Oh shit it just hit me. Everyone who has ever killed anyone ever... on a regular basis....breathed oxygen...it makes you crazy, the free radicals can fly into your brain and hit the homicide switch (standard issue in all us americans). We're all infected, the only sure way to save ourselves is to murder everyone else, the truth is out there!keillord said:Just because he played games does not mean that it is why he killed them (unless they screwed up one of his games). I mean what if he loved to eat chocolate, does that mean chocolate causes people to kill others?
That's what I've been saying! With an example about smoking and lung capacity instead of the storks but the point still stands. I got told about the stork thing too, thoughappleblush said:We in psychology learn this little thing called correlation. And first of all, causation is not correlation. And second of all, researcher bias can push people to find a correlation where there is none. You could research every year trying to prove storks bring babies and many years there will be an increase in storks where there is an increase in babies - it does not mean that what you're trying to prove is true.
Oh my god you're right!!! They also breathed air... There must be chemicals that make us violent. Of course. And only some are susceptible. All intentional murderers walk/ed. We must force children to never progress beyond a crawl! I'm sure, together, we can reduce crime. I would add substance to this post, but it would probably only be a despairing wail. You know that weird painting of the disproportionate head screaming? Yeah.Journeythroughhell said:Obvious connection, isn't there?
I'm quite sure that she drank water. In fact, every murderer in the world drank water. Obvious connection, isn't there?
i believe as she was arrested she yelled 'Natural 20s bitches!'The DSM said:Wow they must have be good killing 3 members of staff requires rolling an 18+ on a D20.
What about this guy?brunothepig said:Oh my god you're right!!! They also breathed air... There must be chemicals that make us violent. Of course. And only some are susceptible. All intentional murderers walk/ed. We must force children to never progress beyond a crawl! I'm sure, together, we can reduce crime. I would add substance to this post, but it would probably only be a despairing wail. You know that weird painting of the disproportionate head screaming? Yeah.
Funniest thing I've read all day, very random but extremely funny.The Shade said:Well, I wanted to drink the water, but that would have made me a murderer - so I inhaled it through my nose instead.Journeythroughhell said:How did you happen to have water in your nose to begin with?The Shade said:Oddly enough, that made me spray water out my nose when I read it.Journeythroughhell said:I'm quite sure that she drank water. In fact, every murderer in the world drank water. Obvious connection, isn't there?
Obvious connection.
Agreed, D&D has taken more abuse than should be deemed legal. I remember watching the old News reports on how "D&D is corrupting your kids". They were a bunch of fear mongers and ignorant people who never played the game. This is true for anything in our society.Kushan101 said:Funniest thing I've read all day, very random but extremely funny.The Shade said:Well, I wanted to drink the water, but that would have made me a murderer - so I inhaled it through my nose instead.Journeythroughhell said:How did you happen to have water in your nose to begin with?The Shade said:Oddly enough, that made me spray water out my nose when I read it.Journeythroughhell said:I'm quite sure that she drank water. In fact, every murderer in the world drank water. Obvious connection, isn't there?
Obvious connection.
I can't believe D and D has got the amount of abuse it gets. Its a pen and paper role playing game, I'm not sure what else I have to say to defend it.
Strangest thing I read were people accusing it of encouraging demon worship and spirit summoning. Why's that a problem? people who try to summon these things will be very disappointed.
Its so rediculous I can't believe anyone takes this seriously.