Bombur grabbed two pieces of bread, if the opportunity ever arose, a sandwich would be made, he sat beside his fellow dwarf and across from Paldo who he began to talk to,
"Now let me tell you something boy, one of the most important parts of a sandwich is the bread, the crust should be firm, yet not stale and perhaps a few nuts as well!" Bombur looked around the table and realized he would have to make his own special sauce, he grabbed some horseradish and some mustard and spread them with a knife, "Any sandwich worth eating needs a sauce of some sort, doesn't matter what it is but it needs something. Now, you need some veggies of course, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, any one will do. And now, the cherry on top of the cream, the snow on top of the mountain, the MEAT!" saying that word he held up a juicy turkey leg and began carefully ripping the meat away, being careful to leave the skin on and select only the juiciest of meat, he placed the other piece of bread on top and handed it to Paldo, "Now take a bite of that and tell me I don't know how to make a sandwich!"
He heartily laughed and took a bite of the turkey leg.
"Now let me tell you something boy, one of the most important parts of a sandwich is the bread, the crust should be firm, yet not stale and perhaps a few nuts as well!" Bombur looked around the table and realized he would have to make his own special sauce, he grabbed some horseradish and some mustard and spread them with a knife, "Any sandwich worth eating needs a sauce of some sort, doesn't matter what it is but it needs something. Now, you need some veggies of course, lettuce, tomatoes, cucumbers, any one will do. And now, the cherry on top of the cream, the snow on top of the mountain, the MEAT!" saying that word he held up a juicy turkey leg and began carefully ripping the meat away, being careful to leave the skin on and select only the juiciest of meat, he placed the other piece of bread on top and handed it to Paldo, "Now take a bite of that and tell me I don't know how to make a sandwich!"
He heartily laughed and took a bite of the turkey leg.