Accidental Cleanliness Destroys $1.1m Art Installation

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d43dr34m3r said:
Just rename it to It Starts Dripping From The Ceiling & Is Then Mopped UP, a meditation on the futility of trying to keep our world clean and organized in the face of Mother Nature's beauty and chaos. We must either give up and live in harmony with nature or work at destroying nature itself, along with its beauty, down to the art found in the stain of a dried up rain puddle.
Brilliant, and not without precedent. Duchamp had declared his work "The Bride Stripped Bare by Her Bachelors, Even" as "definitively unfinished" until it was damaged in transit. With it's large panes of glass broken, he glued everything back together and called it finished.
 

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Tracy Emin? Dude, I think you may be the only person on the planet who both likes Tracy Emin and /isn't/ a paid art critic.
i know other people who like her work, a lot of other people, i'm sorry this doesn't fit with your view that you're opinion on contempory art is the end of the debate, but she's actually very popular.

Owyn_Merrilin said:
Unmade bed was truly a piece of crap. She may have had artistic intentions behind it, but seriously, she basically curated her own nasty ass bedroom. Does anyone want to pay me for an exhibit of my bedroom? The floor isn't strewn with condoms, but there's dirty laundry all over the place.
her piece was a dairamma, a recreation of a scene, with detailed notes and a thought out narrative, even from a technical standpoint it's not the same as you letting people into your room. that's a good way to dismiss something you don't like, but it doesn't make it an accurate comparason.

Owyn_Merrilin said:
Tracy Emin is an example of exactly what is wrong with modern art. She's not doing anything profound, she's not doing anything that takes any real talent, she just makes crap, puts it up on the wall, and somehow makes millions on it.
you don't like her work, so that makes it not profound, and means it requires no talent? i go back to my opening statement of "wow". what is that bad about just saying you don't like something? why do you have to justify this dislike by completely dismissing someones intent, ability, and the value their work has to people who happen to not be you?
I could respond to this, but Hero in a Halfshell just did it for me:

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AdumbroDeus said:
And people who haven't even seen the piece start commenting about how modern art is trash, typical.


Perhaps you guys don't realize this, but YOU'RE NOT THE CROWD THAT IT'S AIMED FOR.

Compare a lot of modern to games like limbo. Notice how stylized the game is, to the point where everything is completely abstract and seen only as shadows. That conveys a lot of meaning, but at the same time, principal one of modern arts is:

1. The more abstract the art becomes, the more meaning it can convey, but the more difficult it is to discern the meaning of the piece.


This is true to the point where some pieces intended to convey many layers of meaning are complete gibberish. This is the point where people can sneak bullshit in as "art". Since this is the level where telling the difference between something that has many layers of meaning that are simply difficult to discern and having no meaning whatsoever requires a significant art education, this is the level where people can give meaningless pieces to rich people who like being opulent.
What do you mean I am not the crowd that the art installation is aimed at? apparently neither was the cleaning lady, or 99% of this Forum, then who the blooming heck is the intended audience? It's supposed to be public art. You can't make an artpiece, have everyone tell you "That's a load of bollocks!" and then say, "Well YOU can't criticise it, because YOU are not the intended audience." To come up with that excuse shows that there is something gravely wrong.

The point of the shadows in Limbo are that they appeal to our simplist instincts. They are jagged, dark and dangerous looking, which universally creates the feeling of dread, of a dangeous, unfriendly world that you are not safe in. There is no "Well, that particular jagged edge is personally very meaningful to be because it appeals to my socialist fears and discredits my far-right leanings, from a political perspective..."
The shadows in Limbo create a universal ambience that anyone, from any race, background, social standing, will find makes the game more tense, darker, and more mysterious. No one will play that and say "Oh yes, the shadows reminded me of the My Little Pony cartoons!" What a delightfully whimsical feeling the game created.
To use the shadows of Limbo as a stylised feel for the minority is bullcrap.

Good art should be recognisable to all, if not, the vast majority of people. Stand that cleaning lady in front of a Da Vinci painting, or under the Cistene Chapel, and I'm sure she will be able to appreciate the skill and craftmanship that went in to it. Read her some great poetry, "The Raven" By E.A.Poe, which is written in such a way as to invoke dread pretty much universally in it's hearers, or sit her down in front of an orchestra, and have them play some Bach, or Beethoven. Again the melodies, harmonies and various crescendoes etc. will fill her with delight, or at the very least she will recognise that it took considerable skill and effort to come up with such music.

I have a paint-stain in my Garage. It is, for all intents and purposes, similar to the fake rain stain that was so vigourously bleached away by the cleaning lady. Now, if I were to show that paint stain to anyone else it would mean nothing.
That stain was made by my dad, who has a furious temper and will bite the head off you whenever you do the tiniest thing wrong, but one day when he was mixing paint he knocked half a tin of emulsion paint onto the garage floor, and it dried there and has stayed ever since. I could call it "Nobodies perfect" and seeing it would remind me that, looking at our strained relationship, even he makes mistakes.
Again I have two secondary school history books of his, one Classwork and one homework. My dad is a serious academic and amateur historian, he pretty much holds academia above all else, so it greatly amused me that, while his History schoolwork book is full of perfectly neat written essays all with 9 or 10 marks out of 10, his homework book is an absolute shambles, filled with disasterously incompetent scrawlings clearly written in the toilets and clockrooms in a blind panic 5 minutes before class. My favourite piece in it is a 3 page essay about the Communist "Leon Trofsky" (marked 3/10 )
The best bit about knowing he was terrible at doing his homework is that I was exactly the same way (and since we both went to the same school we probably did our homework in the same toilet cubicle)

My point being that those things, while having immense personal value to me, mean absolutely nothing to anyone else. They are not art, and certainly not public art. They are mementos, or keepsakes. To quote a bloke from radio 4, in an argument as to why videogames aren't art: "I'd suggest that the things we really consider art are the things that allow us to ask profound questions about who we are, how we live and the state of the world around us. I think most games don't get to that place, and it's important to set that bar quite high." Now, you can't say of the now extinct puddle exhibit "You are not the crowd it's aimed for" because the piece raises no questions of ourselves, or the world around us. In that case it is the fault of the piece, not ourselves. If an exhibit designed to create an emotional or intellectual response in a person does not achieve that goal, then it is a failed exhibit.

Finally I would just like to pull you up on this point:
telling the difference between something that has many layers of meaning that are simply difficult to discern and having no meaning whatsoever requires a significant art education
Bullcrap. This is the same type of attitude that leads to all those crap interpretations of poems that are obviously false. I did English for A-level, and we did poem interpretations, of which there were two stages. The first was to look at the technical and academic devices in the poems. Alliteration, Similies, metaphors, the rhythm, rhyming structure, assonance, etc. And this showed the skill of the poet, to be able to create such a deliciously flowing collection of prose that tripped off the tongue and would sound so pleasing to the ear when read.
Then we had to interpret them, and this relied totally on the ability of the reader to talk absolute codswallop about nothing at all, "Oh, this poem is actually about war, or sex" (Handy Hint: virtually every poem in existence can be interpreted to be about war or sex.)

As I said, if you need an art degree to understand public art then you are most certainly doing it wrong! No one ever looked at Michaelangelos David and said "I don't get it, what is it supposed to be?" It is this hoity toity attitude that the strength of the art is in the personal interpretation of the viewer that has resulted in so much bollocks being produced. The artist should be the one creating the visual metaphors and intellectual themes through his art, not dumping a pile of rubbish on the floor and saying "That's my work over, now you have to work out what it means. Can I get paid now?"

Thankyou for listening. I have been Hero in a half shell, and this has been the Escapist's Art Corner. Goodnight.
This is why Tracy Emin and her ilk are bad art. They aren't making art; they're making meaningless crap that is just confusing enough that they can pass it off as deep to rich fools who will gladly part with their money if they think appearing to like this stuff makes them look wise. That is the only thing that these modern artists have going for them; the fact that a lot of people apparently never read the story of The Emperor's New Clothes as a kid.
 

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proof that modern art is not art I mean if this can be called art then games most certainly are as they are far better than that pile of sticks.
 

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see? thats why i said i dont really want games to be considered art. i dont want my hobby to be compared to this bs.

but you know what? that IS art. its a beautiful monument to human stupidity. i WANT that archaeologist dig that shit up 1000 years from now on, and i want them to conclude that people of our times, were dumb enough to worship that piece of bs.


so yeah, good job, that cleaner has just saved our reputation. she wrote the history.
 

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Is this some sort of practical joke?

They must set the bar for fine art pretty low these days... yet apparently videogames still don't qualify as "art". I'd like to know just what is so special about this glorified clothes rack that warrants a £600k price tag.
 

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
This is why Tracy Emin and her ilk are bad art. They aren't making art; they're making meaningless crap that is just confusing enough that they can pass it off as deep to rich fools who will gladly part with their money if they think appearing to like this stuff makes them look wise. That is the only thing that these modern artists have going for them; the fact that a lot of people apparently never read the story of The Emperor's New Clothes as a kid.
this is your opinion, it is not a fact.
i don't think this makes me wise, i'm not wealthy, i volunteer my own unpaid time to helping within this area of culture.
yes, i have read that story, but, you can't just dismiss something again that you don't like as "the emporers news clothes" as if remembering a fairy tale means you can override other peoples personal taste, i know what "unmade bed" is made of, i know how it was made, i just happen to actually like it. i'm not going to stop liking it, i'm not going to join in in this frankly desterbing celebration of the damaging of another piece of irriplaceable (the artists in question is deceased remember) work.

i really can't think of another area of culture where the destruction of works is seen as a good thing, you don't celebrate the banning of books you don't like, the loss of films you didn't enjoy, the breaking of records you happen to consider noise, and however much you might not like a work, the damaging of a piece of art you just happen to not like.

(as for the 99% of people agree, a majority should not have the power to decide the ultimate value of something liked by a minority, and it seems from reading this thread that 100% of people havn't seen the work in question anyway)
 

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Honestly, I'm surprised something like this hasn't happened before. Or maybe it was...

Swept under the rug?


Also, take some extra padding so I don't get another suspension for low content.
 

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procrasty said:
Owyn_Merrilin said:
This is why Tracy Emin and her ilk are bad art. They aren't making art; they're making meaningless crap that is just confusing enough that they can pass it off as deep to rich fools who will gladly part with their money if they think appearing to like this stuff makes them look wise. That is the only thing that these modern artists have going for them; the fact that a lot of people apparently never read the story of The Emperor's New Clothes as a kid.
this is your opinion, it is not a fact.
i don't think this makes me wise, i'm not wealthy, i volunteer my own unpaid time to helping within this area of culture.
yes, i have read that story, but, you can't just dismiss something again that you don't like as "the emporers news clothes" as if remembering a fairy tale means you can override other peoples personal taste, i know what "unmade bed" is made of, i know how it was made, i just happen to actually like it. i'm not going to stop liking it, i'm not going to join in in this frankly desterbing celebration of the damaging of a irriplaceable (the artists in question is deceased remember) work.

i really can't think of another area of culture where the destruction of works is seen as a good thing, you don't celebrate the banning of books you don't like, the loss of films you didn't enjoy, the breaking of records you happen to consider noise, and however much you might not like a work, the damaging of a piece of art you just happen to not like.

(as for the 99% of people agree, a majority should not have the power to decide the ultimate value of something liked by a minority, and it seems from reading this thread that 100% of people havn't seen the work in question anyway)
I don't see it as a good thing that the work was destroyed; I simply find the manner in which it was destroyed both hilarious and telling. As for the emperor's new clothes: it's more than a fairy tale. It's a story with an explicitly stated moral that the members of the art community have either forgotten, or taken to heart in the wrong way -- the artists are the con man, the critics and the people who buy that stuff are the emperor, and the rest of us are the common people. It's just that nobody in the first two groups believes us when we tell them that the emperor is naked.
 

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I don't see it as a good thing that the work was destroyed; I simply find the manner in which it was destroyed both hilarious and telling. As for the emperor's new clothes: it's more than a fairy tale. It's a story with an explicitly stated moral that the members of the art community have either forgotten, or taken to heart in the wrong way -- the artists are the con man, the critics and the people who buy that stuff are the emperor, and the rest of us are the common people. It's just that nobody in the first two groups believes us when we tell them that the emperor is naked.
finding joy in the destruction of an irriplaceable piece of culture isn't much better (and some people here are calling it good).
artists are not conning anyone, again i know how the things i like are made, the process that goes into them, i have seen the fabric, it's not the emporers new clothes, there is fabric there, you're just saying it's worthless to the point of not existing because it's not to your taste.
that doesn't make the people who create it bad, or malicious, really, think about what you're saying here, that these people are dedicating their lives to a perticular field of creation are no better than criminals, and the people who genuinely get joy and meaning from their work are just gullible fools?

thats, really just horrible, why again, is the alturnative of just shrugging and saying "hey, it's not my bag but each to their own." really not viable?
 

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procrasty said:
Owyn_Merrilin said:
I don't see it as a good thing that the work was destroyed; I simply find the manner in which it was destroyed both hilarious and telling. As for the emperor's new clothes: it's more than a fairy tale. It's a story with an explicitly stated moral that the members of the art community have either forgotten, or taken to heart in the wrong way -- the artists are the con man, the critics and the people who buy that stuff are the emperor, and the rest of us are the common people. It's just that nobody in the first two groups believes us when we tell them that the emperor is naked.
finding joy in the destruction of an irriplaceable piece of culture isn't much better (and some people here are calling it good).
artists are not conning anyone, again i know how the things i like are made, the process that goes into them, i have seen the fabric, it's not the emporers new clothes, there is fabric there, you're just saying it's worthless to the point of not existing because it's not to your taste.
that doesn't make the people who create it bad, or malicious, really, think about what you're saying here, that these people are dedicating their lives to a perticular field of creation are no better than criminals, and the people who genuinely get joy and meaning from their work are just gullible fools?

thats, really just horrible, why again, is the alturnative of just shrugging and saying "hey, it's not my bag but each to their own." really not viable?
So wait a minute, you call yourself a fan of modern art, but you can't appreciate the absurdity that a piece of it was just destroyed, not because somebody wanted to censor it, but because a cleaning lady mistook it for a stain? Duchamp would be ashamed. Personally, I think the people who said the museum should re-brand it as a collaboration between two artists had the right idea. What that cleaning lady did actually, in a way, gave some meaning to the stupid thing.
 

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Tank207 said:
BRB gluing a bunch of sticks together so I can get myself set for life.
Try it. See how much people are willing to pay.

The fact that you can't see the value in these things doesn't mean they don't have value to others. There are some breathtaking pieces of art composed entirely of found objects. The value of art is not, and should not be, solely a function of how difficult the piece is to produce. One of my favorite pieces of art is a one-line telegram that took, I would imagine, about ten minutes to create.

Sorry to interrupt everyone jumping on the modern art hatred bandwagon. Perhaps you should all take a moment to explain your feelings about airline food too.

More OT: I think the destruction of the piece adds immensely to its artistic value. As others have stated, it's an interesting situation that offers a nifty unintentional commentary on art. This is like some twisted unintentional performance art masterpiece. Frankly, I'm surprised it isn't worth more now.
 

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Jaime_Wolf said:
Tank207 said:
BRB gluing a bunch of sticks together so I can get myself set for life.
Try it. See how much people are willing to pay.

The fact that you can't see the value in these things doesn't mean they don't have value to others. There are some breathtaking pieces of art composed entirely of found objects. The value of art is not, and should not be, solely a function of how difficult the piece is to produce. One of my favorite pieces of art is a one-line telegram that took, I would imagine, about ten minutes to create.

Sorry to interrupt everyone jumping on the modern art hatred bandwagon. Perhaps you should all take a moment to explain your feelings about airline food too.
There's a difference between a sculpture that is composed of found objects and one that simply is a curated found object -- as I've been pointing out throughout this thread, Duchamp's "Fountain" was very much a joke played on the establishment. Sometimes I wonder if he was surprised that they fully bought into it, and if he was disappointed in the fact that they kind of took his ideas and ran with them. Somehow I doubt he was surprised, but I really have no clue about the disappointment.

Anyway, getting back on topic, sculptures made out of found objects are really no different from any other sculpture; the only real difference is in the technique used to make it, since it's basically a 3D collage. There's this really cool sculpture of a lizard that I occasionally pass on the highway. It's pretty clearly made out of random junk from a scrapyard, but it's still freakin' cool -- what's not to love about a 15 foot long metal lizard?

Edit: A 15 foot long metal lizard standing on the roof of a warehouse, no less. I have no idea what the story is behind it, but if you live somewhere in the Tampa Bay area, you probably know what I'm talking about.
 

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procrasty said:
Owyn_Merrilin said:
This is why Tracy Emin and her ilk are bad art. They aren't making art; they're making meaningless crap that is just confusing enough that they can pass it off as deep to rich fools who will gladly part with their money if they think appearing to like this stuff makes them look wise. That is the only thing that these modern artists have going for them; the fact that a lot of people apparently never read the story of The Emperor's New Clothes as a kid.
This is your opinion, it is not a fact.
i don't think this makes me wise, i'm not wealthy, i volunteer my own unpaid time to helping within this area of culture.
yes, i have read that story, but, you can't just dismiss something again that you don't like as "the emperors new clothes" as if remembering a fairy tale means you can override other peoples personal taste, i know what "unmade bed" is made of, i know how it was made, i just happen to actually like it. i'm not going to stop liking it, i'm not going to join in in this frankly disturbing celebration of the damaging of another piece of irreplaceable (the artists in question is deceased remember) work.

i really can't think of another area of culture where the destruction of works is seen as a good thing, you don't celebrate the banning of books you don't like, the loss of films you didn't enjoy, the breaking of records you happen to consider noise, and however much you might not like a work, the damaging of a piece of art you just happen to not like.

(as for the 99% of people agree, a majority should not have the power to decide the ultimate value of something liked by a minority, and it seems from reading this thread that 100% of people havn't seen the work in question anyway)
Don't get me wrong; I disapprove of destroying peoples' creations. Art or not, this was someone's pride and joy. Yet unless there was some minute invisible detail, a work so simple can be repaired. Also, the very concept of destroying such art is questionable, as modern artistry places such a value on the edgy and the fluid. Heck, you could even say that the "destroyed" piece is now the cleaner's artwork. Such is the nature of modern "art" that you can randomly scribble a few lines on a piece of paper and call it artwork.

Modern art has too much of an obsession with work which isn't that insightful at all, which does not deserve the praise it gets. The unmade bed, heck mine is a masterpiece. I could have been a millionaire if I'd grasped the idea that it was "art" and wheeled it off to an art exhibit. Meanwhile, I've been to country art galleries with beautiful paintings which must have taken alot of dedication, yet these had generally modest prices compared to the exorbitant premium placed on rubbish heaps. The avantgarde-snobs brand it "kitsch". I brand them pretentious pseudo-intellectuals.
 

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THE IDIOTS! She just added some extra commentary to the art, and they're somehow trying to imply she was in the wrong? If it's trying to depict how problems start from something small, as I imagine it's trying to portray, the cleaning lady just pointed out that even problems that have grown can still be fixed! She added a whole new dimension.

Also, if he INSISTS that he wanted only the first condition, then he can repaint it. The exact brushstrokes didn't matter, the state and appearance is what mattered, and it can be replicated easy. Then again, don't. If your cleaning lady can tell that your waterstains are paint, you fail at making waterstains and should do something else.
 

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
So wait a minute, you call yourself a fan of modern art, but you can't appreciate the absurdity that a piece of it was just destroyed, not because somebody wanted to censor it, but because a cleaning lady mistook it for a stain?
what i don't like, isn't that a work was accidently damaged, but the horrible reaction to it which goes beyond "well, that's a bit absurd" to a full on attack on the value of the art, the artist, the owner, the people putting on the show, anyone who might enjoy it, and even the entire field of creativity this one piece is part of.

Owyn_Merrilin said:
Duchamp would be ashamed. Personally, I think the people who said the museum should re-brand it as a collaboration between two artists had the right idea. What that cleaning lady did actually, in a way, gave some meaning to the stupid thing.
collaboration has to have the blessing of both halves, the cleaning lady doesn't appear to have been making a point, just a very unfortunate mistake, and the artist is deceased so can not sign off on any alterations made. (it's also not for the gallery to "rebrand" anything, the work is on loan from a private collector)

the key thing here is intent, absurdism (which i'm not a fan of incidently* but hey, each to their own) was intended as such by the people made it, a work being damaged by accident doesn't become good, cause you can call it absurdist based on the fact that you don't like the work (which you've only seen in a picture).

*i like contemporary art, old masters, loads of stuff before and imbetween, but that doesn't mean i like all of it, or that the bits i don't like are of no value, the artists who make them pulling a con, or the people who like them wrong to feel that way. if the paint got washed off a picture i don't like it wouldn't be ok because it was an accident, or good because that made it blank and i like minimalism.
 

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She did the world a favour if you ask me, hire her in all the "art" museums.

P.S You think thats bad? Perhaps I should introduce you to this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/de/Piss_Christ_by_Serrano_Andres_%281987%29.jpg/220px-Piss_Christ_by_Serrano_Andres_%281987%29.jpg

Piss Christ...A little crusifix covered in urine. It's in an art museum as we speak.
 

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Owyn_Merrilin said:
Jaime_Wolf said:
Tank207 said:
BRB gluing a bunch of sticks together so I can get myself set for life.
Try it. See how much people are willing to pay.

The fact that you can't see the value in these things doesn't mean they don't have value to others. There are some breathtaking pieces of art composed entirely of found objects. The value of art is not, and should not be, solely a function of how difficult the piece is to produce. One of my favorite pieces of art is a one-line telegram that took, I would imagine, about ten minutes to create.

Sorry to interrupt everyone jumping on the modern art hatred bandwagon. Perhaps you should all take a moment to explain your feelings about airline food too.
There's a difference between a sculpture that is composed of found objects and one that simply is a curated found object -- as I've been pointing out throughout this thread, Duchamp's "Fountain" was very much a joke played on the establishment. Sometimes I wonder if he was surprised that they fully bought into it, and if he was disappointed in the fact that they kind of took his ideas and ran with them. Somehow I doubt he was surprised, but I really have no clue about the disappointment.

Anyway, getting back on topic, sculptures made out of found objects are really no different from any other sculpture; the only real difference is in the technique used to make it, since it's basically a 3D collage. There's this really cool sculpture of a lizard that I occasionally pass on the highway. It's pretty clearly made out of random junk from a scrapyard, but it's still freakin' cool -- what's not to love about a 15 foot long metal lizard?

Edit: A 15 foot long metal lizard standing on the roof of a warehouse, no less. I have no idea what the story is behind it, but if you live somewhere in the Tampa Bay area, you probably know what I'm talking about.
There's a difference between a sculpture that simply is a curated found object and a bad sculpture that simply is a curated found object.

I'm not saying that any old object is inherently a great work of art. What I'm saying is that it can be. "Fountain" is a great example - it mocked the notion that someone could present such a stupid work as art and, in doing so, became the presentation of a brilliant piece of art. If you think that "Fountain" represents nothing but an indictment of the art world, you don't understand it fully - it is an indictment, but it's also contradictory in the sense that the indictment itself makes it into a potentially profound, meaningful piece. If he was surprised that people embraced it as art, I imagine it was more surprise that people understood the inherent contradiction.