Achievement Unlocked

[The Anhk24]

Achievement unlocked: you troll!
get into an argument on some random topic on youtube
Achievement unlocked: Girlfriend
get a girl
Achievement: sucks to be somebody
Get hit in the balls with a object the weight/or heavier of a baseball

 

[Caligulove]

Achievement Unlocked: "So you wish to make an Apple Pie?"

*Invent the universe - 5G

 

[Rath709]

 

[Deadlock Radium]

What? It's the first time I've got a really nice KD, and that without dying.

And also:

 

[Malyc]

Um... Achievement Unlocked:Spent 3 months on a plan that backfired and haunts him even a year afterwards

Achievement unlocked: Went 7 days without eating.

Did you actually do that? I thought one was supposed to die after 1 week!

I thought it was one month... 3 days without water.

3 minutes without air, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food.

Something like that I think.

Achievement Unlocked - win any drinking game and still be able to stand

Being able to stand isnt the problem... its finding the bathroom after your done =)

 

[Hoppetussa]

Achievement unlocked - 20 G

Have a 13 hour Star Wars marathon.

 

[klakkat]

Um... Achievement Unlocked:Spent 3 months on a plan that backfired and haunts him even a year afterwards

Achievement unlocked: Went 7 days without eating.

Did you actually do that? I thought one was supposed to die after 1 week!

I thought it was one month... 3 days without water.

Both depend heavily on your activity levels, how hot/cold it is, and your body fat content. The water one can't be stretched out very far, but a very fat person can live for a very long time without food (more than a month). A person with almost no body fat can't survive for more than a week or two without eating (and will lose a lot of muscle mass if they try to go that long). Exercising a lot drops both limits sharply.

 

[NotAPie]

Achievement Unlocked: Got surgery.

 

[SnipErlite]

Achievement Unlocked - win any drinking game and still be able to stand

Being able to stand isnt the problem... its finding the bathroom after your done =)

Be able to stand and find the bathroom on your first attempt*

 

[hey_iknowyou]

There's this guy I know online called Calvin Chan.
I searched his name of Facebook and found 500 results, added the place he lived and brought it down to 27.
So I sent a friend request to each of them, asking them if they owned this steam account name.

It went something like: Hi, are you A Retarded Wall Nut?

Achievement unlocked, question 27 Asians on their retarded wall nuttiness.

Did you find the guy you were looking for or not?!

 

[Malyc]

Achievement Unlocked - win any drinking game and still be able to stand

Being able to stand isnt the problem... its finding the bathroom after your done =)

Be able to stand and find the bathroom on your first attempt*

LOL, U get a cookie for that one, good job.

 

[SnipErlite]

LOL, U get a cookie for that one, good job.

Spoiler: Yum

 

[The Cheezy One]

Achievement Unlocked: Sharpshooting Air head Bastard
Details: You have mastered the art of Sharpshooting with an air rifle

Something like this. I manage to almost always shoot anything i'm aiming for with an air rifle at......a certain distance.

i once literally shot a tne can in half with about 20 shots from an air rifle at about 100 yards
considering id never fired anything like a fire arm before, i felt impressed

also, i spent about 24 hours straight gaming

100 yds, with an air rifle? I dont think thats possible. Its hard with a .22, and those things have pretty good velocity.

sorry im not that good at estimating, it may be closer to 50 yrds with 30 shots

 

[Malyc]

Achievement Unlocked: Sharpshooting Air head Bastard
Details: You have mastered the art of Sharpshooting with an air rifle

Something like this. I manage to almost always shoot anything i'm aiming for with an air rifle at......a certain distance.

i once literally shot a tne can in half with about 20 shots from an air rifle at about 100 yards
considering id never fired anything like a fire arm before, i felt impressed

also, i spent about 24 hours straight gaming

100 yds, with an air rifle? I dont think thats possible. Its hard with a .22, and those things have pretty good velocity.

sorry im not that good at estimating, it may be closer to 50 yrds with 30 shots

Aright, i'll go with it. Havnt used any of the newer ones, so idk what they're capable of.

 

[WittyName]

Achievement Unlocked: I'll tell you something...

Point at someone with a pipe while uttering those words.

 

[Free Thinker]

Achievement Unlocked: No Breeze?
"You actually wore pants today!"

 

[OmegaXzors]

This reminds me of a moment in town. In my area in general (don't fucking call me racist) there's a shortage of African-Americans. You hardly see darker skinned people anywhere. Most of the community is Caucasian. Anyway, a nerd friend of mine was walking around in Wal-mart with me when we saw a white woman and black guy basically broadcasting that they're a couple.

My friend turns to me and says, "There should be real life achievements. She would get one for dating one of the only few black guys in town." It was hilarious.

 

[KimberlyGoreHound]

Achievement Unlocked: Insaniac - Spent 60 straight hours gaming
Achievement Unlocked: Fucktard - Spent 60 straight hours playing WoW
Achievement Unlocked: Is it Poisoned? - Refused any food or drink for 2 days
Achievement Unlocked: Carrie Reborn - Sustained a massive scalp wound, and ended up looking like Carrie.
Achievement Unlocked: I'm...Uh...Saving Myself? - Still a virgin at 18
Achievement Unlocked: These Are My Friends - Owns over 450 DVDs.

 

[CoverYourHead]

Achievement Unlocked!
Poet
Wrote a damn good poem

Or so I was told.

All in iambic pentameter...

 

[hopeneverdies]

Well I know I will be able to get one Friday, it's the AP US History exam. For those outside of the US, it's a 4 hour college test for high schoolers to get credit for that class. Passing it is worth a ton of RL Gamerscore. And then I'll top that next year, with 3[/]. That takes serious endurance