Alien Crash

[Pegghead]

If it's overly nice but annoying, convince it to live in my freezer, after about a month I'll just take the damn thing out and sell it to some wacko government agency for big money. And after that's taken care of, I'll repair it's ship as best I can, then do me some intergalactic burnouts (After renaming it Red Dwarf if it's big, I suppose Greenbug if it's small). If it threatens me at all and it seems like an inferior, weak species, time to get 'ma shovel! Though if it looked like a cool species I could learn alot from, I suppose I'd befriend it.

 

[Kollega]

Well,i'd probably try to make first contact,since i don't have any weapons and i'd like to explore the galaxy. Think about it: he crash-landed. If he is an explorer or an ambassador,he needs help. And if he is a conqueror,then he is clearly incompetent enough to pity him.

 

[Wilbot666]

I'd invite it in for a cup of coffee and do my best to keep it away from my games shelf in case it saw one of the many examples of us slaughtering extra-terrestrials in the name of entertainment.

*What's this?
**Oh that's just my copy of Resistance 2.
*You Bastard!!

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

And for all those that think that's idiotic and I should come out armed to the teeth, I'll just let Bill Hicks try and explain:
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Thanks, mate. Saved me the effort of bringing up the very same clip. : )

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

I'm getting tired of these "What if" threads.

 

[Lolcano]

Walk out the front, scratch my nuts with right hand and head with left hand and walk back inside like nothing ever happened.

 

[Hitman 43]

Grab a sniper rifle, see what it wants.

 

[RobCoxxy]

Will Smith style punch to the face, followed by "welcome to earth"...oh yea, im cool like that.

Seriously, how DO you do that? (Hijack first post, and always something witty I wanted to say?)

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Approach carefully and try to show I'm not a threat, if he crash landed it seems unlikely he came to attack. I'd try to have a weapon hidden nearby just in case, but I'd try to be peaceful about things, if possible. And for all those that think that's idiotic and I should come out armed to the teeth, I'll just let Bill Hicks try and explain:
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I have never heard of Bill Hicks..... thank you for introducing us.

Walk up to the possibly injured alien and say "Well, well, well. It seems I get the upper hand this time... and it's not with a probe."

 

[Mister Eff]

Approach carefully and try to show I'm not a threat, if he crash landed it seems unlikely he came to attack. I'd try to have a weapon hidden nearby just in case, but I'd try to be peaceful about things, if possible. And for all those that think that's idiotic and I should come out armed to the teeth, I'll just let Bill Hicks try and explain:
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I have never heard of Bill Hicks..... thank you for introducing us.

Walk up to the possibly injured alien and say "Well, well, well. It seems I get the upper hand this time... and it's not with a probe."

WHAAAAAAA?!!!?!?

 

[DrunkWithPower]

Approach carefully and try to show I'm not a threat, if he crash landed it seems unlikely he came to attack. I'd try to have a weapon hidden nearby just in case, but I'd try to be peaceful about things, if possible. And for all those that think that's idiotic and I should come out armed to the teeth, I'll just let Bill Hicks try and explain:
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I have never heard of Bill Hicks..... thank you for introducing us.

Walk up to the possibly injured alien and say "Well, well, well. It seems I get the upper hand this time... and it's not with a probe."

WHAAAAAAA?!!!?!?

Which part? The Bill Hicks or lame inter-species sex joke?

 

[Housebroken Lunatic]

I have never heard of Bill Hicks..... thank you for introducing us.

Don't be too grateful. Once you've seen some of the shows this man has been doing, you tend to compare all other comedians with Hicks, and most of the time they will seem to suck in compariosn, and some will even be revealed as Bill Hicks copycats (... Yes, im looking at you Denis-I-can't-invent-my-own-routines-Leary).

 

[Toaster Hunter]

Shoot it. Who knows what its intentions were?

Then steal the ship and figure a way to make profit out of it.

 

[Nickolai77]

I'd offer it some tea, because i'm British