Add some ponies in a game!

[chowderface]

I'd put Pinkie Pie in Jazz Jackrabbit 2. It's already got a Sugar Rush mechanic, so it's not like the gameplay would be significantly altered.

To clarify, i hate ponys.

I hate the fandom.
I hate the show.
I hate the people who make the fandoms based on the show.
And i would hate any video game in which they are included.

You realize that it is this exact attitude (and I speak devoid of hyperbole here) that's turning bronies into the next Trekkies, right? This burning derision born of overexposure and contrariness, this idea that fans of the show have voluntarily chosen to become some sort of subhuman, this is exactly the same thing that happened when Star Trek was a new thing, and look how that turned out.

One day, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will be an institution, and it will be all your fault.

 

[BoTTeNBReKeR]

I'd put Pinkie Pie in Jazz Jackrabbit 2. It's already got a Sugar Rush mechanic, so it's not like the gameplay would be significantly altered.

To clarify, i hate ponys.

I hate the fandom.
I hate the show.
I hate the people who make the fandoms based on the show.
And i would hate any video game in which they are included.

You realize that it is this exact attitude (and I speak devoid of hyperbole here) that's turning bronies into the next Trekkies, right? This burning derision born of overexposure and contrariness, this idea that fans of the show have voluntarily chosen to become some sort of subhuman, this is exactly the same thing that happened when Star Trek was a new thing, and look how that turned out.

One day, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic will be an institution, and it will be all your fault.

Perhaps they should stop waving their giant pony dicks in our face all the time, telling us how cool it is. We don't give a shit. It's cool you like it but stop trying to ram it down our throat all the time.

 

[DarkRyter]

Perhaps they should stop waving their giant pony dicks in our face all the time, telling us how cool it is. We don't give a shit. It's cool you like it but stop trying to ram it down our throat all the time.

I still have yet to see anybody actually do that.

There's alot of exposure and discussion, but none of it any more obnoxious than any other particular fandom.

 

[sage42]

I don't want to.
Besides, Persona 3 already has Orobas.

**Blinks**

Why not? Rainbow Dash as a Persona - that sounds fucking awesome!

Let's see...

Twilight Sparkle would be the Magician arcana.
Rainbow Dash - probably Chariot arcana
Rarity - Lovers arcana

So, yeah - Pony Personas would be very awesome.

I agree, with Twi and RD, but rarity would go to the Empress Arcana
Pinkie-Lovers
Fluttershy-Priestess
Spike-Emperor
Derpy-The Fool
Dr. Whooves-Hanged Man.

And those are just off the top of me head.

 

[chowderface]

Perhaps they should stop waving their giant pony dicks in our face all the time, telling us how cool it is. We don't give a shit. It's cool you like it but stop trying to ram it down our throat all the time.

I'm not ramming anything, son. I keep it to myself except in the presence of other bronies.

And to reiterate a point made elsewhere in the thread, most of the pony threads here on the Escapist are "What's the deal with My Little Pony? I don't get it." So, you know, take the plank from your own eye, and all that.

 

[hittite]

Perhaps they should stop waving their giant pony dicks in our face all the time, telling us how cool it is. We don't give a shit. It's cool you like it but stop trying to ram it down our throat all the time.

I can only assume, then, that you came to and posted on a thread that is clearly marked as being about ponies either because some crazed pony fan is standing behind you with a gun, or because of some sado-masochistic urge to expose yourself further to a subject you clearly despise.

 

[Jimmybobjr]

I'd add Fluttershy to Skyrim,

I would cancel my Pre-Order.

No, wait, scratch that, i would buy the game and then Burn it.

I'd add Fluttershy to Skyrim, because she'd be a great partner to battle dragons with

I couldn't think of it myself, but I do believe that'd be a reason for me to actually not buy Skyrim.

You have, on this day, restored some of my faith in the species good sir and/or madame. I thank you kindly and were I in person would offer you a coke.

This. Exactly this.

Edit:
To clarify, i hate ponies.

I hate the fandom.
I hate the show.
I hate the people who make the fandoms based on the show.
And i would hate any video game in which they are included.


To be honest, im starting to think that there is some sort of Hypnosis involved with the show, and not only is the bloody fanbase growing, but every single fan seems to need to promote the entire series.

I mean looking at the above Posts, most either include a gif, picture or Video detailing how "great" the show is.

I cant say i have ever seen that before on the internet, let alone in the numbers there is.

Ever Single place i go i see a thread or image devoted to "how awesome" the show is. Most video games have a mod, or re-skin of some description already.

so you are saying you literally hate it because its popular. wow, heh, most people don't admit to being that superficial or petty.

also, lol @ "videos detailing how great the show is". i can say you didn't watch them, as it was just one video of an amusing scene, and 2 gif's. i would ask you to try harder to troll, but i have this sinking feeling that you are dead serious, which is even more funny.

also, i fixed your errors. you do realize that you can just right click on the red words and it fixes it for you? its not that hard.

Response to the First Paragraph;

Yes. I literally hate the show because its popular. that is literally the entire reason i hate the show. The show has no right to be popular- simply because of the fact that its a show about baby horses (Or whatever they are, since a pony is not a baby horse apparently- go figure) talking about friendship. The show has no right to creating a fandom on the internet that demands pony related things to be placed in Games like Skyrim. I hate the show, i hate the community and i hate the fandom that surrounds them both- Because The show has become popular. To reiterate- I would be fine with the show if the demographic that it was aimed at - namely, prepubescent girls - were the only ones who watched it.

Response to Paragraph Two;

I presume you didn't mean "watch" but "see", which would make more sense. And no, i didn't stay and watch the video or gifs, because i don't want to. That simple. And considering that, other than the OP (1 post) And the two posts i This'd, that leaves 6 posts that were in the thread at the time. Three of those posts had said images, gifs or Movies in the content. So yes, i would say that the relevant posts are indeed, full of pony. And ahh, internet. I love it when i have a differing opinion its immediately me trolling people. Because having a different opinion instantly means im a troll.

Response to Paragraph 3;

Not only are we a pony, but a grammar Nazi too? To be honest, i dont care about my grammar or spelling, and considering that i might be doing other, more pressing things at the time, i dont want to go back and read my entire post for a few simple spelling mistakes. Red lines? I dont care.

Plus, my post, and this one too, are likely full of spelling mistakes simply due to me having a new keyboard im not used to yet.

 

[Jimmybobjr]

Well it hurt my feelings, for one thing.

Awww. Don't worry about the haters, man. You'll always have us.
(Snip Picture)
And ponies.

Thank you ... the people here sure are mean ... But atleast I still have you guys!

And this is what i meant before, in my first post.

"Awww. Don't worry about the haters, man. You'll always have us"

"Thank you ... the people here sure are mean ... But atleast I still have you guys!"

It is exactly like the show has brainwashed people, or something.

That, or the entire concept of the pony-show is that its a massive in-joke, and that after the first few minutes of the first episode the video cuts out and says "OKAY GUYS, HERE'S THE POINT; LETS MAKE A FAKE SHOW ABOUT PONY'S, AND USE IT TO TROLL PEOPLE ALL OVER THE INTERNET- BUT THE CATCH IS, ONLY PEOPLE WHO HAVE WATCHED THE SERIES KNOW THE JOKE!!" (/allcaps)

But i dare not watch the show because if that isn't true, the brainwashing might affect me.

Edit:

The post directly below mine is also a example of what i mean- its either a massive joke, and ive fallen for it completely (Which would suck) or its brainwashing people (Which would suck)

EDIT 2:

Funny story!

After posting this i immediatly went to the Bay12 Forums (This is the Dwarf Fortress forum for those who dont know) and opened up a random thread- "Discoverys Made in Arena Mode".

A few posts down, i saw

"The cast of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic will happily brutally murder the other with their bare hooves if Celestia says they have to."

You see, Ponys have infiltrated everything. To clarify how out of place this pony related post is, the above post states - and i quote directly;

"Vomit appears to sever a dwarf's d**k quite well."

This is the kind of thing that i find all over the internet- out of place pony posts.

 

[Crazy]

I'd add myself into every game so everyone can feel my love. And it seems some people need some love, and I'll be happy to oblige.

 

[Jason Fayers]

I'm getting empathetic butthurt from this thread.

I think Twilight and Spike would be good in a Discworld-esque game.

 

[Aidinthel]

I'd add myself into every game so everyone can feel my love. And it seems some people need some love, and I'll be happy to oblige.

0_0 Ok, you are seriously creepy.

*snip*

Don't feed the parasprites. Especially not that guy. I recognize him, and you're not going to get anywhere.

 

[Ninjasander]

Snip

While we're complaining about spelling, could you please start capitalizing your words at the start of each sentence. And the contracted form for "it is" is "it's", "its" is a possessive pronoun.

And remember: It's not what you say, but how you say it!

 

[Crazy]

I'd add myself into every game so everyone can feel my love. And it seems some people need some love, and I'll be happy to oblige.

0_0 Ok, you are seriously creepy.

Nah, I'm just stating the facts.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

-snip-

You're right! A show about aimed at little children is secretly brainwashing adults to be kinder and more tolerate towards other people ... SORCERY! BURN THE PONIES AND IT'S FOLLOWERS!!!

Seriously, do you listen to yourself?

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Perhaps they should stop waving their giant pony dicks in our face all the time, telling us how cool it is. We don't give a shit. It's cool you like it but stop trying to ram it down our throat all the time.

Who the hell invited you? This was supposed to be a fan only thread! If you don't give a shit, why'd you even bother making this comment?

 

[Aidinthel]

*snip*

Yeah you really just want to ignore him. Replying just means you're contributing to the derailing of your own thread.

I don't keep a running tab on all the notorious trolls, but thanks for the heads up.

I don't know how notorious he is, but I've seen him around. I'm pretty well convinced that he isn't intentionally trolling; he just really hates us.

And I just realized I've allowed a pony-related thread to go a couple pages without another user group link!
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/MLP-Friendship-is-Magic
(Note that turning off chat notifications would be a good idea.)

 

[Coldflame727]

All of them to everything. Although, if I had to pick only one genre, it would be a replacement of any life simulator with ponies. If I had to pick one game, it would be a tie between the Sims, and Harvest Moon.