Aliens are invading and you are armed with the last weapon you used in a video game.

[Shoqiyqa]

I have an Archimedes emulator with Elite installed here. Give me a few minutes to go and shoot at some pirates and ask me again, and we'll see how those aliens fare. If they've brought Star Destroyers, they're easier targets.

 

[I.N.producer]

I have a Keyblade...

Could be worse.

 

[Hristo Petrov]

The black sword from Ultima 7. Well if the goddamn space creatures have souls they are so screwed

 

[AeroEngine]

Fallout new vegas's Riot shotgun with slug shells

 

[000Ronald]

Mmm...last game I played was...Gemcraft Labrynth, so...would I get the power of gemcraft? If so, I don't think we're in trouble.

Last console game I played was Legend of Zelda, Oracle of Ages[footnote]I still have a really old Gameboy Advance I play games like that on. The ones I have left, anyway...[/footnote]. I'd just gotten past the third dungeon, and still had the wooden sword.

I could be a tactician. I'd be a great tactician. I'd be the tactician master! Just don't make me fight aliens with a stick, please.

 

[HellbirdIV]

I have... The Perforator, essentially a large knuckle-duster with lots of small serrated blades along its outside, a kind of Fist Weapon for World of WarCraft.

On the bright side I was dual-wielding, so I have two stabby bits to fend off the aliens with!

... Yeah, we surrender to mighty Xenu.

 

[Qtoy]

Looks like I've got an indestructible 2008 Year Model Dodge Charger SRT8 Super Bee armed with 62 doses of nitrous, 20 doses of Juggernaut, 14 doses of Emergency Evade, (Knocks anything within 20 feet of my car about 50 feet away) and 4 doses of Instant Cooldown in case I get away from them.
All in all, it could be worse. Looks like I'm going to go all Grindhouse up in the Alien's business.

 

[Tekyro]

I've just been playing Catherine, so Vincent's pillow I guess. Well, I can say goodbye to my sweet, juicy all-of-my-life-ahead-of-me.

 

[th3xile]

The Moonstone Cannon and everything else on the Delphinus from Skies of Arcadia. For any of you who don't know, it means that I have a giant airship equipped with a cannon using the power of the gods...I think that I might not do that badly against aliens...

 

[GaltarDude1138]

A Halo Reach rocket launcher. Well, hey, just give me a crapton of ammo and we should be fine. Good thing Bungie added lock-on...

 

[Stealthygamer]

a chimchar? we are BONED!

 

[theriddlen]

Iron Man-like ion beam from Torchlight.
Suh-weeet!

 

[Continuity]

I'm armed with a 17th century cannon a la Pirates!

Ought to make a hole, though I'm not to sure about the repeat rate...

 

[DesiPrinceX09]

So Cole McGrath's electrical powers? Not too shabby, I think I should be able to open a can whoop ass on them.

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

The sledgehammer from red faction. And I had the super hammer cheat on, so we're talking "playing baseball with cars" powerful.

Depending on the type of alien, there's gonna be a lot of snap crackle DEATH going around.

 

[TripleDaddy]

Tiger tank with a brand new long 88mm, so I like my chances as long as I have plenty of gas.

And I don't have to drive in mud.

Or snow.

 

[Dr. wonderful]

"Maria." From New vegas.

You guys are SOOOOOOO fuck.

 

[Deathlord665]

Elijah's LAER, awesome

 

[ImmortalDrifter]

BFG 9000.

AWWWWWW YEEEAHHHHH!