Again, what's in the basement?

[Brandon237]

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there.

THIS.
The Scary Thread...
We do not speak of it.

I usually say 'You don't want to know' with a sense of exaggeration, but there be no trace of truth-bending when I say that you do not want to see The Scary Thread.

I read a few pages once, a good half year ago.
Still haven't slept, nightmares will eat me.

I read just two pages, I did not sleep that night AT ALL. Lights stayed on, all night, the closest I got to sleep was a daze, I kept my cupboard closed tightly for almost a week unless it was in broad daylight.

Bloody thread

 

[Macgyvercas]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

*Grabs you before you can make it down the steps*

FOOL! Don't do it! At least not until I get catgirls!

You cannot stop me! It is my duty to die first! Look, I'm even wearing a red shirt!

Red shirt? Well, then by all means. But give me catgirls first, damnit!

If I make it out of this, I'll give you all the catgirls I can find!

But with this red shirt on, what are the chances that I'll get out alive?

Damnit man, you know the rules. Catgirls first, then stupid shit!

*dyes shirt blue*

There. Now I fully expect catgirls out of this.

 

[dmase]

The remnants of last year's Zynga invasion and threads that still smolder waiting to get revived by a newly joined necromancer.

And yes the stairs are gone... and an escalator has been put up instead.

 

[MartianWarMachine]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

*Grabs you before you can make it down the steps*

FOOL! Don't do it! At least not until I get catgirls!

You cannot stop me! It is my duty to die first! Look, I'm even wearing a red shirt!

Red shirt? Well, then by all means. But give me catgirls first, damnit!

If I make it out of this, I'll give you all the catgirls I can find!

But with this red shirt on, what are the chances that I'll get out alive?

Damnit man, you know the rules. Catgirls first, then stupid shit!

*dyes shirt blue*

There. Now I fully expect catgirls out of this.

...You just took away my red shirt.

YOU INTERFERE WITH THE THREADS OF FATE!

...The bright-red threads of fate!

 

[Macgyvercas]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

*Grabs you before you can make it down the steps*

FOOL! Don't do it! At least not until I get catgirls!

You cannot stop me! It is my duty to die first! Look, I'm even wearing a red shirt!

Red shirt? Well, then by all means. But give me catgirls first, damnit!

If I make it out of this, I'll give you all the catgirls I can find!

But with this red shirt on, what are the chances that I'll get out alive?

Damnit man, you know the rules. Catgirls first, then stupid shit!

*dyes shirt blue*

There. Now I fully expect catgirls out of this.

...You just took away my red shirt.

YOU INTERFERE WITH THE THREADS OF FATE!

...The bright-red threads of fate!

SCREW THE RULES! I have money!

 

[cryogeist]

The escapist basement? what is that?

 

[MartianWarMachine]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

*Grabs you before you can make it down the steps*

FOOL! Don't do it! At least not until I get catgirls!

You cannot stop me! It is my duty to die first! Look, I'm even wearing a red shirt!

Red shirt? Well, then by all means. But give me catgirls first, damnit!

If I make it out of this, I'll give you all the catgirls I can find!

But with this red shirt on, what are the chances that I'll get out alive?

Damnit man, you know the rules. Catgirls first, then stupid shit!

*dyes shirt blue*

There. Now I fully expect catgirls out of this.

...You just took away my red shirt.

YOU INTERFERE WITH THE THREADS OF FATE!

...The bright-red threads of fate!

SCREW THE RULES! I have money!

Screw the money, I have rules!

The escapist basement? what is that?

*Grabs and drags down to the basement to combat the legions of unspeakable horrors that dwel within*

 

[cryogeist]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

*Grabs you before you can make it down the steps*

FOOL! Don't do it! At least not until I get catgirls!

You cannot stop me! It is my duty to die first! Look, I'm even wearing a red shirt!

Red shirt? Well, then by all means. But give me catgirls first, damnit!

If I make it out of this, I'll give you all the catgirls I can find!

But with this red shirt on, what are the chances that I'll get out alive?

Damnit man, you know the rules. Catgirls first, then stupid shit!

*dyes shirt blue*

There. Now I fully expect catgirls out of this.

...You just took away my red shirt.

YOU INTERFERE WITH THE THREADS OF FATE!

...The bright-red threads of fate!

SCREW THE RULES! I have money!

Screw the money, I have rules!

The escapist basement? what is that?

*Grabs and drags down to the basement to combat the legions of unspeakable horrors that dwel within*

i still dont know what "The basement" is

 

[C95J]

Horrible, horrible things are down there.

Some say that once you go down, you never return.

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

The cake is in the basement. Go on and see for yourself.

 

[Macgyvercas]

The stairs to the basement were broken a while back. The Escapist built the R&P forum halfway down. That was a mistake, as the trolls we toss down there keep trying to burrow out, and always appear first in the R&P section.

Also, "The Scary Thread" is down there. The trolls are afraid of it, and thus hide on the other side of the basement. This is why you don't hear them chittering, and it's also why they are trying to escape.

<img width=800>http://www.myspacesarcasm.com/myspace-motivational-comments/10/pics_motivational-the-basement.jpg

In this photo, you can see the stairs are missing (this is right outside the R&P forum). You can also see the embodiment of "The Scary Thread" and a particularly brave troll.

*Charges into the basement with no regard for survival*

*Grabs you before you can make it down the steps*

FOOL! Don't do it! At least not until I get catgirls!

You cannot stop me! It is my duty to die first! Look, I'm even wearing a red shirt!

Red shirt? Well, then by all means. But give me catgirls first, damnit!

If I make it out of this, I'll give you all the catgirls I can find!

But with this red shirt on, what are the chances that I'll get out alive?

Damnit man, you know the rules. Catgirls first, then stupid shit!

*dyes shirt blue*

There. Now I fully expect catgirls out of this.

...You just took away my red shirt.

YOU INTERFERE WITH THE THREADS OF FATE!

...The bright-red threads of fate!

SCREW THE RULES! I have money!

Screw the money, I have rules!

The escapist basement? what is that?

*Grabs and drags down to the basement to combat the legions of unspeakable horrors that dwel within*

You get back here and bring me my catgirls! Don't you dare die down there!

 

[Shoggoth2588]

A dozen or so unfortunate girls from age 'barely legal' to 20-something all bound, gagged, moaning and, writhing in a futile attempt to escape

Oh, BAD things! Sorry: Probably Giant Rats. I require the aid of anybody between level 1 - 5 to help me clear them out. There's a nice sword in it for you if you can do that for me. I promise, my house wasn't built directly over a door-way to hell. Nope; just giant rats.

 

[theheroofaction]

In the basement there is something so insane, so Eldritch so infinitely wrong, that just the sight a person who saw it drives people to madness.

 

[theonlyblaze2]

THIS.
The Scary Thread...
We do not speak of it.

I usually say 'You don't want to know' with a sense of exaggeration, but there be no trace of truth-bending when I say that you do not want to see The Scary Thread.

I read a few pages once, a good half year ago.
Still haven't slept, nightmares will eat me.

I suddenly have the urge to revive it. Hmmmm....

We must! We cannot let it die!

 

[darthotaku]

The escapist threw all the trolls into the scary thread in an attempt to breed grues.
it worked

 

[darthotaku]

A map of the entire universe, and on a tiny dot, on a tiny dot, on a tiny dot, on an atom of it, there is an arrow pointing to it which simply says, "you are here".

Cookie for anyone cool enough to guess that reference...

restaurant at the end of the universe, refering to the total perspective vortex.

 

[theheroofaction]

Last page I hinted at a sight of Ultimate madness, now I shall tell you.
In there is a single object, Don't look at it, if you see it, your mind will begin to tear, You will feel an incredible urge to touch it, and despite resisting you will find yourself shuffling towards it. Only the strongest of minds can resist it, Those who cannot resist creep forward and touch it's crystalline surface And then, madness, they see everything that could happen, Infinite futures all splitting out in front of them, They take their hands off the surface of the object, and find that what they've seen, Stretches of time no man could even imagine before, that they were there for mere minutes, but the visions don't stop, and none but the strongest of mind can return to the way things were. Oh how in their eons of agony they've had nothing but a desire to see nothing but what really is.

So yeah, don't go in the basement.

 

[SamuelT]

The Offspring of Cthulhu and Slenderman.
Just thinking about how it came into being gives me the willies.

And now I am reminded of the horrible fanfic I read of Slenderman x Cthulhu. THAT is what in the freaking basement.

 

[Blind Sight]

We all know what's really down there:

Spoiler

You've been warned.

 

[Scorched_Cascade]

I would like to point out that CandleJack isn't r