ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED.

[socialmenace42]

Slept straight through all three of my alarms and still woke up with enough time to get dressed and to work. 25G

 

[Mikeyfell]

So I have been doing this for a while. When ever I do something special I'll say "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED" then the name of the achievement I have made up, then give myself a gamerscore. For instance "ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED. EGGHEAD- receive 100% on a test. 35G". So readers of this post, I would like to challenge you to come up with some of these fake achievements. Good luck.

This story might make you smile then.

On one of the first days of my Calculus class we were going over derivatives. My teacher had the difference quotient formula on the board and asked "Does anyone know what this is?"
I stood up on my chair and said "THIS IS SPARTA!!"
Instead of kicking me out of class he wrote "Achievement Unlocked- Madness. 300 G" and carried on with the lesson.

 

[darthotaku]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Too much information!!

Explain to someone what either: Vore, Yuri, or Furry means
35G

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Ah, The Relief

Finish all of your IB Coursework.

 

[William MacKay]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Classroom Management

Keep a group of sixth graders on task for 30 mins without head asploding

they... they werent doing it. im sorry. they were talking, texting and (if you have a kid like one in my school) wanking.

 

[William MacKay]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Too much information!!

Explain to someone what either: Vore, Yuri, or Furry means
35G

can i get it for explaining Japanese Tentacle Porn?

 

[darthotaku]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Too much information!!

Explain to someone what either: Vore, Yuri, or Furry means
35G

can i get it for explaining Japanese Tentacle Porn?

That works as well.

 

[William MacKay]

lock your door and hold it shut with furniture to protect yourself from a loud sound that was really a pet.

 

[Backstabber]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Student Survival Skills (Basic)

Prove your ability to subsist on sugar, caffeine and two hours of sleep.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: No, Really!

Tell someone gullible is written on the ceiling, when it actually is.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Bottle Opener
Have fucking everyone ask you to open a bottle or can for them.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Student Survival Skills (Basic)

Prove your ability to subsist on sugar, caffeine and two hours of sleep.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: No, Really!

Tell someone gullible is written on the ceiling, when it actually is.

 

[Cheesus333]

Fail to stop a criminal who then goes on to murder a relative of yours

Teabag an unconscious individual

Have food stolen from your hand by a bird in flight

 

[Asuka Soryu]

This Is Stupid - Saw the real value of Achievements - 400g

Miracle - Managed to get an achievement, despite having no XBox 360. 30G

 

[William MacKay]

make a fruit smoothy and then sit on your ass doing no exercise.

use a laptop which overheats after half and hour for 2 hours.

 

[Javarock]

Play a game for over ten hours in one sitting

 

[Ace of Spades]

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: Comforting Comforter (Male)
Let your girlfriend use your coat