Alien Crash

[zombiejoe]

Let's say your sleeping one night and wake up to the sound of a crash. You go outside to see a alien UFO smashed in the ground. You see that an alien is getting out of the UFO. What would you do as it comes out?

 

[quiet_samurai]

Sneeze on it... fuck I don't know, not really something you can prepare for and carry out perfectly.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

Release the hounds!

 

[Radeonx]

Beat it to death with a golf club. Damn aliens think they can invade America? I don't think so, commies.

 

[stonethered]

walk up to it, say hi and hope it's ray gun is jammed.

because the worst that can happen s becoming known as the first man killed by aliens and the best that can happen is becoming known as the man who made first contact
those are good odds in my book.

 

[Insanum]

Arm myself & shout at it asking it if it can understand me.

Any funny business & calamari is being sent to the government.

...In tiny boxes.

 

[TriggerUnhappy]

Approach carefully and try to show I'm not a threat, if he crash landed it seems unlikely he came to attack. I'd try to have a weapon hidden nearby just in case, but I'd try to be peaceful about things, if possible. And for all those that think that's idiotic and I should come out armed to the teeth, I'll just let Bill Hicks try and explain:
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[londelen]

I use its superpro genetic modification technology to turn myself into a tentacle monster.

 

[lwm3398]

"Gimme a Guide"
"A what?"
"...A Guide. To the Galaxy. For Hitchhikers."
"What?"
"Goddamn. Million species in the universe, and the one without a Guide comes here."
"Are you insane?"
"Ya know what? Here's some advice. Go to the President and point a gun at his head, just don't pull the trigger."
"Why?"
"It's a sign you love the US."
"Thanks! I'm an ambassador!"

 

[Logic 0]

I'd do to them what they do to our rednecks, preform experiments on them.

 

[j0z]

I will attempt to establish friendly contact, if they crashed, then they aren't invading, or if they are, that's a pretty bad way to start out (even if the martians did it in War of the Worlds).
But I would have a gun ready if they are hostile.

 

[Bungalow]

Well, being the cynic and all i'd probably expect jeremy beadle to pop out at some point:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnxMd5e-lM0

 

[Sonicron]

"Gimme a Guide"
"A what?"
"...A Guide. To the Galaxy. For Hitchhikers."
"What?"
"Goddamn. Million species in the universe, and the one without a Guide comes here."
"Are you insane?"
"Ya know what? Here's some advice. Go to the President and point a gun at his head, just don't pull the trigger."
"Why?"
"It's a sign you love the US."
"Thanks! I'm an ambassador!"

I can already see you snickering in amusement at probably having caused an interstellar war with the possible outcome of the extinction of the human race.

 

[lwm3398]

I can already see you snickering in amusement at probably having caused an interstellar war with the possible outcome of the extinction of the human race.

No, it's more of a bellowing evil chortle.

And the damn alien had it coming. Didn't have a Guide... feh.

 

[madman485]

approach it with friendly intentions, but keep a 9mm tucked in the back of my pants just in case

 

[Ninja_X]

Questions,

1 is it a girl alien?

2 is she hot?

 

[stonethered]

No, it's more of a bellowing evil chortle.

And the damn alien had it coming. Didn't have a Guide... feh.

shame if he had he'd have known we were only mostly harmless and taken some caution.

 

[S-Unleashed]

Help it out? Make peace not doom.

 

[Pifflestick]

Slip into some formal attire and welcome it to Earth. Then I would tell it that it should probably either run like hell or go to the press.

 

[Bob Saget]

"Hey. The bathroom's that way."