Achievement Unlocked

[WhoaItsBrett]

Achievement Unlocked: Did Something really impressive that you'll most likely never be able to do again.

I was playing basketball with a couple friends.
We were just shooting around, doing shots we had no hopes of making.
and My friend passed it to me (I was at the half court line.)
I decided to Kick it once it got to me, hoping it would go off far away to annoy my friend who would have to go get it.
instead, It went straight in the hoop. Swish.
It was a Great day, if only a Girl could have seen me do it.

 

[Quaxar]

Achievement Unlocked: talked to another person without wanting to punch him/her in the face for stupidity.
That should at least be worth something!

Or the one time I managed to train a bee... or something...
I said "come", it landed on my finger. I said "go", it flew away. I think I'm a bee-charmer.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Achievement Unlocked: You have a real life!

 

[MintyNinja]

Achievement Unlocked: Made it through the work week without attacking anyone!

(Your waiter isn't happy to see you; just your wallet)

 

[8-Bit Grin]

Achievement Unlocked: Lost Your Virginity

You may now hunt buffalo with your tribe.


-F

 

[Private Custard]

Seeing something epic/beautiful, and actually manage to capture it with a camera.

I've unlocked a hell of a lot of achievements over the last few years then!

Spoiler

The epic is in the background ^

 

[Drakmeire]

during high school I once wanted to date this one girl pretty bad so I agreed to help her sneek out of school during lunch. I snuck out of the school and put a pen into the door so it wouldn't lock and I could go back,dodged the parking lot security guard, and then drove her about 18 miles down the highway and 2 on back roads to her friend's house (all I got was a freaken kiss on the cheek) and then went back the same way and was only 4 minutes late for my class. so I drove about 40 miles within 28 minutes and snuck in and out of school undetected and talked my way out of a tardy since I was one of teacher's favorites. and all I got was a peck on the cheek!
Achievement Unlocked:
totally not worth it!...
but a good story

 

[brucelee13245]

managing to hang out with the ex without making the current gf angry, i even told her too!

 

[Kirkby]

Achievement unlocked: Make it through first year of university 100 G "Now give your Liver a break"

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

You were there for a 'You had to be there' moment.

[sub]Bleep-Bloop![/sub]

 

[SirDerick]

There's this guy I know online called Calvin Chan.
I searched his name of Facebook and found 500 results, added the place he lived and brought it down to 27.
So I sent a friend request to each of them, asking them if they owned this steam account name.

It went something like: Hi, are you A Retarded Wall Nut?

Achievement unlocked, question 27 Asians on their retarded wall nuttiness.

 

[Captain Pancake]

Achievement Unlocked: Did Something really impressive that you'll most likely never be able to do again.

I was playing basketball with a couple friends.
We were just shooting around, doing shots we had no hopes of making.
and My friend passed it to me (I was at the half court line.)
I decided to Kick it once it got to me, hoping it would go off far away to annoy my friend who would have to go get it.
instead, It went straight in the hoop. Swish.
It was a Great day, if only a Girl could have seen me do it.

They're never there to see me play basketball either, when I'm in my most flattering light...

Achievement Unlocked - Nice job, Assbrain.

Argued with somebody over facebook.

 

[BabySinclair]

Achievement Unlocked: Attempted Ninja Suicide (Archery)
Details: shoot an arrow down range and catch it without moving

Achievement Unlocked: Show Off (Archery)
Details: Fire two arrows at the same time and score 16+ points at 10 meters

 

[Limzz]

Every time you get laid you should get an achievement.

 

[Davvda]

My "friend" accidently hit me in the face with a pingpong paddle and it resulted in me biting off a part of my tongue and biting a hole through my lip. Was bleeding straight for 5 hours...

It's not the thing itself that deserved an achievement. What deserved an achievement was that I was making drumbeats with my mouth while bleeding like hell in the bathroom. The nurse pretty much declared me mentally insane that day.

It was awesome.

 

[A BigCup of Tea]

You were there for a 'You had to be there' moment.

[sub]Bleep-Bloop![/sub]

Loving the RvB quote!!!

 

[eels05]

Hey peoples.

Last week I drove a train from Central Station to Parramatta Station in 15 minutes.
(For those of you who dont live in Sydney or catch trains in Sydney, that's pretty damn good.) And I was wondering, what are some other things that you guys and girls have done that were pretty damn good?
You know, stuff that you think there should be an achievement for.

I rode the Sydney train network every day for years.All the delays,all the white knuckelled "am I about to get mugged" moments,all the face in armpits rush-hour maddness.That should be an acheivement as well.

 

[Tharwen]

Achievement Unlocked: Creative.
Learn to use an image manipulation program.

[sub]Look at the avatar! Look at it![/sub]

 

[SnipErlite]

Um... Achievement Unlocked:Spent 3 months on a plan that backfired and haunts him even a year afterwards

Achievement unlocked: Went 7 days without eating.

Did you actually do that? I thought one was supposed to die after 1 week!

I thought it was one month... 3 days without water.

3 minutes without air, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food.

Something like that I think.

Achievement Unlocked - win any drinking game and still be able to stand

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Um... Achievement Unlocked:Spent 3 months on a plan that backfired and haunts him even a year afterwards

Achievement unlocked: Went 7 days without eating.

Did you actually do that? I thought one was supposed to die after 1 week!

Really since I've heard that one could last 3 weeks without food. My personal achievement I'm guessing would be:

Achievement Unlocked: Okay...Now Do That Again.

Playing football on a basketball court with mini goals under each hoop. I do one of those standing still over head kicks that goes straight up. In the hoop it goes...then into the goal. Me and my friends had a huge laugh.

Achievement Unlocked: Rocket From The Sky

Same kind of kick except this time it went really, really high. Nearly straight into the sky. Came down out of the sky straight into a minute space between the head of the goalie and the cross-bar (handball goal).