damage to his sound system - and i ended up paying him just under five hundred for the paint and detailing.
I had it settled without insurance getting involved because i wanted to keep my no-claim bonus. I have never driven tired since, and if i've felt drowsy whilst driving, i'll chew gum or suck on a lolly, crank up the Symphony X and sing along at the top of my lungs, or pull over and have a power nap.
I post drunk all the time. Please understand that slurring your words doesn't need to be typed down for us, you can type just fine, so do it instead of trying to act drunker than you are.
I've been in quite a few crashes, the most severe of which was my own doing. It was late, or early in the morning really, and I lost concentration and had a head on with another car.
I was doing about 55 and he said he was speeding, so I guess it adds up to quite a high speed, lucky no one was hurt badly. My friend wasn't wearing a seatbelt though; air bags damn saved his life, and he bounced around the car like crazy and landed in my lap (he passed out).
I got some broken glass thrown at me, but all in all it was a pretty fun experience.
Not worth the cost of buying my parents a new fucking car, though...
I've been in quite a few crashes, the most severe of which was my own doing. It was late, or early in the morning really, and I lost concentration and had a head on with another car.
I was doing about 55 and he said he was speeding, so I guess it adds up to quite a high speed, lucky no one was hurt badly. My friend wasn't wearing a seatbelt though; air bags damn saved his life, and he bounced around the car like crazy and landed in my lap (he passed out).
I got some broken glass thrown at me, but all in all it was a pretty fun experience.
Not worth the cost of buying my parents a new fucking car, though...
This thread is hilarious.
Worgen, please, PLEASE don't get online when you're drunk. Your threads cause horrible cases of laughter.
Worgen, please, PLEASE don't get online when you're drunk. Your threads cause horrible cases of laughter.
Could be. I just tend to tweak over bad spelling. That post was like the holy grail of grammatical incompetence. Made my head a'splode as they say.Milky_Fresh said:
I was once in a car accident when my brother was driving and the roads were very slippery because it was raining. We had quickly gone to the shops to buy something to eat and on the way home he went around the corner slightly too fast and the bitumen on the road we were turning into was old and fairly crap. So the car spins out of control, my brother slams the wheel in the other direction and the car just misses a pole which would of been pretty nasty if we crashed into it. So now we are spinning in the opposite direction, he tries to fix the car up but it was too late and we crashed into a neighbour's fence, mangling it up. Lucky there wasn't anyone walking down the street at that time.