accidence?

[Worgen]

Ive beeen drinking alot tonight after a moretcyce hit my car when I was turning tonto a parking lot today so I have to ask, what sort of motervehicals accidents has teh escapsice been into?

my ealierst one that I can think of was hitting a piller outside of block buster when I hit the accelerator instead of break when I was parked outside, the next one I can think of was a lady rear ending me at a yield singh when I stopped to let an suv go by and she was distracted by a piece of road kill and juist hit me..... ugh I wish I was obeer for tyhis, typing is hard when Im sthis dtunk

 

[Aerodynamic]

Haven't been in a single accident my whole life, my dad or mom are always the drivers though.(Only 14)
I know though when I start to drive one little careless mistake I will make in the future will come to fuck me over, so I am sorta scared of driving altogether.

 

[Raiha]

i hit a big dirt wall one time. i was driving while smoking a bowl and just forgot to turn. there's a lesson here kids, if your going to smoke pot and drive, remember to turn when the road does.

 

[Worgen]

no, you see, suual;y I can type when Im dtunk but Im rtaelly drtunk tonighty, typing is really hard

 

[Worgen]

try harder.

I am bu tyits hard, Ive been drinking alot of whisky and my frinds left, Im durnk alone, I hate that shit

 

[Dahni]

I've never really been drunk before, but I imagine if I was I wouldn't type like a raccoon with Parkinson's disease.

aw deary me, i laughed so hard.

OT: I haven't been in a proper accident but there's been a few close calls when I've been in the car with my best friend's big brother. He has a habit of driving pretty fast.

 

[ottenni]

When i was younger we were driving along a dirt road and we had a head on collision with another car. Luckily we had managed to stop so there where no deaths.

 

[Worgen]

I think the thing thats getting to me is tha tit was wa motercycle that hit me, the guy seemd ok even tho he had a big gash in his head but eh woman wasnt albg to get up... they hit the bac k of my cvar ehwn I was turning into a parking lot.... I dont know, its just reealy wierd to me... I dont know, I guess part of is is thier daugher drove by and recognized the bike and was like "thats my moms bike, thats my moms bike".... its pretty creapy or somethiugn

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I've never caused an accident, but did get rear-ended a couple years ago. The bad part was that when I walked back to meet and greet the idiot who hit me, I found, much to my dismay, that she only had one arm. I had to maintain my cool while thinking "I just got hit by a one-armed freak!" Not that people who are armally impaired usually freak me out or anything- only ones who just crashed their vehicle into mine.

...I'll surely go to Hell for this post.

Ive beeen drinking alot tonight after a moretcyce hit my car when I was turning tonto a parking lot today so I have to ask, what sort of motervehicals accidents has teh escapsice been into?

What was Tonto doing in a parking lot? I thought he rode a horse.

 

[Worgen]

Im sure Im gonn ve amused or something when I rad what I posed when Im sober tomorrow

 

[thepopeofatheism]

If you ever needed a reason not to drink...

The Escapist shall provide.

 

[Worgen]

Trolling? I can type fine when I'm drunk... Just a bit slowly...

trolling? jhopw dare you, I challane you to a duel, with pistoles at dawn

 

[RatRace123]

I've never been drunk and typed before, I have to imagine I'd find it difficult to even type in my username and password, lotta letters and numbers I put in.

At any rate, never been in an accident, I'm quite greatful for that.

 

[Worgen]

I've never been drunk and typed before, I have to imagine I'd find it difficult to even type in my username and password, lotta letters and numbers I put in.

At any rate, never been in an accident, I'm quite greatful for that.

nah see I hae it set to auto longin so I dont have to worry about htat... it occues to me his int the best mind state to post in

 

[cheese_wizington]

This is an all around sad topic.

OT: I'm haven't been in any accidents, seeming as how I can't drive....

EDIT: Those who think he be trollin', look at some of his recent posts. This is an all and all epic failure.

 

[cheese_wizington]

Trolling? I can type fine when I'm drunk... Just a bit slowly...

trolling? jhopw dare you, I challane you to a duel, with pistoles at dawn

That is if you can get up at dawn!

 

[Pegghead]

I'm so sick of drunk posters, not only are the threads idiotic and the text slurred but I feel incredible pity at the fact that some poor bastard is getting hammered alone at their computer screen at some ungodly hour.

But just for the record I've never been in anything to severe. I was in the car with my Dad once when we reversed out of our driveway and some 4WD backed into the side of our car.

 

[Worgen]

Trolling? I can type fine when I'm drunk... Just a bit slowly...

trolling? jhopw dare you, I challane you to a duel, with pistoles at dawn

That is if you can get up at dawn!

fine, I challange you to a diel at... uhh dusk, yueah that sit

 

[AvsJoe]

When I was a kid, my dad, brother, and I got hit by some guy on the 401 near London. The car was totaled but we were all okay, miraculously. I still remember bits of the crash but I no longer remember any of the specifics.

 

[inflamessoilwork]

I totaled my motorcycle on a windy mountain road, although it was only at 20, the bike still went a long ways rolling and I slid into the guard rail